"I thought we were on our way to our city...Petal!" Drew cried, hopelessly watching the nurse.
Yelps of poor fairies are now being cluttered in a pouch, then another one is shoved in with the others. "This is better than picking herbs." She laughed, reaching into a tree hole and grabbing a blue fairy.
"Oh? Human?" The fairy cluelessly asked, before being shoved into the fairy bag. "You're one of the reasons fairies hate humans!" The dwarf scolded.
She turned to him. "The fuck are you gonna do about it? These little fuckers don't even know what's going on." She shows him the fairy pouch of multiple fairies just talking to each other casually about their day in the pouches. "These fuckers are not real fairies anyway , a real fairy would have fucked me up with magic shit. So whatever." She told, before pushing the little heads into the pouch and ties it up.
"Now, we move." She told, going ahead of the speechless dwarf. "I keep forgetting this woman is insane..." He followed, then he sees a green fairy pop out of his beard. "Hello? Human?" It said. The dwarf just simply threw him out of his beard... only for it to fly back to the beard. "Well shit." The dwarf just sighed and ignored the beard fairy.
As the sunlight covers up Petal's face once more, she was met with the familiar rocky surface resembling the colors of rust with abandoned tents in the distance.
"Nice haul, Drew." She told, seeing his beard filled with fairies speaking random stuff to each other.
"This is getting annoying." Drew sighed, shaking his beard once more to make them all fall off, only for the fairies to return to it.
Petal ran to the tents, they were dusted and worn out, clearly left alone. She smiled as she went to dig a hole within the tent.
"Petal, what are you doing!?" The dwarf asked, tending to the many fairies flying around his face.
"Nothing." She then covers the hole and turned to him. "Was there anyone with you when you left the city?" She then exits the tent and looks around.
"No, I couldn't trust anyone anymore. Everywhere I looked, even my coworkers... orange eyes." He told. "Then what's your fucking plan? Did you just bring me here to have some mommy to vent to? I'm a nurse, not a fucking therapist." She said.
"I do. I came out from a secret passage I dug on my own during the month. May I remind you that I am the second Best Dwarf Smith in Ground City." He gruffed, her words striking a nerve.
"These fairies however...they are very distracting." He says, as a fairy pushes it's hands to his forehead. "Don't touch that."
The fairy then let's go of his forehead.
The dwarf then looked at the fairies around his beard. "Get out of my beard." He finally said. To his surprise, the fairies flew off from his beard while looking at the dwarf. "Hmm, these fairies are unusually obedient..." Drew thought.
"Laser his beard." The nurse smiled.
All their hands began to glow and started shooting beams of lights at it.
"Stop shooting!" He angrily ordered, glaring at the chuckling Nurse. "Looks like I didn't collect them for nothing after all." She said.
"Hmmph! Fairies, return to my beard." He ordered as he held he cuffs his ear with his hand. His expression then changed. "Petal."
He said with an urgent tone.
She nodded. The shaking if the ground grew louder and louder, stones then began to move right in front of them.
A large construct of stone emerges with a blue core encased within, forming a large creature with stone around it forming it's arms and legs.
"Hey little shits, follow me." She then runs towards the Golem, pulling out her scalpel and the fairies following behind her.
Drew groaned. "Did she just steal my fairies..." A green fairy then emerges from his beard, looking at him. "Friend!" It said. Drew just smiled and watched the battle.
The golem digs both it's punches down on the ground, being immediately dodged. Petal then jumps on one of the arms, digging it's scalpel. "Use your fucking rope on its legs!" She then gets carried by the stone fist, the fairies then scrambled all over the golem's legs.
It then raised its arm up, it's core looking straight at her. She then let's go of her scalpel and climbs up on the fist. "Come on!" She taunted, as a powerful beam of light shoots out of the core, while she then runs across it's arm, the laser following her.
She then suddenly jumps right at the top of its head, causing it to shift the stones around it to make the turn to beam the woman.
Then the golem began to shake, it's body then falls over, it's laser still kept going and pointing it to the ground. As it's core reaches the ground, the laser assisted it's self implosion, before Petal landed in her feet right in front of the explosion. The fairies cheered on the nurse, she groaned. "Shut the fuck up and go back to fatass over there!" She ordered, the fairies then do return to his beard. Drew himself is shocked at how she defeated such a large opponent with such little advantage and effort.
"I sometimes forget you are an A-Rank Adventurer for a reason..." The dwarf said, while Petal holds his shoulder.
"Just lead me to the city." She told.
Vines heard the window crscking as he saw something shine st the corner of his eye. "Hey Carl, you hear that?" He looked over at the adventurer...
He then sits up, then chuckles as he sees the man told to watch over him just left. What a surprise. He looked at the tubes attached to him and crushes them, noticing that there was nothing flowing through him anyway. He stood up and then picks up the glowing thing that passed through.
"Ugh....ugly...Huma... UGLY HUMAN!" The yellow fairy shouted as it's wings are held by a pinch. "Huh, that's weird. You're not Finn...and you can talk." Vines let's go of the fairy's wings.
"Lady Human! She say you go Rust Valleeee!" The fairy told, while flying all around him. "The hell? Did this human threaten you?" He asked. "I don't know, she say my family is fairy frenchy fries." The fairy told. Vines nodded. He then walks out of the hut, the fairy still following. "What's yer name?" Vines asked, while cracking knuckles and cracking his back.
"Phillip! I'm Phillip! You ugly man!" The fairy cheered. Vines just grunted and started walking into the forest, then he grabbed a large chunk of a tree and swung it around. "That bitch never asks for help unless its serious...Just like the old days." He laughed.