It was a hot and sunny day, and Akuv was toiling at the courtyard, picking up any overgrown grass, which he carried plentiful based on the five filled baskets that hung behind his back, and it looks like he needed more.
Meanwhile, Rey is seated at the veranda, watching Akuv work hard whilst he feasts on a cookie. The sight of Rey relaxing clearly made Akuv's remaining strand of hair raise up.
"Are you just gonna watch me or are you going to be useful and help me Mophead!!?!?!?!" - Akuv.
"But I am, haven't you seen my assistants?" - Rey.
"Assistants? is this fool delusional?" - Akuv.
Rey pointed in a direction of a courtyard, which Akuv had stared for a while, before squinting and noticing that there was a few rabbits at the corner, nibbling on the grass.
"Wait...you are using hard labour as your workforce!?!" - Akuv.
"That, and you." - Rey.
"What!?! don't you think that enslaving rabbits are wrong Rey?" - Akuv.
"Enslave?" - Rey.
Rey's brow raised, while Akuv stared at his friend with disbelief and shock.
"Akuv, not sure who you are competing with, but you're winning the fool's tournament, you can claim your crown now, King of Fools." Rey.
"Eh?"- Akuv.
"You idiot, rabbits love to eat grass, how the hell am I enslaving them If they are literally feeding on this overgrown grass. In any case, I should be thanked for feeding them." - Rey.
"But Rey, don't you think you are not doing an honest work by not involving yourself actively in this? Think about the rewards you will get if you do an honest job!" - Akuv.
"We won't get a hero's treatment for doing this job you idiot, we are just cheap labor, literally!" - Rey.
"Excuses!" - Akuv.