Hearing Li Huowang's words, Bai Lingmiao opened his eyes and said, "Yes, yes, my grandfather also told me not to run outside the village. People outside the village are very bad. If they catch a child, they will skin the person and put on dog skin to train him as a dog. Because the child is smart, they can use this dog that understands human language to perform acrobatics on the street. The child will be miserable because his body will be stuck to the dog skin and he will never grow up again."
Li Huowang frowned and shook his head, "No, I'm not talking about the stories of these old ladies scaring their grandchildren. I'm talking about the story of Master You."
"Like Master You? Let me think..." Bai Lingmiao frowned and began to think. "My grandfather usually tells very messy stories, but most of them are about long worms in the mountains eating people. There are really few people like Master You."
"Who told you the story of your grandfather Master You?"
Bai Lingmiao stared innocently, "Of course my grandfather's grandfather told him, and then my grandfather told me, and I will tell my grandson in the future."
Li Huowang scratched his head, so this story was handed down from his ancestors, it seems that he miscalculated.
"Brother Li, I know one." A weak young man who was leaning against the wall and listening suddenly spoke.
This person has deformed joints, one shoulder is high and the other is low, and his whole body is very twisted. Even in the material room, he can be regarded as "outstanding in appearance".
"Brother Li, my last name is Zhao, and I am the fifth child in my family. You can just call me Zhao Wu."
It doesn't matter who says it, Li Huowang walked up to him and said, "Okay, go ahead."
Zhao Wu looked around and deliberately lowered his voice and said, "I heard from the older generation that there was a kind of weird thing you said, and that thing was called the Great Grandma."
"Great Grandma? What does it look like?" Li Huowang quickly searched in his mind, but did not find any pictures related to it. There was no clue at all if he guessed from the literal meaning.
"Shh~Brother Li, don't be so loud, keep your voice down, this thing is very weird, I heard that the Great Grandma will hear it, if you say it often, they will come to find you!"
"Oh?" Hearing this, Li Huowang became excited.
"I heard from my cousin that it looks different in everyone's eyes. Some look like long-eared monsters, and some look like old people who have passed away. But the only thing that is similar is that anyone who stays next to them for a while will become a great grandmother!" Li Huowang touched his chin thoughtfully. "This place is really strange. There are all kinds of weird things. OK, is there anything else?" "Yes, there is also the father-in-law and mother-in-law fish. This thing is also weird..." Li Huowang learned a lot of strange terms from Zhao Wu, and these are the materials he will put into the immortality pill. "You know a lot. Thank you. This information is helpful to me." Dan Yangzi might find out the poisonous pill materials alone, but adding these things that even he can't distinguish, the credibility is much higher. What we want is to not understand. If you don't understand anything, it will appear profound. Zhao Shi smiled happily when he heard Li Huowang say this. "I heard all this from my cousin. He's a peddler who's been everywhere and knows a lot."
"Okay, it's almost time. I'm going back. You guys wait for my news quietly." Li Huowang took a deep breath, stood up and walked out.
Just after taking two steps, a tall figure at least 1.9 meters tall blocked his way. "I, I, I..."
Li Huowang knew the bald man in front of him. People in the material room called him a fool, the kind with cross-eyed and drooling eyes.
It may not be accurate to say that he is a complete fool. He just stutters, reacts slowly and has low intelligence. "I, I, I know that too!"
Li Huowang sighed, reached out and patted his big bald head, turned and walked towards the door.
It's better to make up something yourself than to ask a fool.
The next morning, Li Huowang was called to his residence by Danyangzi early. "I've almost finished practicing the internal and external Zhoutian exercises you mentioned. Tell me the elixir that goes with the exercises."
"Yes, Master." Li Huowang walked to the stone slab and pretended to observe again. "Hmm... Two great grandmother hearts, refine their essence? Master, what does this mean?"
Dan Yangzi, with an uncertain expression, wandered back and forth in the house, muttering to himself: "So that's it? The way to become an immortal actually requires this kind of evil?"
"Master, what is a great grandmother?"
"Don't worry about it, continue talking."
"Take a Gongpo fish, take its gills, and soak it in two taels of arsenic..."
What he learned from Zhao Wu, combined with Li Huowang's modern knowledge, and finally mixed with the energy of a sleepless night, he gently formulated a systematic way to become an immortal.
After Li Huowang finished saying everything he had compiled, he saw that he was very excited and muttered something to himself.
However, when he carefully identified it, he was immediately shocked.
"Yes, it's right. Arsenic is cold, so it must be neutralized by hot things like Gongpoyu. Wonderful! And this guy actually used the great grandmother to enter the elixir. Why didn't I think of it before? Since people can enter the elixir, why can't these evil things enter the elixir?" This guy actually began to imagine the balance of the medicinal properties of the elixir.
Li Huowang found that Dan Yangzi was very smart when he was smart, but he was really stupid when he was stupid. He didn't believe in anyone, but only believed in the set of things he couldn't come up with in his mind.
If there is a word to express it, it is superstition. In a world without gods and ghosts, superstition of ghosts and gods represents stupidity, but in a world with gods and ghosts, superstition is still stupidity, just the things of superstition are different.
Just then, Dan Yangzi reached into his sleeve with his right hand and lifted it up. A copper bell with a missing corner appeared in his hand. It was the kind of bell he saw in zombie movies to operate zombies.
As he began to shake vigorously, a piercing bell rang instantly, and Li Huowang suddenly felt a splitting headache. He instinctively covered his head and clenched his teeth.
This strange copper bell sound not only affected his hearing, but also his eyes.
Everything around him began to twist and deform, and the whole world shook violently like an earthquake.
"What's going on? Dan Yangzi, what is this? Is there anything wrong with me? Did he find out?"
Just as Li Huowang thought so, he saw the corner of the table, the edge of Dan Yangzi's Taoist robe, and even the side of the heavenly book next to him. In the whole room, any edge angle of any object that could be seen was like alive and slowly condensed in front of Dan Yangzi as it twisted.
It is difficult to describe what this mass of objects formed by the corners of objects looks like, but the only thing that is certain is that it can be alive.
Li Huowang thought he was seeing things, and he shook his head vigorously. It would have been fine if he didn't shake it. After shaking it, the thing turned into two as Li Huowang shook it.