Well shit I am dead. Not gonna lie, I totally thought it would just end...nope. Now I find myself sitting in front of Morgan Freeman drinking a Diet Coke.... don't judge me. I lived a normal life and had a wife and daughter and if I am not wrong I may have been in my 50's when I passed. Not sure how I ate it or even my name or any of my friends names, but something tells me this is how it is supposed to be?!
"Um so God, why do you look like a famous actor I know?" I feel dumb asking this but I just can't help it.
"Hm, well I do not actually look like this, it's just your generation that has this as my default appearance." He chuckled at my question.
He continued on before I could speak,"Alright, I know you have lots of questions and I will give you the rundown on what's going to happen. First, yes I can read minds, duh! I made the Universe! If I can't read a soul's mind then I am not God right? That's a rhetorical question. Second, yes all worlds exist, at least any that I am in in its legends or mythology, and no you are not going back to your Earth"
OK now I have a bad feeling. He chuckled at my thoughts and said,"So your body will grow-up till the age of 16 then your past memories will merge with the memory's your body has done in life without your ...let's call them Earth 0 memories." He smirks a bit.
"OK just wait a moment, so you're saying for the first 15 years of my life, I will kinda be on autopilot?"
He smiled and said "I think you get it, but do not worry, even though you-he are doing your own thing you are both the same person. I just can't have you having bad thoughts about drinking from your mothers breast right? Awkward! Plus if you have too much time on your hands, you may inadvertently mess up the timeline a bit... you know trying to save some poor cat from being experimented on or something."
OK that sounded weird,"So am I going to a world I know of?" I figured that would help me get my feet wet so let's see what he tells me.
"Oh you definitely know the world you are going to, in fact it's one of your favorites! Just remember that it's not an anime or cartoon you will be living in but a real flesh and blood 3-D world, but it was based on an anime." He gave me a smirk that sent chills down my back.
God for the first time put on a serious face and said to me,"My son this is not your first life but your 21st time reviving to live anew. In a way you have been important individuals in your past lives and worlds, but you got emotionally tired and had all your past lives erased up till this last one you lived in. In a more direct definition, you are one of my sons that I have sent around the Universe for good or bad, you all have had a hard life. I am only telling you this because it's going to be important in your next life too. This is the reason you are gifted with powers the natives can never dream of. Even my children in that world will fall on their butts in surprise when they meet you." He had a soft smile at this point.
"Um so I am a special soul? What about my parents in the next life? Am I like Jesus Christ or something?!" I start to mentally hyperventilate at the revelation God has revealed. "Wow, I now know how Luke felt when Vader dropped that bomb!"
"Well do not overthink things too much, your parents in the other world will be your real parents, but your soul was birthed from my power, you get it now?" He then had a sip of his beverage. I guess I failed to mention the whole we are in a white space garbage... wait who am I talking too? Damn I broke down again.
"Funny you should bring up Jesus Christ... actually that part was played by you many life spans ago" He smiles again.
"WHAAAAAAAAT the hell are you saying!" Now he is just fucking with me?!
"Nope it is very true, and do not worry just because you are my son does not mean you have to act like a goodie goodie or anything. In fact I want you to live your new life anyway you see fit, it's all up to you anyway. You can be a hero, a super bad guy, a devil, or a NEET for all I care." He then looked at his watch on his arm and said "Well it was a good chat we had in our 21st prologue. Now don't worry when you wake up you will have all the information of your new powers and how they work, of course it will take lots of work to master everything." At this point he smiled the smile of a man that pulled a wonderful prank on his naughty child.
As the image of my "father" started to fade he left me with some soul wrenching words I will never forget..... "Make sure and give Rias's breasts a few big squeezes for me OK?" he gave me a thumbs up!
'NO NO NO NO NO, AM I GOING TO REINCARNATE AS FUCKING, ISSEI!'