"Alright team," Zephyr announced as they approached the writhing mass of stars and planets, "we've got reports of a galactic cluster engaging in some seriously kinky behavior. Apparently, they've developed a hive mind with a bondage fetish."
Casanova, his essence flickering with a mixture of intrigue and concern, quipped, "Well, I've heard of being star-crossed lovers, but this is taking it to a whole new level. Anyone bring cosmic-sized handcuffs?"
Luna, her sensors working overtime to process the bizarre phenomenon, chimed in. "The amount of psychic energy being generated by this interaction is off the charts. It's like watching a billion minds having an simultaneous orgasm, but with more... restraints."
