When mornin came, I woke I sat up in ah panic. Momma was beatin my ass fer gettin in trouble in the village again. Even though it wasn' my fault in the first place, they shouldn'tave made fun ah my an mommas hair. Sure natural pink is weird, but no one gets away with sayin it when I can hear em.
I shake my head ta get rid ah the thought, I'm finally gettin my status I'm so excited I'll finally be able ta get stronger. Then I might be able ta beat momma. I just felt ah chill, maybe beatin momma might take ah while.
I get off the bed an make my way ta the gym, it's just down the hall ta the left which is perfect cause I didn' need ta use my brain ta find it.
If I was on the second floor I think I'd have gotten lost, after gettin to the gym I go over ta the pull up bar and just hang from it. I do this fer an hour and then start ta actually do pull ups, when I get done with the first set of 100 slow pull ups Cutie comes inta the gym lookin sleepy.
Me:"Mornin Cutie."
Cutie:"Morning Clarity. Did you sleep well?"
Me:"I dunno, does havin a nightmare of my momma beatin my ass count as good?
Cutie:"Depends, what did you do that warranted a beating?"
Me:"Some kids from the village near our family's home was makin fun ah me an mommas hair color. I broke their arms an teeth before one ah the adults pulled me off them."
Cutie:"That's a bit extreme clarity."
Me:"No one makes fun ah our hair color, I love pink anyway so I refuse ta except ah insult about it. Last time someone did, he was bald after the meal he ate."
After I finish talkin I started my second set of slow pull ups.
Cutie:"Clarity we'll be going to the tower soon when will you be ready?"
Me:"I'll be done in ah hour I think."
Cutie:"Alright meet me in front of the church."
Me:"Okay Cutie."
Cutie:"I was meaning to ask, why did you call me Cutie instead of guildmaster?"
Me:"Ohh! Right that's the name I call ya in my head, cause you're ah cutie with the way ya act."
Cutie:"O~Kay but I told you yesterday, my names Samantha."
Me:"I remember Samantha Cutie."
Cutie let out ah exasperated sigh while shakin her head as she left. I soon finished my second and third sets ah 100 slow pull ups. I move onta my three sets ah 100 fast chin ups. After I got done I get the squat bar ready with 200kg.
I warm up my legs by jumpin in place for 2 minutes then do 1000 jumpin jacks. Now that I'm ready I do three sets ah 50 slow squats. The moment I put the bar back on the rack I let my body fall ta the mats in the middle of the gym and stare at the clock.
I had 4 minutes ta rest before I had ta meet Cutie. I wanted ta run over right away but my legs refused ta cooperate, so I wait the remainin time without bein able ta move. After the 4 minutes I push myself of the ground and make my way over ta Cutie slowly. When I get ta her I can finally walk normally.
Cutie:"Your finally here, come on let's go."
Me:"Yeah I can't wait!"
It's about ah 30 minute walk from the church ta the tower, and while we were walkin I see somethin that I saw a lot of on my way ta Paranoia. I've held my tongue every other time but somethin just made it slip out.
Me:"Oh God's, there's another tire worshiper."
Tire worshiper:"It's not tire It's Eris!!!"
Me:"What are ya even talkin about, You're prayin in front of ah TIRE DUMBASS!!"
Cutie:*Snickers*
Tire worshiper:"You bitch!"
Ok so, right after Cutie snickered, the tire worshiper got up an ran at us with his fist up ta punch us. As he yelled *you bitch* I punched him in the chin with ah uppercut. He lifted off the ground slightly as he flew back on top ah his tire, I had knocked him out.
Me:"Ahh, my bad."
Cutie:"It's fine. He tried to start a fight."
Cutie:"Also, you're pretty good at fighting."
Me:"Maybe, but I've never beat momma before so I dunno."
Cutie:"You are, I'm even more excited to see what your status is like."
Me:"Yeah! I can't wait! Let's hurry."
Cutie:"Alright Alright. you're really that excited?"
Me:"Yeah, mommas really strong! So if I wanna ever beat her, I'll need ta catch up fast!"
Cutie:"Your mom sounds like she's pretty amazing, what's her name?"
Me:"Momma said her names not well known, but her nickname is."
Cutie:"Ohh, and what's her nickname?"
Me:"I think it was, the pink devil?"
Cutie:"THE PINK DEVIL!! You're kidding! They say she would instill fear into her enemies and allies which made a mess of a few raids. Marking her as a target of scorn from quite a few people. I didn't hear that she retired?"
Me:"No, from what I understand momma took ah break ta have me."
Cutie:"I see... Well anyway we're almost to the tower."
Me:"Ohh yeah! Let's go let's go!"
Cutie:"Okay."
