Now the funny thing about Joe's next job is that it was working in the same restaurant Ice cream Parlor that he just stopped working at. It was maybe like two weeks before then, he got the new JOB. So when Joe started working there he knew exactly how to work the system.
The only problem was that JOE's new boss was a real mean DICKHEAD instead of 2 Beautiful Freaky Managers! He would give Joe a lot of SHIT about any little thing. Joe you're Five minutes late, Joe your Uniform is Wrinkled, Joe your Shoes ain't Shiny Enough. Damn he was harsh!
Joe hated his JOB and so did his homie from school Rich THE DOLLAR MAN that's what he liked to be called. They both were working the system. Every other table got put in the Pocket and a Void check was written in the register! These boys were on their game Both of these teenaged highschool workers worked real hard. They were the waiters, cooks, cashiers, greeters, Ice cream scoopers, sundae makers and Janitors.
And MR. mean ASSED manager just sat his fat old Self in the office all day giving every worker SHIT! He was not a Racist or anything like that, he just was not a Happy man. Joe often looked at his boss and thought. Man, your Life and Wife at home must be SHIT! Is that why you so Damned mean In this Ice Cream BITCH.
Joe always had Bars and rhymes on his mind since he was at that bar in 5 corners! Remember that is Joe's dream JOB or LIFE as he calls it.
One day while working Joe's friend RICH THE DOLLAR comes in to work all excited! It was Halloween night and RICH THE DOLLAR was telling JOE It's a good night to get a LICK Man catch a NIGGER while he slips! He had been talking to JOE for weeks about robbing people in the neighborhood where the two teens worked.
It was a very rich and upscale neighborhood, Joe was a little skeptical he had never robbed nobody before just been a lookout on a couple of scores. But after a while it started to make perfect sense to the crime part of Joe's mind. Well im making money working around here, scamming the register more money here.
Hell yeah RICH THE DOLLAR lets rob them hit Licks and get BUCKS here! So the two teens worked their full shifts at the JOB, got their paychecks and each one had pockets full of register scam cash. They went to the nearest supermarket to cash their checks and get Halloween Masks. It was ON!
They left the store quickly and went down an alley that led over to the next street. AS they walked through the alley JOE and his homie put on devils Masks! How fitting for the night and for what these teens are about to do! They pulled out pocket knives as they came out the alley a lady saw them and she ran off scared! Joe whispered to RICH THE DOLLAR Hey man no Women. OK?
For sure RICH THE DOLLAR SAID I Loooves women not robs them! They both chuckled then went back to work. Now Don't get it wrong this was not a JOB in the Hood. This was called puttin in work! The teens was far from home doing this risky SHIT. So the next guy RICH THE DOLLAR SAW he ran up on him and had the knife at his face saying run them pockets.
All before JOE could react and then it was over. RICH THE DOLLAR was a 17 year old professional stick up kid Joe was a rookie! You got that dough quick, Wardy. That's what I do! RICH THE DOLLAR said, now lets keep it going it's still pretty early in Halloween crime night.
Next one is all your's JOE. OK let's go get it. They were very excited willing out a menace to the rich peoples neighborhood! THe young men robbed ten victims that night RICH THE KIDS all time record. Joe did his solo to prove he had heart then they partnered up.
One knife on each side of your face picks up the money pace. So in no time the teens had RICH THE DOLLAR's magic number 10. RICH THE DOLLAR had a look on his face he said 11. 11, Yes ,Yes,Yes please one more to break the record.
Ok JOE said the last one man my feet hurt. Stick up kids do a lot of running Joe was out of shape! Joe and his crime buddy stalked around for the Coudigrah victim! They saw one guy coming out of an ATM they moved in to get him. As they was nearing the target he noticed the two devil faced teens.
He screamed I ain't got no money, my card Declined! NO, NO, NOOOOO IT surprised the teens, all the other vics were quiet and just shook a little bit, But this guy he was a mess he was crying and moving back and forth a lot! Then he did this weird zig zag thing and took off running!
The teens gave chase but were no match. He was like they say "crackhead fast". Yeahhhh and you "ain't catching no crackhead" that's a Hood rule! They smokin the devil's fuel. The teens stopped running to catch their breaths and laugh. Joe said DAMN he was a fast crack addict athlete RICH THE DOLLAR giggled out loud.
