A heavy grey bearded dwarf gets launched towards Vines, throwing him to the side and catching the handle of a pickaxe. "Drew, tell the other dwarves to retreat." He walked to the middle of the battlefield. Injured dwarves felt their bodies being tied up by thin magical string, pulled by the many fairies that fought along them.
As Vines neared the castle, he noticed that only 5 Gold Dwarf Guards were defeated. There were little deaths from both sides as well. "Dwarves are damn tough." He holds out his pickaxe.
"Challenge me, whatever controls you or who!"
The golden dwarves raised their golden hammers with the glowing orange traces granting a boost in speed.
Vines met one of their hammers by a swift dodge, piercing one of their chin, attaching it to his pickaxe by swinging it's tip upwards. Using the brain-pierced dwarf, he blocked two more blows with the dwarf's armor and then grabbed one of them by the beard, pulling it towards his head and smashing the dwarf's helm and skull. He lets go of both of the pickaxe and the dwarf to dodge another hammer blow.
He decides to step back only to realize one of the dwarves jumping towards his head from above him.
"DIE WARRIOR!"
A painful pierce sounds, causing the dwarf to miss and fall in front of Vines, grabbing its hammer and then blocking a Magic Boulder by smashing it to bits.
"They've got a mage, Petal!" He shouted with an excited tone.
"I'm not blind asshole!" She stands by his side, loading a syringe on her crossbow and shoots it to a dwarf with brown robes, it's head bursting with purple liquid, dropping it's hammer-shaped staff and the liquid pours over the ground, melting the gold boots of the dwarves in the back.
The fairies and dwarves watching cheered, a few of the fairies even joining the battle unprompted to finish off those who were affected by the poison.
"Your Mightiness!" A silver haired dwarf wearing silver armor with gold emblems walked before a large golden throne, a tall golden hammer adorned with orbs and jewels beside him. A large dwarf, nearly as tall as a human stood up, holding his hammer with him and his yellow eyes sparked, his golden beard and straight blonde hair swayed as he stepped down the stairs, his golden armor indentured with rubies in the shape of anvils on his breastplate.
"Who had dared invade our kingdom!?" He shouted.
"It's the heroes...Vines and Petal!" The silver dwarf responded. He pulls out an orange glowing orb from his pocket, showing it to the king. "Why...We had peace, why wasn't I informed about any of this!? What have you been doing, Shaldof!?" His voice boomed as a golden dwarf guard got launched into the castle window. Its eyes glowed orange before its life fades away.
"They dared to ruin our plans, It wasn't expected..." The dwarf told, ignoring the commotion.
"You spoke no plans to me." He grabbed the glowing orb right from his hands, then looking at him. "What is this!?" He shouted.
Shaldof began to laugh and faced the orb. "Our true god would like to speak to you, your Mightiness." He sneered, his eyes glowing orange.
The King gasped, dropping his hammer and the orb. Instead of falling, the orb shone brighter and levitated right in front of the King, nearing it's face.
"I...I see!" The King praised, raising his arms up.
"I SEE!"
The two walked over the corpses of the golden dwarves. They silently stand by each other and then their eyes suddenly met. "Just like Chayna Town." He sighed. Petal nodded. She looked down and then mumbled.
"Petal, this is not the time to sulk. We'll talk later." He walks to enter the golden gate of the castle, his hand suddenly gets grabbed.
"I didn't fuck you for fun." The nurse then let's go. Looking up at him, her face was red, so were her eyes. "You're drunk." He told bluntly.
"Fuck you. Go in first you hunk."
Vines rolled his eyes, entering the castle. Some fairies followed behind them, a familiar yellow one flew besides Vines. "Get out of here." He told. The fairy shook it's head. "I help Ugly Man and Crazy Lady!" Phillip announced. "Why the fuck are you all helping us fight these glowing dwarves anyway?" Vines groaned.
"They kill my wife. We had sex and she die. I'm angry." Phillip told with a sudden change of tone and expression. He looked absolutely pissed.
Vines nodded. "And who are these?" He pointed at the other fairies following in.
"My children."
"Fucking hell."
"Yes. It was."
"I don't fucking care about this little shit's sex life, let's just get in and fuck up whatever's gonna be fucking waiting for us!" Petal yelled.
"The orb make them do this!" Phillip yelled. Vines shrugged. "Shut up for now, you're spoiling the fun." Vines then kicked the door open, fairies swarming above them.
"What the fuck..." He gasped, seeing strange runes all over the castle's pillars. A silver haired dwarf walked towards them, his eyes were glowing orange and smiling.
"Welcome, humans. Behold the new presence of our first King, under our god! DARAKON!" He announced with such bravado.
The dwarf then receives three crossbow bolts at his chest, then immediately gets decimated by a barrage of beams.
Vines looked at Petal sternly. "That was unnecessary." His voice warned.
"I always hated that guy. Glad he's possessed." The nurse smiled. He shrugged, his face then turned to worry as he saw the large dwarf holding the orange glowing orb at his palm.
"Grothenfalm." Vines called. Even Petal looked appalled. "Oh shit, we might be fucked." She chuckled.
"Petal, Vines. You have arrived just in time for my awakening." His voice sounded distorted. His body exudes a powerful orange aura, rocks around him began to levitate.
"Let go of that orb, old friend!" Vines shouted.
"Motherfucker he ain't hearing is out!" Petal loads a syringe and shoots for the orb on his hand.
A stone slab forms around the orb and blocks the syringe,shooting it back at her while she dodges it.
"You have violated our trust and my kingdom. I am willing enough to forgive you once we share the same god." He stood up, standing on a stone slab and it moves up, wielding his large hammer and casting multiple diamond shaped boulders. "Or, you will all be executed by my hand."
"We may have been undergeared." Vines admitted.
"Yeah. I was wondering why you walked in here with nothing. Pretty hot if you ask me."
Vines grabs Petal by the legs and slumped her on his shoulder. "Phillip, stall him for us!"
The fairies began their assault by shooting multiple beams. The dwarf does get hit by some of the beams on his skin, reinforcing them with stone and then blasting the boulders at them.
With crashing sounds of boulders, the two run out of the castle. The dwarves cheered as they ran out, thinking they've eliminated the threat of the glowing eyes.
"GET US SOME GEAR!" Vines shouted, the dwarves promptly running back as they see the castle burst with stone shards flying and fairies blasting lasers at them.