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Chapter 20 - Chapter 20 Danyangzi

 When he saw the two things crawling in front of Danyangzi who was also twisting constantly, Li Huowang had a guess in his mind. "Are these two things here to help him find the materials for the elixir?"

Just when he was thinking this, Li Huowang saw Danyangzi bending down and grabbing a handful of mud from the ground and stuffing it into his mouth, and then he began to talk to the two things.

The voice was very strange, and it didn't sound like a human voice at all, but the two things seemed to understand it, floating up and down for a while and then quickly dispersed.

With their departure, everything that was twisting and turning dark gradually returned to normal.

"Wait, baby, don't worry, although the things in the heavenly book are difficult to get, but it won't be difficult for your master, I still have connections outside." Danyangzi said proudly.

"That's right, Master is going to become an immortal, I'm afraid nothing in the world can be difficult for you! But Master, what was that just now?"

"Hehe, kid, you still have a lot to learn, this thing is the "Master You" mentioned in the heavenly book."

The past crises have always made Li Huowang nervous, and he has never had time to think about a question, what kind of world is this place.

What great grandmother, what Master You, they don't look like ordinary things.

If he hadn't eaten normal pork and sheep's head when he was eating, he really almost thought that no living thing in this world was normal.

"Hey, this thing is a good treasure. I, the Taoist, spent a lot of effort to grab it." Danyangzi put the copper bell back into his sleeve.

"Rob?"

"Of course you have to rob. If you don't rob, will others give it to you for free? Humph! What if we don't have it but others do? Rob!"

"This is what I learned when I was five years old, when a beggar who was older than me robbed a rotten steamed bun from me."

"When I was young, I robbed wives, horses, and silver. Later, I robbed martial arts, magic tools, disciples, and even the entire Qingfeng Temple! Did you see what the ancestor of the clay sculpture said? Humph." When he said this, Danyangzi showed a hint of pride on his face.

"Kid, you have to listen to adults. This is to teach you to be good, understand? I treat you as my own, so I tell you."

"But Master, what if you can't snatch it?"

"Can't snatch it? If you can't snatch it, can't you snatch it together? How can you be so stubborn with your head that can read? If you can't snatch it together, drug it. If you can't get it by drugging, then do it secretly!!"

A few words let Li Huowang know the style of the bald man in front of him. It also let him know why this guy's various methods are not related. It turns out that everything he has is snatched here and there.

"Master... Master lives a clear life."

"Humph! What's wrong with me not knowing how to read? What's wrong with me not having enlightenment? They say I am unorthodox and I don't have a heart for the Tao. When I become an immortal, I will open the eyelids of those guys to let them see who is not enlightened now! Who is not having a heart for the Tao!" Dan Yangzi said this with gritted teeth and his ugly face full of hostility. Li Huowang didn't know who those people were, but he was sure that the grudges between the two sides must be deep.

For a period of time afterwards, Li Huowang almost lived and ate with Dan Yangzi, and devoted himself to tinkering with the immortal method in the heavenly book.

During this time, Li Huowang was also constantly improving it in secret, making the entire immortal method more and more credible

The things Li Huowang said were soon delivered.

Looking at the gray-white slimy giant covered with black soft hair and the amorphous black swelling bubble next to it that was faintly glowing.

In addition to being amazed at the disgustingness of these things, Li Huowang was also surprised at Dan Yangzi's strength. He could actually get them.

"Master, shall we open the furnace?" Li Huowang asked.

"No hurry, there's still a while before the New Year. Let's go and have the New Year's Eve dinner first."

Dan Yangzi's words surprised Li Huowang a little. Why are they having the New Year's Eve dinner? Is there any connection between the two?

That being said, Li Huowang hurriedly followed Dan Yangzi when he saw him getting up and leaving the alchemy room.

When they arrived at the cave for dinner, the other disciples had already arrived. Although they were called other disciples, they were actually only Chang Ren, Chang Ming, and Xuan Yuan.

When he saw the empty round table, Dan Yangzi's face instantly darkened, "Why didn't you set up bowls and chopsticks for the deceased disciples? Set them up! Bring them back for the New Year."

After a while, when all the deceased disciples had bowls and chopsticks, the entire round table seemed full.

Dan Yangzi nodded with a satisfied smile again, and sat back in the main seat. Li Huowang sat on his right, and the other side was empty, which was Zheng Kun's seat. "Come on, serve the dumplings."

A pot of steaming dumplings was lifted up by the boys, and the fragrant smell was wafting. They carefully put it into everyone's bowl with an iron spoon, including the bowls of the deceased.

"Hehe, it's the New Year, relax and eat more." That's what they said, but including Li Huowang and the other four, they waited until he started to eat.

Danyangzi picked up a pair of chopsticks, picked up a white dumpling and put it in his mouth, and chewed it with his eyes slightly closed, "Hmm~ pork fat and chives stuffing, delicious! Hey! What is this? A penny? Good omen, good omen, hahaha."

Li Huowang looked at the dumplings in the bowl in front of him, stunned for a while, and then ate them fiercely

Danyangzi smiled at Li Huowang who was eating dumplings. "You are lucky to have such delicious dumplings."

"When I was your age, I didn't even know what dumplings looked like. I just heard how delicious they were. Haha."

"Later, during the Chinese New Year, I smelled the fragrance of rice from someone else's house. I rushed in and found that dumplings looked like this. I didn't even play with the beautiful girl of that family. I just stomped on her with a knife and squatted on the kang. I ate two kilograms of dumplings. At that time, they made dumplings with this lard and chive filling."

The other disciples smiled awkwardly, only Li Huowang was still wolfing down.

Dan Yangzi saw Li Huowang with tears in his eyes, so he carefully picked up the bowl and poured his dumplings into his bowl. "Alas, you are also a child from a poor family. Eat slowly and don't choke."

Amid the sound of swallowing and the sound of bowls and chopsticks hitting each other, the New Year's Eve dinner for only five people came to an end.

Just when Li Huowang thought he was going to start refining the elixir, he saw Dan Yangzi patting his bald head with his hands, taking out a dozen red envelopes from his sleeves, and handing them over to Changming, Changren, or the dead people's bowls and chopsticks.

"Come on, come on, it's the New Year, remember to put it under your pillow, take it, when I was your age, no elders ever gave me New Year's money."

Dan Yangzi put the last red envelope next to Zhengkun's bowl, then turned his head and said to Li Huowang with a smile: "You don't need New Year's money, we will become immortals together, and live together from now on!"

Li Huowang smiled, very happily. "Master is right."

"Let's go back to the alchemy room and start refining the elixir! Kid, you take charge of the fire!"

"Okay, Master!"