Just then the teens could hear Police sirens heading their way. Oh SHIT one time, 5/0, them 12's JOE said lets go! Run NIGGER I ain't gettin hit! They ran down the block and took a right. They both ran dead into a real big guy. He was really surprised!
They pulled out the knives and RICH THE DOLLAR said run those pockets big boy! The vic said in a high pitched girly voice NOOO don't hurt me take the money. The teens looked at each like whaaat the FUCK, your voice! He gave it up to RICH THE DOLLAR money from every pocket repeating please don't hurt me.
The teens silently giggled then took off running again 11,11 RICH THE DOLLAR was Hooting.bOH my SHITS 11! Joe suddenly noticed a little girl in the house in a window frozen in place staring at his devil mask as the teens ran away.
They left her stuck in the window and left big boy crying in his hands stuck himself, to that robbery spot on the streets. You could hear the sirens getting closer so the teens pushed it into Hyperdrive! JOE was running faster than he ever did before and he could feel he had much more to give for Freedom sake.
The teens ran really hard turning right then left trying to take the fastest way to MAINFRAME ST. They trying to bust it out the Frame! That was where the train station was JOE and RICH THE DOLLAR had to get out of the neighborhood. They was the wrong color to be there with cops looking for robber jackers!
The teens pulled off the devil Masks and put them in their school bookbags with their homework. They took another right and had finally made it to MAINFRAME ST. Just had to get to the station which was straight all the way.
They saw the cops take a right onto MAINFRAME ST. a couple of blocks back from where they turned onto the street! Skiiirt JOE grow wheels we got pigs OOOOOH SHIT JOE said! Just then a limousine was coming down the street.
In this limo was a lot of beautiful debutant teenage girls all dressed up like at prom. They were screaming and flirting with JOE and RICH THE DOLLAR. HEY there brown sexy boys WHOOOOOOO come to us. Joe and RICH THE DOLLAR started flirting back while running.
HEY there pretty ladies you so fine can you be mine. YES, YES, Yes all the girls said. Joe said stop open the doors. NO stopping, NO stopping the driver said, he was a Hatin ASS BITCH. HELL with that the girl at the door said and she flung the car door open and said jump!
Joe and RICH THE DOLLAR LooK back and saw "Porky The Pig" GETTING CLOSER and they said FUCK JAIL and jumped into the limo one after the other. Each teen landing face first into a pretty girl's lap! The limo took off with the cop car going around traffic with sirens blaring and the spotlight searching!
Freedom! JOE said out loud. What you say the girl that he landed on said? OH JOE said. You ladies are like freedom to these's poor field hand NIGGAH'S! Both teen boys and girls laughed wildly. As they drove down MAINFRAME ST. It was a Hot Sexy party in a limo, music blasting and all.
The girls were still flirting and kissing on the boys. They invited the boys to a Socialite party that they were going to in NEW RICH PEOPLE Ville. NAW, NAW NOW Joe said my lady kissing the girl he fell on, but now she was in his lap now saying AAAH come on it will be fun.
Joe knew the world's reality though he could get caught up by other cops in that neighborhood too! Having that chocolate handsome brown skin could bring Bad SHIT. So JOE said another time. another party shorty. Plus look at our clothes. We just got off work we on Grime Ball status instead of our usual Fresh to Death!
She said yeah you are right. Joe said, driver stop here at the train station let us out. The teen boys hugged the girls, got their phone numbers and said see y'all Lovely ladies soon. Bye guys we'll miss you the girls said blowing kisses and waving.
The teen boys ran to get a train that was pulling into the station. They sat in a rear car and started pulling money and wallets from their pockets. It all fell onto the train seats and onto the floor. There were a lot of coins from their tips at the Ice cream restaurant, but mostly Dead president bills. Big Faces!
YEAH JOE shouted! RICH THE DOLLAR laughed and said I told you JOE. We're gonna have a HELLA day off from work tomorrow! That's for sure JOE replied. The train rolled down the track shaking the boys and their pockets full of money.
The teens made about $500 a piece from their Epic Halloween robbery spree! Another $150 a piece from jacking tables at work,$65 to $ 75 dollars in tips a piece, plus a full week of money on their checks plus credit card tips coming on next week's check.
Joe thought about the number of people they got! All that fear left on the streets and the number of dollars in his pocket. The whole night in general he remembered all the way home! But he could not get that Terrified look that the little girl had on her face off his brains.
