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Chapter 4 - Remember That Time We Fought With The Mafia Over Exam Answers

-"Alright everyone, take your seats." Said the teacher upon entering the boys' classroom. He had finally corrected their math exams, and he was ready to give them back.

As he was passing the papers around, the boys started discussing their grades.

-"83%! Eat shit you guys!" Leo exclaimed.

-"Oh c'mon man 54% isn't that bad!" Kewmed tried retaliating.

-"I, for one, got 76%. What about you Tempest?" Asked Roufail.

Tempest was busy holding his head in disbelief, awkwardly looking back and forth from his paper and Leo, who was sitting next to him, but was unable to understand what his grade was.

-"... I'd rather not say", muttered Tempest.

Suddenly, the teacher spoke once again.

-"I'm not used to giving out bad grades, but I'd like to congratulate Mr. Tempest, who subverted my expectations and nailed a whopping 10%!"

At that point, Tempest just let his head hit the desk, and proceeded to lay there until break time, when Kewmed and Roufail dragged him off his chair.

-"Dude, you need to get these grades up, or you might fail." Leo warned Tempest.

-"I only got a bad grade because there's nowhere silent to study!!" he shot back, before going back to sulking.

Roufail had an epiphany at that moment.

-"Hey how about asking Rin, from class? I heard she got 92% on that exam!"

-"That's actually a decent idea." Leo agreed. "And it's legal, so we shouldn't get into trouble"

-"Man, screw legality! I have a grander idea...", Kewmed announced from behind.

-"No." Said Leo.

-"Excuse me?" Kewmed was confused and annoyed.

-"We aren't doing it. You get us in trouble every time with your 'ideas'!" Leo continued.

-"No I do not!"

-"You want me to start listing them? Let's go talk to Rin, Tempest."

And with that, Tempest and Leo left the other two alone. Kewmed, not about to let his glorious scheme go to waste, then turned to Roufail.

-" You wanna hear the plan?" He asked

-"I dunno dude. Especially with what happened last time..." Roufail said, recalling the events of the Golden Vape incident.

-"And last time worked! So trust me again and it will all be good!"

-"Fine. What's the plan?"

-"So on Friday night..."

EPIC TRANSITION TO TEMPEST AND LEO

The two had made their way to wherever Rin was. Rin was an eccentric, average height having girl with short hair which she had dyed pink. Despite being friends with the boys, they rarely hang out due to her having always scheduled something prior to them inviting her. 

-"Hey, so..." Tempest started talking.

-"You want me to tutor you in math." She finished the sentence for him.

-"How could you possibly know?" Leo asked her.

-"Please, after the greatest grade exposure of the year, what else could he possibly want from me?" Rin explained.

-"Fair enough. So will you do it?" 

-"Sure. We can study on Friday evening."

EPIC TRANSITION TO TEMPEST'S HOUSE ON FRIDAY EVENING

Tempest and Rin had agreed to meet there to study, and she would show up any second now. Eventually, the doorbell rang.

-"Sup." Rin very creatively said hello upon entering the apartment.

-"Hey. The room is right this way." Tempest was not at all willing to do boring stuff like studying so he wanted to get this over with. Much to his dismay, however, his brother Koulis was in their room playing FIFA.

-"Hey hey hey! What's going on?" Koulis asked his brother the moment he entered the room.

-"We're going to study. I told you this earlier." Tempest explained.

-"Well you can't. I'm busy."

-"You should have objected when you had the chance. We're staying."

-"Fine." Koulis finally said. "As long as you don't annoy me."

But it wasn't them who would bother Koulis. Rather, he would start yelling racial slurs at his teammates AND opponents while very calmly playing his game.

-"COME ON YOU DUMBASS BITCH! FUCK YOUR USELESSNESS! FUCK YOUR BRAIN! YOU FUCKING ORPHAN!" This served as the last strike. 

-"Yeah I don't think we can study here dude." Rin told Tempest. He nodded in agreement.

-"How about your house?" He asked 

-"Worth a shot." She replied, and they left Koulis to his game.

-"YOU HAVE AUTISM IN YOUR FINGERS!!" Koulis' scream echoed.

EPIC TRANSITION TO KEWMED AND ROUFAIL

-"Okay, I've analyzed the teacher's office in the school." Kewmed started explaining his plan. "There's a huge ass vent right by the main entrance, and it leads to the girls' bathrooms."

-"Why not the boys' bathrooms?" Roufail asked.

-"There's no sewage system in the boy's bathrooms."

-"Yeah, checks out."

-"After that we have to head to the office by the back entrance. The doors are locked there, but I know a guy who knows a guy who stole the cleaning staff's passepartout." Kewmed continued.

-"And where will we get that?" Roufail asked.

-"It's hidden in the class with the broken door on the first floor. After we open the office door we have to get the key for the cupboard, which is taped under the teacher's desk according to some sources. Then we find the papers, we "correct" the grades, we put everything back where we found it and escape! It's foolproof, trust me." Kewmed was done explaining his plan.

-"That's actually a great plan." Said Roufail.

-"See, I knew Leo was dumb! Let's get started then!" 

EPIC TRANSITION TO RIN'S GROUP

-"So I might have forgotten to mention I also have a little brother." Rin told Tempest as they were entering her home. "We don't share a room however. So we should be fine."

-"Here's hoping this works. Haven't learned anything new yet." Tempest agreed.

After a few minutes, the two were ready to begin, when suddenly Rin's little brother decided to come bother them.

-"Get out dude!" Yelled Rin. "I told you not to come into my room unless it's important!"

