"China?" Trash asked. "What's that?" Trash asked.
"You don't know China? Did you live under a rock, or rather, because of your name, in a trashcan?" Lilly asked jokingly.
"How did you know?" Trash asked.
"Well, you don't even know one of the largest nations in the world; of course you would come from some backwater village. Anyway, master Trash, let's get going. Since I'm your secretary, I will book the flights. Let's head to a hotel for now and start our journey tomorrow," Lilly proposed.
"Why tomorrow? Let's start now, and as the master said, we can't fly on our own. Let's just walk there." Trash proposed.
"Walk there? You want to walk on the ocean, or what are you talking about?" Lilly was getting mad.
"What is an ocean?" Trash was still confused.
"You! Do I really have to tell you how the Earth works?"
"Whats the Ear?" "STOP!" Lilly interviened. "You really know absolutely nothing? Since I'm officially your maid, I will show you what the earth is. Can you walk on your own?"
Trash stood up from his wheelchair and walked a few steps. Sadly, on the third step, he fell down on his head without trying to dampen the fall. Surprisingly, even after landing head first, he seemed uninjured.
"Ok enough, enough," she said angrily, and after Trash crawled back in his wheelchair, she pushed it and started to head towards a museum.
The first thing she wanted to show Trash was the globe. "Here, this is what the Earth looks like from far away. It is like a ball. The blue color is water, and the other colors represent land. We are here right now," she pointed at the United States of America.
"This is how the world looks like." Trash sounded confused. "I don't believe it. I think the world isn't a ball. It has to be flat," he said.
"No!" Lilly cried out. "Can you just listen to me? Science has proven again and again that the world is a globe," she said.
"Can you eat science? Is it something useful?" Trash asked. "I don't believe it. Just look in front of you. Is there a weird curve? No. It is flat. Look at this globe thing," he pointed at the globe."Why don't the water and land on the other side fall down?" Trash continued arguing.
"Ah, forget it. I won't argue with you on this, Master. Just believe what you want." Lilly had enough. She was tired of arguing over the shape of the earth with someone without any knowledge or education.
"Anyway, we are going here," she pointed at China, "and we won't fly ourselves but on a plane. A machine that can fly. Ok?"
"Ah, that should be fun." Trash finally agreed to fly, but he still wanted to argue about the shape of the Earth; it is definitely flat.
Lilly booked first-class flights for them, and they headed back to Lilly's hotel as the flights would be one day later.
Meanwhile, on Lord Selldom's side.
"Lord Selldom, the chip we planted doesn't seem to work."
"What? First, you're fired. Second, who made this chip?" He asked in rage.
"It was me, Lord, the chip works like," and before the worker could finish speaking, he took out a gun and shot him.
"Now I have to fire this guy the old-fashioned way. Fire with firearms. How dare he build the thing that malfunctions now?" he raged.
"The malfunction is probably due to a mage interfering. The manufacturer did probably not make any mistake," his new secretary said.
"No! This mage! This mage has added another live on their list of innocent people that had to die! What a bloodthirsty monster," Lord Selldom said in agony.
"What do we do now?" he asked.
"I think I have an idea," the military officer of the Selldom group said. "The most likely possibility is that your daughter was brainwashed by Chinese people. They are the evil of society after all. They want to spread communism all over the world, endangering the freedom of people. They would go after your daughter to pressure you. She is probably already on a private jet to China. There is no way she is still in our country. I would suggest we stop searching where she was last seen and start searching there," the military officer said.
"Yes, yes, that makes sense. My naive daughter even believed that dinosaurs are real, which is clearly a lie. Everyone who says this just wants to undermine the value of humans as the rightful owners of the Earth. It is possible that she would fall for these slit-eyed monsters," he said.
"Try to find her in China! That is the most logical conclusion."
Lilly and Trash finally got to the hotel. On the way, they bought new clothes for both of them, and Lilly was increasingly regretting her decision to leave her comfortable home. Thankfully she was able to hire a few people to change trash in and out of the clothes; otherwise, it would be unbearable.
Why did Master G pick up this guy as a disciple? He is completely and 100% useless. Trash through and through. I need to ask her after finally arriving. If I know it, I might be able to take his position. First though. I need to make him obey me. The best way to influence dumb people is? Yes seduction. Make him believe he has a chance to be with me and let him do what I want.
They arrived in front of Lilly's room. "Master Trash, this is the only room I booked. We have to share it for tonight. Is that ok with you, master?" she asked.
"Yes, that is good," he answered.
Yes! He took the bait. Now I just have to let him believe he has a chance while never letting him have anything.
"Oh no! Master Trash I forgot. I only have one bed in this room. You can take the bed while I sleep on the hard, cold floor. Oh no, last time I slept on the floor, I got sick. What do we do?" she asked with a panicked voice.
Come on, idiot. Say that you can sleep on the floor. Establish the order between me and you. I am more important than you.
"No need to risk getting sick, my maid," Trash started.
Yes, that's how it should be, Lilly thought, while looking hopeful at Trash like he was her savior.
"Just sleep with me on the same bed. It might be a little small for two humans, but we should both fit in it," Trash finished.