He realized that the little girl had seen the whole Robbery Go Down! She was watching JOE and RICH THE DOLLAR in devils Masks robbing the big boy! It worried JOE that they had mentally Traumatized the poor little thing.
He had no remorse for the 11 men they Robbed, they are MEN they will get over it and it's life's traumas that build Men or "Girly men"! Joe had a gangster mentality, but he was a gentleman at all times he called it his "Double GG standard". No woman or child will get hurt on my watch. JOE thought in his mind "Double GG "All the time!
So that little girl in a window watching robbery plagued JOE for years. He knew not who she was to make amends or wipe away tears. He fell into the trap, a Monster Robbery Addict he didn't listen to his own caution words he had no fear for for the Evil trade!
The next morning Joe woke up feeling good but Strange. Before he could try and think about that Feeling the phone rang. Hello JOE said in a sleepy voice hardly holding the phone. Who dis? It's RICH THE DOLLAR what goody boy? Nothing much JOE said just woke up man. What's good with you? It's all good here man he said all excited and full of energy!
I have been up all night thinking and planning our next LICK or VIC if you like vic better. I told my big cousin what we was doing last night. He's an old school stick up kid. He told me what the Hell cuz you can't be hunting with a knife. So he let me hold a 22 and a 25 so we can get live!
OH YEAH JOE said. Listen, my Dude robbery is not on my career goals path I'm gonna have to pass. It was Madd fun though a real thrill ride. I kind of figured that JOE RICH THE DOLLAR said it's ok, but taking away is my way the career for me. I'm past the crime Addict level you warned me about. But everybody gotta be who they be! "YEAH BOOY" he said like "FLAVA FLAV" on stage.
When Joe went back to work RICH THE DOLLAR did not come in. Joe called his Homie on his break, but the line was disconnected. Joe tried calling many times but the line was always disconnected. RICH THE DOLLAR even disappeared from school. Nobody knew what happened to him, but JOE always thought that his JOB did him in or the cops locked him in!
Either way RICH THE DOLLAR Joe's Crime partner came to an end and JOE never saw his Homie again.
It also seemed like JOE's ice cream parlor restaurant job was coming to an end also. Joe's boss seemed to be getting meaner and meaner since RICH THE DOLLAR disappeared. He could not find a replacement for him. The pay was shit. That is why the teens started to rob the place. A whole bunch of Slave work for Slave pay.
So now that lazy ASSED FUCKER had to come out the office to help. He was really mad about that and started to take it out on JOE and the rest of the employees.His favorite word was faster,faster. He was also known for telling the Females to stop dragging their Big ole ASSES. And right in front of customers he would tell his workers,you aint SHIT I should Fire your BITCH ASS.
He had no respect for the workers. This was a real SHIT JOB! Run by a real live wire SHIT HEAD! For some reason he never cursed at JOE. He must have smelled his street Thug stuff. He was just on that faster, faster SHIT.
One day Joe was coming out of the kitchen with a full tray of food for a table 5 plates heavy. When he opened one of the swinging doors his foot hit a pile of butter tabs that some ASSHOLE worker dropped and didnt clean up.
Joe slid from that door across the restaurant through the seating area and passed the stuned customers all the way towards the window.
He barely was able to stop inches from crashing through the window, but Joe's momentum kept the plates of food moving on the tray. So JOE stopped sliding and the plates of food flew off the tray, crashed through the window and doused a car that was outside of the window! Joe said OH SHIT with the tray still balancing in his hand.
What dumb fuck dropped the butter? It got quiet and Joe scanned the room. His eyes bugged out and he said YOU,YOU. Staring and pointing at his BOSS holding a bowl of butter tabs and a big spoon. I,I,I the Boss stuttered! I, I my ASS Joe said then he verbally laid into the guy with no Remorse. This tongue lashing was building up in JOE and now he was gonna get it.
JOE said you FUCKING sorry example of a manager, I don't want you to suck a bag of DICKS, because you are a bag of DICKS! And by the way you do smell like a bag of Funky nastyness take a shower sometimes you Funky Fucker!
You BITCH Ass boss. Why you gotta be like this Wife not FUCKING you any more? By now the whole staff is laughing at the BOSS really hard and pointing!
