"Hehe, tell me, am I like a human or a god?"
The things in the forest made the branches shake constantly, and the sound became more and more shrill.
"You look like a human! You look like a human! Grandpa, we are all miserable people, just trying to make a living!"
The terrified Lu Zhuangyuan didn't care about anything else, and quickly crawled on the ground, kowtowing to the other side of the forest.
While kowtowing, he suddenly stopped, because he saw a pair of small feet wearing embroidered shoes standing there with two awls at the edge of the forest.
With a chill on the back of his neck, he slowly raised his head in astonishment, and saw a woman with small feet wearing a brand new flowered cotton jacket standing there alone.
Her big face was very white, but her mouth was very small, and her eyes seemed to be black beads embedded in her face, and she didn't blink at all.
The whole white face was hidden in the darkness, like a small air bag floating in the air. "Hehe, do you think I look like a human?" The bound-foot woman covered her mouth and chuckled, and began to approach the bonfire with her slender feet.
When he saw the woman walking, twisting her body as if she had no bones, the last glimmer of hope in Lu Zhuangyuan's heart was completely extinguished. He had encountered the real thing!
"Little kid! Little kid! Don't sleep! Pee!" Lu Zhuangyuan's terrified cry woke up the others.
A burning firewood was picked up by the trembling Lu Juren and thrown over.
However, this attack had no effect, and the firewood went straight through the woman's body.
Seeing that the bound-foot woman was about to approach the fire, her body suddenly froze, and her big head suddenly turned to the forest in the east.
The branches shook, and Li Huowang and others came out with a few glowing fluorescent stones in their hands.
"Hmm?" Bai Lingmiao, who had taken off the cloth strips at this time, found some clues. "Brother Li, look, this woman is really weird! She has no back of the head, and her face is on both sides!"
With a "clang!" sound, the long sword was unsheathed, and Li Huowang looked at the extremely strange woman with bound feet in the distance with vigilance. "What are you?"
"Hehe, I'm a human, don't I look like one?" After the extremely delicate voice sounded, the woman with bound feet twisted her slender body like a centipede and began to move closer to the target.
Li Huowang naturally couldn't sit and wait for death. He made a quick decision and reached out with his left hand, and a deflated Taoist bell appeared in his hand.
"Ring, ring, ring~" The harsh ring sounded, and everyone present, including Li Huowang himself, covered their heads with painful expressions.
Li Huowang didn't stop, and continued to shake it hard, because he saw that everyone in his sight was twisting and shaking violently, including the woman with bound feet.
Under the shaking, her brand new flowered cotton jacket began to crack, and some black air was constantly coming out from it.
This copper bell has an effect on this woman!
Suddenly, the bound-foot woman screamed, and her gradually collapsing body swung wildly back into the woods. After a while, she disappeared in front of Li Huowang.
The ringing gradually stopped, and Li Huo looked down at the Dao bell in his hand in surprise. "Although I didn't get Master You, I didn't expect you to have this kind of use."
I don't know if it was because it was flattened, or if there was another reason. Although Li Huowang got Dan Yangzi's Dao bell, every time he shook the bell, the lines around it were shaking, and they didn't condense into Master You like before.
As he saw more and more of this world, he became more confused. What on earth was this mess?
"Master, master! Thank you for your help! I really don't know what a great man is. Come, come, come and warm yourself by the fire."
The grateful Lu Zhuangyuan came forward with a bow, and enthusiastically pulled Li Huowang towards the bonfire.
Compared to the thing just now, the monsters following this Taoist priest are undoubtedly much more friendly. After all, with the Taoist priest in control, these things are at most scary, but the thing just now can really kill people.
"Hey! This damn beast! If it hadn't suddenly run away like a plague, how could I, an old man, neglect the master." Lu Zhuangyuan took out his pipe and pretended to knock on the saddle.
After hitting it a few times, he turned around and shouted: "That, Juanhua, hurry up, bake the buns and get water! Get the biggest white flour buns! Get three more... No! Five salted duck eggs!!"
Lu Zhuangyuan was so enthusiastic all of a sudden that Li Huowang was really a little uncomfortable. "Old man, don't bother, can I ask you a few questions?"
"Ask! Ask anything! The little Taoist priest just saved the lives of our family! Haha, you can ask anything you want!" Lu Zhuangyuan patted his chest and promised.
As if he was not enthusiastic enough, he put the pipe into his chicken coop and pulled it a few times, then relit it and held it in front of Li Huowang with his hands.
"Uh... Thank you, old man, I don't smoke. Do you know what we just encountered? What is it called?" Li Huowang used his hands to separate the patinated dry pipe.
He currently knows nothing about this world. If he wants to live safely, he must know as much as possible.
Lu Zhuangyuan was obviously confused by the question, "What? This... How do I know this, Taoist priest, didn't you drive away the person who asked for the title? Don't you know?"
Looking at his puzzled eyes, Li Huowang found that he asked the wrong question. In this regard, the old man might not know as much as he did.
"I heard you say to use boy's urine. Can boy's urine harm that thing just now?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!! Definitely! Those things are afraid of dirt! I heard that blowing your nose and touching it can also be effective. If you want to say the most effective thing, it has to be boy's urine. This thing has the most yang energy and it is dirt."
"Really? Father-in-law, have you used it before?"
When asked by Li Huowang, Lu Zhuangyuan, who was so decisive just now, smiled awkwardly and looked a little evasive. "Maybe it works. The old people in the village all passed it down. Since everyone says so, it must be right."
Li Huowang sighed helplessly. How could it be passed down from ancestors? Are the people here so backward in passing on experience?
"Well, old man, let me ask you, have you encountered this kind of thing often?"
"No, how can such a weird thing happen every day? If it happened every night, I would have sold my belongings and taken my son back to farm." Lu Zhuangyuan put the dry tobacco in his mouth and smoked it.
"I have been out for so many years, and I have only encountered it four times."
"So that's what happened..." Li Huowang looked at the dark forest around him and had a new understanding of this world.
After staying with Dan Yangzi for a long time, he thought that there were things like black Tai Sui everywhere outside, but now it seems that this is not the case at all.
Ordinary people have heard of these things, but they are very far away.