I can't seem to remember when but someone told me to come here. Orario and the adventurers guild, become an Adventurer and go into the dungeon.
So here i am, looking at the sky like a goof. Babel is one tall tower. but I'm getting sidetracked, I make my way into the guild and over to one of the receptionist.
Me:"hello~ I'd like to register as an Adventurer."
Rose:"no, go to someone else."
I'm impatient and there's lines for the rest of the receptionists. So I'm gunna play her game.
Me:"No, I think I'll stay."
Rose:"Huff, can't you just wait in line like everyone else."
Me:"Maybe you could help me find ah familia instead, hmmmm?"
Well suffice to say, she buckled and is helping me find the right home.
Rose:"Here, this is a book of all the familia's that are here in orario."
Well, there's a lot here but I have no idea where to start.
Me:"Any recommendations~ hmmm?"
Ok so, I don't know what her stare was for but, after a few seconds she went and talked with one of the receptionists. Now she's back, annoyed and lookin like she could use ah stiff drink.
Rose:"The hestia familia."
Me:"That's it? That's all? Nothing else?"
Rose:"Huff"
Me:"Alright, I got it. Where do I go?"
Ok so, I literally passed it on my way here. I'm not joking, I'm hitting my head on the wall right in front of this receptionists. She's looking at my like a crazy person. Wait, I never asked for her name.
Me:"What is your name?"
Ok, I know that this whole situation is backwards upside down and sitting at 90° degrees. But really can you blame me, I'm talking to a wall of a woman. If it wasn't for my sudden head banging, I'd be on my way already.
Rose:"It's rose."
Me:"Wait what?! I've been calling you rose in my mind this entire time! You've been so prickly since I got here! I mean, can you blame me?"
Ok, in hindsight I should have held my tongue, but what could I do? That rose has got thorns. Pfft hahahaha. No, I shouldn't laugh, she was going to kill me. Really, there was this murderous vibe. So I hightailed it outta there. Now, I'm standing in front of this rundown church that hopefully will be my know home. I shan't wait any longer, so I walk right in and nothing... nothing at all, not one person. I blame the rose. Ok so, I don't know when this goddess will be back, so I'm just sitting here waiting, and I've already broken one of the benches. In my defense I was impatient. And I might have sat down by jumping backwards onto it. My fault.
Ok, so here's a problem, what happens when the owner of the house comes home to find a girl sprawled out on the floor face down? People freak out over NOTHING! Because I'm not dead, but they don't know that. Now I'm being forced to kneel with my hands above my head, they didn't tell me to do it but when your future goddess finds your dead body, it's quite the shock. It's my fault I have bad sleeping poster, and the fact that when I sleep my heart rate is at 20 BPM. Yes, you didn't miss hear that, I've been sleeping like the dead and I don't even know why it happens. All I can think of, is whoever it was that told me to come to orario and be an Adventurer most have done something. I was never this bad... Right?? Whatever, so now I have to fix this predicament that I've slept myself into.
Me:"Ummm you're goddess hestia right?"
Hestia:"Yes that's me."
She seems nice, she even puffed out her chest for no reason.
Me:"Can I join your familia, I need to become an Adventurer."
Ok, she's really hyper and I love it. She was just jumping for joy and everything, she and the white haired boy are looking really happy. I am too, but they haven't told me to stop kneeling, so I'm just waiting for what I should do and it's driving me crazy. When they, I mean my goddess and whitey finally stopped celebrating, I asked.
Me:"So, what do I have to do to join."
Hestia:"Lay on the bed with your back up."
She explained that she'll be giving me a falna and that I'll be able to start being an Adventurer.
Now, normally I'd be excited... But... After it was placed on me, my memory's that I couldn't remember came flooding in. Now, i could have you experience what it's like to have a goddess screaming in surprise and worry behind your ears but let's skip it. I ask what was wrong, and she asked why it was like this. And there's the feeling I've been having, what exactly is wrong with me? And here it is, my falna. And the last name I somehow had forgotten.
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Clarity Insania
Level: 1
Strength: I0
Endurance: I0
Dexterity: I0
Agility: I0
Magic: I0
[Magic]
[Skills]
[All Consuming Rage] - Do to a unstable mind the user must consume Magic stone's regularly to regenerate mind. If the user fails to sustain the threshold mind is consumed. Once mind value reaches 30% the user will lose all reason and consume everything in a rage. This will not stop until the mind threshold has been reached. The user must sustaine the mind threshold for 1 hour after, or mind will continuesly decrease. The mind threshold is 80%, represented by the number on the back of the user's hand.
[Berserker's Endurance] - Mind is lost every time the user takes damage in place of bodily harm.
[Cry of Madness] - Rapidly consume mind in a cry that draws the attention of all who hear it. Those effected by this cry must successfully resist this mental attack or mind will be consumed. Under the effects of Berserker's Endurance if mind is consumed too rapidly Cry of Madness will forcefully activate.
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Me:"Ahhh yes... Well shit.