Joe had a college vocabulary and knew how to fight with his words especially with swears. The BOSS really got madd his eyes and skin had a bright red tint to them. He looked like a volcano erupting and He jumped up in JOE's face screaming your Fired! Joe says Fired HA HA HA!
I just Quit Bitch! By definition Fired sounds like a Violent Act, like a Bullet being Fired from a gun trying to kill you. Take your life! The word Fired hurts and kills makes you live a homeless man's drills! So this BITCH boss committed a Violent act towards JOE by attempting to Fire him even though he was already Quitting until being rudely interrupted.
Joe fought back with an army of foul words arguing in his now ex-boss's face. The argument got so heated that the Boss tried to punch JOE. Now how low can you be, to be an adult trying to hit a teen, a kid, a child! Joe ducked the punch and watched his ex boss fall into a dirty table face first busting his ASS as he fell through the table and plates!
Now that's a Violent act, Joe laughed while walking out of the restaurant. Joe turned and looked at everybody and said,see a Violent act this NIGGER just Fired himself!
HAAA, HAAA, HA! The whole restaurant employees and even the customers with food on their forks burst out laughing and pointing at JOE's ex Boss! One guy said you knocked yourself the FUCK out trying to hit a child. Yous a BITCH and a Coward laughing hard in the ex-Boss's face. He just laid there in shame as Joe danced out the door!
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The next JOB that JOE got he had this JoB twice once in the day and once in the night. It was a JOb that was good to JOE but JOE was not good to the JOb! He worked in retail clothes sales. JOE did not mess with their money or their customers, just their clothes.
At first he worked for them on the overnight shift. A very weird shift they had only during Christmas time. This store was a skyscraper, but JOE worked in the basement and that was fine. AT least he didn't lean He worked at night with a bunch of other teens from 10 to 8:30. He had to be at High School by 9.
Joe was a damn hard worker even during that time. JOE knew what he was worth to the company, he was nothing but cheap labor. Joe folded the clothes that got messed up during the sales day. He also put clothes back on hangers for the next day of business. It was a really busy shift while the store was closed.
Joe had one main boss that he met with on Fridays. This guy was all business no fun at work type. Joe was happy that he did not work the night shift with him. He was too strict and no fun. JOE thought that must be how he lives his life, all boring and shit.
Joe only had to see him to get his check and get his work schedule for the week. The Assistant Manager was really cool. He was from JOE's hood. He let the teens come to work late, drunk, high and even let them bring their girlfriends on Saturdays. AS long as the JOB gets done at the end of the day I don't care what you guys do. He would always tell us this as he would leave every night with a joint in his mouth.
A month had passed by on the overnight shift when Joe noticed that they could do whatever they wanted at night. The Assistant Manager really was not kidding. The teens ruled the store at night; it was theirs outright!
When Joe noticed how lawless it really was OH boy what a feeling! Fred the Man was coming down the escalator with an arm full of fur coats. Joe said why you upstairs? I thought we could not go up there. NAW Fred the MAn said we run this Bitch our way at night. That's the hustlers way the Assistant Manager knows.
That's why he leaves every night, so we can have at it. He doesn't get the blame the customers do and he gets his cut. Cut JOE said what cut? Fred the Man said Damn boy you nieve! The cut of the money when we sell the stuff on the bootleg market in the streets.
OH, OH Joe said I get it. He smiled really big and said I'm gonna be a bootlegger! Yeah you are FRED the MAn said, just watch the cameras. Your boring ass boss watches it in the daytime. The guy doesn't have a life or a wife,so I guess it's a SHIT life for him.
Joe laughs and shrugs OH well. Time to get my legging on Joe chuckles! He starts small POLO shirts, hats, ties and any small expensive items that will sell fast in the streets. His little side hustle was paying off big. The kids at Joe's school were the ones buying most of his bootleg stuff.
The streets bought a little of his ill gotten loot, but mostly his classmates. Joe went to an international high school so the kids were from everywhere.
Somewhere black some white some Indian or native American,asian Spanish, Amish, german dutch. Joe had friends of every kind he knew how to keep in touch. He was a peoples person and was well liked. Except by those who wanted a fight or to hate on JOE because he shining too bright!
It was a good gig the last week of work before the new year. The teens threw a big blow out party right inside the store. There was an exclusive guest list and Joe's old friend The KING DJed. All of downtown had the load sounds of bass speakers bumping hard Rap music. It was so DAMNED awesome.
