"Do I live here?, bro , My Dad own this town, I'm the Prince", the reporter frowned probably at my arrogance, "So, How do you feel right now? What's up? What's new? Pls tell us, the people of Earth would love to have this information before agreeing to sign the yearly treaty?" , He asked but was a little bit aloof , like he doesn't care , like he just wanted to get the info for his blog and get out of our crazy town. He must be in his mid 20's from the planet earth. Black skin colour, just like every other Earthling the people of Nexus has ever met , his hair so bushy, A whole herd of Swanuna could hide in it.

"Where do i even start from?, Last summer was crazy!". "If I was posting this on my WhatsApp status, i would have added 3 "a's" after 'r' and 6 'y's after z to spell the word 'crazy'''.

"Half of Greenville is still missing, My Bestfriend Proximus is still teasing, Anna got eletrocuted, Bukky is still very much dead , I'm still unable to summon The Bird Spirit at will except during extreme danger. The crazy old man living close to our compound still yells "Dammit, i woke up today again" every 6AM as usual, Life's great ..oh, wait ..i feel like I'm missing something ...oh. yeah, My Dad and Mom is still serving life imprisonment in The guardians county, Antarctica, for not giving me up as agreed."

It all kinda sounds so bad, but at Greenville we are pretty much used to crazy , from people randomly disappearing into thin air to people coming back to life. A bald earthling with a very strange near-white-near-pink skin colour once materialized out of thin air in a metallic Box , He was wearing some kind of full body armour and a strange nozzle connected to his nose distorting his voice. He asked us if we never questioned our very existence. 

"You mean you never wondered if you you're living in a simulated world? Most of your friends are gone, your population have been reduced by half? How do you not care about this? Do you not feel anything anymore? Are you going insane or just being backdated to an old Operating System?" ... I and Dr Stonchiski laughed our balls out that day, look who is calling who insane? What kind of idiot shaves his head and calls himself "Bezos"?. That day, I remember writing down "Simulated" And "Backdated" in a piece of paper and inserting it in one of the spaces of my little back pocket.