After we rounded the corner, we were in front ah Lyssa Tower. I still can't get over how tall it is. We walk inside an ta the reception area and I see a prickly Rose. I grab Cutie by the arm and drag her over ta the flower. As we approached, the Rose Huffs again in Indignation. I knew she missed me.
Cutie:"Hi Rose."
Rose:"Hello Samantha, I see you're taking in the crazy girl."
Me:"Hi Rose! I knew you missed me and thank you for pointing me ta Samantha Cuties guild!"
Rose rose ah eyebrow before she responded.
Rose:"Sure... Whatever. So what do you want?"
Me:"Ta register as ah Adventurer and Awaken my status!"
Rose:"Huff"
Cutie:"Same old rose."
Rose:"Sigh fine. Here, fill this out."
Me:"Okay! Hmm Hmm hmm Hmmm hmm Hmmhmm hmm Hmm Done! Here!"
Rose:"Alright, now give me a moment to get your adventures plaque set up."
Rose left fer about ah minute and came back with ah iron card.
Rose:"This is your adventures plaque, make sure you always keep it on you. And Samantha, make sure you teach her everything she'll need to know."
Cutie:"Don't worry Rose, I know."
Rose:"Sigh Right... And Clarity, don't die."
Me:"Awe~ I knew ya were ah big ol softy!"
Rose:"Huff"
Me:"Don't worry I won't die, not after all mommas beatins... I mean teachins."
Cutie:"Ok, come on Clarity let's go over to the Awakening Crystal."
After we said goodbye ta the Softy Rose, we made our way through ah big set ah doors that lead inta ah even bigger and very decorated room with ah big blue crystal in the middle. On the ceilin there is the most beautiful mural of Goddess Lyssa I've ever seen. The mural at home doesn' even hold ah candle ta it.
I was so distracted by it that I would've walked inta the crystal if not fer Cutie grabbin my arm ta stop me.
Cutie:"Alright Clarity, you just need to walk up and touch the crystal for a few seconds and you'll be able to see your status."
Me:"Okay!"
I walk upta it, and reach my right hand out. The moment my hand reaches it, the blue crystal starts ta glow light pink an I feel ah warmth envelope my body. Seconds later i see ah dark pink status board, from what I know, the status is supposed ta be ah light blue like the sky. At this point I'm really confused, so I ask Cutie what this means.
Me:"Cutie, fer some reason my status is dark pink. What does this mean?"
At that point I'm finally lookin at Cutie and she looks just as bewildered as me.
Cutie:"Uhhhh~ I don't know Clarity, why don't we leave before something annoying happens and someone dies."
Me:"Yeah! We'll look at my status later when we get back, I wanna see if exercise will add stats!"
We hightailed it outta there and got back ta the guild house in 20 minutes. I drink some water and eat a piece of bread that was in the kitchen when we got here cause I was startin ta get hungry. After we finished eatin, we went ta the gym ta look at my status.
Cutie:"Ok Clarity, open your status with the intention of allowing me to see it as well.
Me:"Okay~"
I do as she said and opened my status, and it's still dark pink... Now we're both confused about why it's not light blue.
Cutie:"Why is it not blue?"
Me:"I dunno?"
Cutie:"Well... we'll figure that out later let's look at your stats."
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Name: Clarity Insania
Inherent Trait:
[Insania Bloodline] - Your family has consumed monsters for generations, as such you have become resistant to all forms of disease. Any poison consumed will have a drastically reduced effect, but you will still be effected by stronger poisons.
Level: 1
Class:(must reach level 10)
Strength: 15
Endurance: 23
Dexterity: 6
Agility: 7
Spirit: 4
Psyche: 72%
Free Stat Points: 10
[Skills]
[All Consuming Rage] - Due to your unstable psyche, you must consume spirit stones regularly to regenerate your psyche. Once your psyche value reaches 30% you will lose all reason and consume everything in a rage. This will not stop until your psyche threshold has reached 60%. You must sustaine this psyche threshold for 1 hour after, Or your rampage will continue. Your psyche threshold is represented by the number percentage, on the back of your hand.
[Passives]
[Berserker's Endurance] - Your psyche is lost every time you takes damage in place of bodily harm.
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Me:"Okay~... I'm gunna distribute these free stats."
Cutie:"WAIT! HOLD UP DON'T YOU SEE A PROBLEM HERE!"
Me:"Huh?"
Cutie:"YOUR SKILL!"
Me:"Hmmm? Ahhh yes... Well shit."
Me:"I think this is gunna be ah problem."
Cutie:"Ohh god's, what have I gotten myself into?"
Me:"Don't worry I got this!"
Now about my free stats
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Strength: 15->20
Endurance: 23->25
Dexterity: 6->7
Agility: 7->9
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Okay! Looks good fer now.