The cops tried to shut them down but could notThe teens were very smart. They were letting the people in through a service door that was in the train station. So 5/0 only saw people going to take the train, which was normal.
The Christmas JOB was over after that,but they kept 3 teens to work during the day. Joe was one of the 3, but this time he was putting on tags so nobody could steal clothes. How Ironic is it that teen bootlegger stopping people from stealing! Joe's life was Hectic school work , gang work, house work, homework, work work, hustle supreme "money on his mind and his mind on his money".
He done seen his Mummy working too hard 2 and 3 JOBS all the time. Not my life, not for mine he thought this often but he would find out he was wrong. Life doesn't give a SHIT gotta be rich to make it through this life's bullshit! SHIIIIIT And I don't mean money rich like dollars or pesos. I mean rich in strength of mind to make it through this poor black man mess. Stress kills fast like a Diabetic that can't control his Anger! There is a big danger a JOB will break your heart and change a worker for the worse.
Now the new but old JOB had its good and bad parts. The good thing was all the Bootlegging stealing SHIT. The Bad part was a SHITTY boss once again for JOE! This guy would always tell JOE's crew to work harder, work faster. If you can't keep up then get out! He even told his workers, I'm a hungry wolf and you little sheepies better move faster or you will get eaten up!
The worst part is that he was always trying to make them work harder for the same money. He never worked hard. He would be sitting at his desk the whole time Barking his little inpatient orders from his cubicle in the corner. Lazy MOTHER FUCKER JOE often said under his breath. The Boss did not hear him but JOE's co workers always heard him talking SHIT to his supervisor. It tickled the HELL out of them and they would bust out laughin
all the time.
The shitty Boss would be like Hey, Hey shut that SHIT down. You aint here to laugh and joke .What the FUCK you think this is? Then he would yell this is a MOTHERFUCKING JOB not a MOTHERFUCKING playground! Get the FUCK back to work before I Fire the FUCK out of all you sorry workers. This guy was a really harsh guy with no remorse or mercy! So Joe came up with a plan. This BITCH boss had to go; he had no respects in him.
It had been the industry standard for the guys in the theft prevention department to open boxes and put tags on all the expensive Clothes and pocketbooks, and then put on hangers on racks. The whole team was liberating different items from the store, but they would only take a small amount so It was not noticed. The new plan involved taking too much so they would look at DICK the boss in a Bad way. The loss prevention team started to take all the POLO, Gucci, Luchi foo foo rich people stuff. They put the high end merchandise in a garbage container one item at a time throughout their work shift. By the end of the shift they had thousands in the garbage ready to move.
This was not about greed, it was payback! Joe and his work buddies even sold the stuff for the cheap and even gave some away. The garbage bags were huge, filled with Ill gotten loot and a little bit of paper. The boss was not Efficient nor did he pay much attention to detail. He was just a loud rude ASSHOLE that some fool put in charge.
He did not even do his own paper work. After each box of clothes was tagged and hung up he was supposed to check that all the merchandise was there. Then he would sign and date the inventory sheet stating all goods were present and tagged and on a hanger on the rack.
The lazy loser always had Joe's coworker do the checks on the merchandise then he would just sign without checking the Job himself. When Joe learned that he did this, he knew how to get that BITCH! The whole staff wanted him gone. They just had to stick to the big plan. A couple of weeks passed by and the corporate office people noticed that a lot of goods were not making it to the sales floor!
It was coming in on the truck, but never making it out of the Loss Prevention room. They never had any proof on the workers. All roads were leading to the boss. After all, he signed the inventory sheets saying that all goods were tagged and hung for sale. He didn't handle his duty right so they Fired his behind quick.
The day he cleaned out his desk and told the team he was let go, he tried to be mean to them ,but Joe stopped that. He said hurry up and get yourself gone man.
Hurry up and get the FUCK out you've been Fired! IT's like you got shot by an embarrassment GUN. No pain NO blood, but it hurts your heart a Violent Act all the same. Shame on a boss NIGGER when he try to run Game on a teen and his team get fuck out!
The whole loss prevention team was laughing and pointing at him! He grabbed his stuff to leave and then he looked at Joe with a Death stare. You gonna get yours youngin he said it again you gonna get yours. Yeah right JOE said just leave Loser!