Looking at the two fist-sized red pills in front of him, which were metallic in color, two flesh pills that were wriggling like living things, and two black pills that were rotten and smelled very pungent.
Li Huowang nodded with satisfaction. He had put in everything he could think of. With so many ingredients, it would definitely kill people and not leave any life.
A stick of incense was inserted next to it, representing the rest of the year. According to the practice he made up, he had to practice at the moment of the New Year to absorb the spiritual energy sent down by the Heavenly Dao.
Li Huowang sat cross-legged, first picked up the fist-sized red pill and was ready at all times. He was about to die, and he found himself unexpectedly calm.
Yes, he didn't prepare any backup plan at all.
Li Huowang understood that he must eat these pills. If he didn't eat them, Dan Yangzi would definitely not eat them.
Don't look at the New Year's Eve dinner just now, pretending to be kind, but what he said about becoming an immortal together was actually to test the medicine on him.
However, Danyangzi had never expected that Li Huowang didn't care about his life at all.
Li Huowang had long been indifferent to life and death, and he didn't belong here.
The only purpose of his life now was to watch a disgusting garbage like Danyangzi walk into the cemetery under his guidance.
Danyangzi was sitting opposite him at this time, and he also picked up a red pill.
Under the gaze of the two, the fire point of the incense gradually decreased.
Just when the incense was about to burn out, Li Huowang took a deep breath, put the pill in his hand into his mouth, and swallowed it whole.
At this time, Danyangzi stopped the action of eating the pill and stared at Li Huowang's actions with full concentration.
Li Huowang, who was a little excited at this time, seemed not to see it. He continued to swallow the remaining two pills directly, closed his eyes, and put his hands on his knees.
Sweat flowed down his face, and Li Huowang began to tremble while meditating, but his face gradually showed an uncontrollable ecstasy.
"I have a lot of innate spiritual energy! This... these are... so that's it, I understand, I understand!! I'm going to become an immortal~!"
Dan Yangzi's eyes showed a trace of anxiety when he heard this, but he still didn't take the pills immediately, until he saw wisps of white smoke starting to come out of Li Huowang's head, then he wolfed down the three pills.
When Dan Yangzi, who was sitting cross-legged, closed his eyes and began to run the big and small Zhoutian, Li Huowang slowly opened his eyes, looking at the master in front of him, and his smile was even better than before.
When he saw that Dan Yangzi's head was also emitting white smoke like himself, and some black things were crawling all over his body along his blood vessels, his legs loosened, and Li Huowang covered his extremely painful stomach and laughed wildly.
"Hahaha, baldhead! Baldhead!! You can't become an immortal! You can only become a ghost. Let's go to the Naihe Bridge together, hahaha!"
Dan Yangzi seemed to have heard it, but he didn't react. He closed his eyes and clenched his teeth, sitting cross-legged on the spot and madly practicing the internal and external Da Zhoutian Gongfa.
"Are you still practicing? That's all made up by me! I copied it from the fairy tale novels, hahaha, ouch, my stomach hurts, hahaha."
Li Huowang crawled on the ground and slowly crawled to the side of Dan Yangzi. He looked at the other's pale face with a crazy smile. He raised his right hand tremblingly and slapped him in the face. "Hey, are you deaf? I'm talking to you."
Another slap was thrown back, but Dan Yangzi still didn't move.
Li Huowang tremblingly took out a pill and stuffed it into his mouth. Then his veins popped all over his body and he felt full of strength.
"I told you not to practice anymore! Didn't you hear me?" Li Huowang punched Dan Yangzi in the face, and directly dented his overbitten mouth and nose.
Dan Yangzi, with a mouth full of blood, suddenly opened his eyes and glared at Li Huowang fiercely. With a wave of his Taoist robe, he threw Li Huowang away.
"Get out of here! You inner demons, don't even think about hindering me from becoming an immortal! I'm about to become an immortal! The ancestor is coming to pick me up soon!"
After being thrown and lying on the ground, Li Huowang did not sit up again. He just lay on the ground and looked at him, muttering to himself: "Crazy, this guy is completely crazy because of his obsession with becoming an immortal. Ouch, my stomach really hurts."
Time passed little by little, one sitting cross-legged and the other lying down. The pain in Li Huowang's abdomen became more and more severe. Under the instinctive trend, his body arched into a shrimp shape.
"Hiss, why is it so painful? How long will I have to suffer? I really regret not having a knife to cut my neck just now," Li Huowang, who was bent like a shrimp, rolled on the ground in pain.
Under the severe pain, Li Huowang's consciousness gradually became blurred. In confusion, he saw Yang Na's face again. "Yang Na, are you here to pick me up?"
Yang Na's face quickly melted and reassembled into the face of her attending doctor. "Bed No. 14 is unconscious, and the preliminary diagnosis is food poisoning! Quick! Bring the electric suction device and perform gastric lavage!"
Li Huowang slowly closed his eyes, and an extremely slight voice slipped out of his lips.
"Wash your uncle's stomach... Don't forget, you are in a mental hospital... Where is there... a gastric lavage machine... Can your hallucinations... be more logical..."
After saying this last sentence, Li Huowang's consciousness lost the sense of the surroundings.
He feels very comfortable now, because his stomach finally doesn't hurt anymore.
Li Huowang felt that his body was falling down but couldn't reach the bottom.
"Huowang, hold on, you promised me!" A hazy and urgent female voice exploded in his ears.
After an unknown amount of time, Li Huowang suddenly opened his eyes, and he began to vomit violently with his hands on the ground.
A mass of deformed flesh and blood mixed with black water, with some hair, mixed with dumpling crumbs, and a few pieces of internal organs was vomited out by Li Huowang.
The flesh and blood lying in the black water stopped moving after a few movements.
All this that happened suddenly made Li Huowang stunned in place. He was still alive? How could this be possible? If he was still alive, then Dan Yangzi must be——!
Thinking of this, Li Huowang immediately broke out in cold sweat, and he subconsciously turned his head to look. Then his mouth opened as wide as it could involuntarily. "Oh my god, he has become a god... What?"
He saw that his cheap master's body was completely deformed, the ugly head split open, three big mouths of flesh and blood stretched out from it, and three or four small mouths were nested inside the mouths, full of disgusting yellow teeth, they were entangled with each other and opened wide to the roof.
In addition to his head, his body also underwent major changes, and the feathers stuck by asphalt were like spikes, and they drilled out of the flesh and blood.
"What is this? Three flowers raised to the top, and the immortals ascended to heaven?"
Just when this thought burst out of Li Huowang's head, the three mouths opened as wide as possible, and three voices of Dan Yangzi, young, middle-aged and old, came out at the same time. "So that's it, Taoist, I understand, I understand!! Hahaha!!"
"Bang!!" With a bang, Dan Yangzi's entire deformed body exploded instantly. Blood and flesh splattered all over the alchemy room.