As the universe continued its inexorable march towards oblivion, the Cosmic Pleasure Police found themselves facing their most mind-bending challenge yet. Reports had come in of a group of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings attempting to recreate the Big Bang - with a kinky twist.
"Alright team," Zephyr announced as they approached the edge of what remained of reality, "we've got a situation. Apparently, some cosmic entities have decided that if the universe is going to end, they might as well try to start a new one. And they're doing it in the most... unconventional way possible."
Casanova, his essence flickering with a mixture of intrigue and concern, couldn't resist a quip. "Well, I've heard of explosive orgasms before, but this is taking it to a whole new level. Anyone bring cosmic-sized protection? We wouldn't want to create a universe without practicing safe sex, after all."
