Now the next position that Joe held was much different than a job or a career. Let's start it this way. It was a dark rainy Monday morning a black boy walks through the rain with an umbrella that looks like it ain't stopping much rain. He is headed to his New school.
I take that back he is headed to the Bad kids school, which is his New school since he got kicked out of the old one! I told you Joe is kind of a Class Ass clown but he does not do it on purpose. But he was good at it, a Class act at being Bad in school. He earned the Class to his Ass Clown by doing bafounary that his peers had never seen before! Sometimes he just does not think, he just acts! Now let's flash back to the old school JOE just got expelled from three weeks earlier.
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We are at The Franklin Redfordman Middle school. One class room is on fire, but not with flames. In walks the Principal of the school. He is very angry, he surveys the classroom and sees that the whole class is out of their seats! They are hooting and howling, laughing and jumping around all out of control.
The Spanish teacher was in the corner hysterically crying her eyes out! In the middle of the kids acting all wild is Joe! He is being restrained by the big burly black English teacher!
What in the Hell is going on here MR. Falsy? The principal Belches out! The English teacher answers all out of breath still trying to restrain Joe. This kid is very disrepectfull he has been a Smart ASS to the Spanish teacher Ms. Frenchy all year!
And now he spit a spitball right down her throat during her lesson! While she was gagging it up he encouraged the whole class to riot.
He passed out straws and all 24 kids commenced to Assault Ms. Frenchy with spitballs. It was like a plan he came up with to get revenge on her for all his detentions. Yeah I know about all the trouble Mr. Joseph has been giving Ms. Frenchy this year the principal said.
Mr. Falsy said that is when she came to me crying for help. I entered the class and had to restrain Joe. He was on the teacher's desk dancing while the other kids cheered!
You's a DAMN liar Mr. Falsy! It was Art paper spitballs Joe said pulling a hand loose and slapped the teacher with a full hand! Mr. Falsy's eyes turned Blood red and JOE swore he saw an explosion of fire deep in his pupil! Joe was too bold. He said what you gonna do now Bitch! Heads flew back including the principal and the whole room, and they went OOOOOH! Real loud.
Mr. Falsey must have lost his teacher's mind. He grabbed the hand that slapped him and slammed Joe down face first onto the teachers desk, and proceeded to try and break Joe's arm! With another loud OOOOOH from the crowd!
The principal screamed NOOO you Crazy Man, he's a child. and pulled Mr. Falsy off of Joe before he broke his arm. You could hear a slight cracking sound, but the child did not scream. He just had the OOOh shit! It's gonna break face! 2 seconds before the principal pulled MR. Falsy off of Joe. He screamed your fired falsy, and your Expelled too MR. JOE!