As the newly birthed universe began to take shape, the Cosmic Pleasure Police found themselves facing an unexpected and rather titillating crisis. A peculiar kink had emerged from the primordial chaos, one that threatened to consume everything in its path - including reality itself.
"Alright team," Zephyr announced, his essence flickering with a mixture of concern and morbid curiosity, "we've got a situation on our hands. It seems that in the process of universal creation, we've accidentally given birth to a kink so powerful, so all-consuming, that it's literally eating the fabric of space-time."
Casanova, always quick with a quip, couldn't resist. "Well, I've heard of having an appetite for destruction, but this is taking it to a whole new level. Looks like someone's safe word should have been 'don't devour reality'."