-"But it is important!" The little nuisance said. "Your pencil case just fell down!" He said while knocking her pencil case down. He then ran away. 

-"I'm not sure whether my brother is worse or yours." Said Tempest.

-"Can we switch?" Asked Rin while picking her stuff up from the floor.

-"You don't want that. Trust me." Came the reply.

The little brother returned soon enough and kept knocking stuff down, much to the pair's dismay. Eventually he stopped dropping stuff and instead started taking them and running away, hiding them somewhere, returning and repeating the cycle.

-"Stop taking my stuff already? God you're annoying..." Rin told her little brother. She turned back to Tempest. "We can't study here dude. He'll keep coming. Got anywhere else?"

-"We can't exactly study at the school because Tom and those guys are playing basketball. But, there is a park very close to the school. It's usually silent there." He replied.

-"Good enough for me. Let's go." She said, and they yet again packed their stuff. Or at least, whatever wasn't stolen by Rin's little brother.

EPIC TRANSITION TO KEWMED AND ROUFAIL

The plan was developing smoothly. They had acquired the keys from the first floor, and were on their way to the offices. Kewmed opened the door and after they got the cabinet keys, opened that too. In there were various folders. One with all the grades, one with the blank exams, and another with the answers.

-"Which one is the correct one?"Roufail asked his partner in crime.

-"Grab 'em all and let's leave already." Kewmed answered.

Suddenly, a rock flew through the window, breaking it. Then, members of the Jock Mafia, led by Lieutenant Nikoloff; Lasios' right hand man, entered the room through the broken window.

-"What are you dorkuses doing here?" He asked the two. "You better not be after the exams!"

-"That's precisely what we're here for!" Boasted Kewmed.

-"The Boss only wants the exam answers, so we should be fine if you were to give them to us." Nikoloff said. 

Normally this would've been easily resolved by the boys giving the exams to Nikoloff and then taking them back once he was finished copying the answers. But, the reality of the situation was much more complicated. See, ever since the incident with Golden Vape, Lasios' group hated the boys, and the boys hated Lasios' group. 

At that moment, everyone in the office was expressing 120% of their maximum hating potential. 

-"You can go fuck yourself, how bout that huh?" Kewmed responded. 

-"Very well then, get 'em boys!" Nikoloff ordered his minions. They immediately started charging towards Roufail, who was taking the folders. He picked them all up and started running. The chase continued until all of the ground floor had been covered. Kewmed and Roufail then came back to the office and jumped out the broken window and ran towards the park, just as Rin and Tempest were arriving.

-"Well there's someone here." Rin said, pointing at a sad dude who was eating alone.

-"Oh him. That's just Pares. Ignore him, he hates people so he will go away when he's done."

-"HEY! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Kewmed's voice could be heard as he was running straight at them, with Roufail and 20 or so Jocks behind him.

-"What in the world is going on?" Rin asked Tempest.

-"Good question." He replied. "We should run too, before we get trampled."

As they were running, Tempest finally asked Kewmed.

-"Was this your plan? To get us all in trouble?" 

-"I wasn't anticipating the Jocks. But we have the folders! Now we can correct our grades!"

-"I thought 54 wasn't that bad. Whatever, what's your plan?" Tempest asked him.called out.

-"I have a plan!" Rin called out. "Tempest, throw something towards that pole over there!"

-"Roufail, pass him one of the folders!" Kewmed yelled, as the jocks were catching up.

-"But which one?" Roufail asked.

-"Just do it!"

Roufail swiftly passed a folder to Tempest, and with insane accuracy Tempest hit the pole, the folder bounced off it and landed at the clump of jocks, knocking them out. Nikoloff however dodged the attack.

-"Nice throw. Now Tempest, call Leo! We need to go to his house!"

And call Leo he did. Leo was less than happy about being woken up in the middle of the night. 

-"What the fuck do you want!?" He asked very calmly through the phone.

-"Jocks are chasing us, open the door to your house so we can hide!" Tempest explained.

-"Fine! Don't let any of them in!" Leo warned his friends through the phone before terminating the call. They were right outside Leo's house, and they barely got in. They pushed to close the door, but Nikoloff put his foot in the way, stopping it. He then put his head through the gap, looking straight at Roufail, who was still holding 2 of the folders.

-"Give me the folders, monkey-face! And I might not hurt you too much." Nikoloff threatened him.

At that point, Roufail decided he had enough. He put a folder down on a table.

-"You want the folder? Here, take it!" He said, then proceeded to throw the other folder straight in his face, knocking him down and letting the door close. Nikoloff took a look at the folder, and ran off, just as Leo started tossing frying pans at him from his balcony.

Finally, Leo let the four in his apartment.

-"Great job out there." Leo sarcastically said.

-"It actually wasn't all bad." Roufail said. "The folder we salvaged was the one with the blank exams. If we destroy it, the teacher will have to make a new one, and the answers they have will be wrong! Sorry we couldn't correct your exam Tempest."

-"It's whatever. We did find a place where we can study from now on, so I won't need the correction. Right, Rin?" Tempest asked.

Rin was in shock, still not having processed whatever the hell just happened. 

-"Does this happen a lot?" She asked Leo, who was standing the closest to her.

-"Pretty much yeah."

After that everyone went back to their homes.After that night, Tempest actually started tutoring with Rin and ended up scoring an 80% on the next exam.  The Jocks wrote their exam next week and all triumphantly failed, just like Roufail had predicted. But the jock mafia wasn't going to let the group go unpunished.