Me:"Ok so, I don't have mine yet."
She deflated like a balloon.
Me:"Pfft..."
Sara:"Why are you laughing, is something funny."
Ok, I might be in trouble.
Me:"Sorry, you looked like ah balloon. I'm tryin not ta laugh. Pfft... pahahaha I'm sorry hahahaha it was really funny!"
In trouble of laughin! Hahahaha... I should stop.
Me:"Ok, sorry abo-
Sara:"Hmph"
Me:"Pfffft hahahaha stop you're too cute hahaha"
Ok, she is now goin ta be Cutie from now on!
Me:Sorry about that, I'm fine now"
Cutie:"Really... So why don't you have a status. You seem old enough to get one"
Me:"Ohh! It's cause someone decided that ya need ta be ah adventurer ta get inta the towers! By the way where can I find them?"
Cutie:"Ahh! Yeah that happened and sorry she was murdered less than a month after she made that rule."
Me:"Fuck... Anyway! I need ta become ah adventurer. And if I join ah guild i can skip the test at the adventurers guild!"
Cutie:"ahh yeah she made that rule too."
Me:"Are you shittin me! How many enemies did that bitch make!!!"
Cutie:"Too many. Now, about you."
Me:"Ohh yeah! So when can we sign me up so I can skip that test!"
Cutie:"We'll need to test you, to see if we should let you in."
Me:"Wait what... more tests? I thought I was done after mommas beatins... I mean teachins..."
Cutie:"It's nothing serious, you're just going to fight him."
Me:"What, edgeboy?"
Edgeboy:"MY NAME IS NOT EDGEBOY! IT'S KYBER!"
Edgeboy is very angy now.
Me:"Don't wana."
Cutie:"What why?"
Me:"I've fought people with statuses and its not even ah fair fight. Mind ya, they are dead now, but they shouldn't have hurt me."
Cutie:"You don't have to worry, he's only Level 5."
Edgeboy:"MOM! WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER THAT, THAT'S PRIVATE INFORMATION!"
Cutie:"DO NOT YELL AT YOUR MOTHER CHRISTOPHER!"
Cutie:"Huff. now, where was I, right so you don't have to worry sweetie and I'll be watching so you don't have to worry about hurting him."
Edgeboy:"Tsk"
Me:"Is that right~ Okay! Sounds like fun!"
Ok so, after we finished talkin she lead us outside behind the church. Turns out that the church is just ah shortcut ta the guild house, which is on the other side behind the church, And they were comin home after shoppin. Now we're in the gym gettin ready to fight, I say "we" but I really mean Edgeboy. He's takin sooooo long ta get ready, I'm always ready cause momma would beat i mean teach me that ah unprepared person is the first ta die. Finally! It's LITERALLY been 30 minutes and Cutie looks like she's about ta murder him...
Edgeboy:"Sorry for the wait, it took a while to get ready."
Me:"Well hello~ Captain Obvious."
Cutie:"snickers"
Edgeboy:"tsk Whatever, are we going to fight or not."
Me:"Yeah even if ya wanted ta run away."
Edgeboy:"I wasn't running away!"
Me:"yeah~ sure~."
Edgeboy:"YOU-
Cutie:"Ok that's enough, get ready you two."
Edgeboy:"Tsk"
Cutie:"Ready, and Fight!
Ok so, I start ta run at Edgeboy right away as he casts ah spell.
Edgeboy:"Barrier!"
When he finished the spell I was throwin a straight right which connects with his barrier and shatters it. I follow through my punch by throwin my shoulder at him. But wasn't expectin him ta LITERALLY roll on the ground ta my left like this was Dork Souls.
Cause of this i was both bewildered and off balance. I use the momentum of my shoulder charge and bein off balance ta do ah cartwheel ta follow it through. Right when my feet hit the ground I get into ah defensive stance. Which was a great idea, cause Edgeboy threw a fireball at me.
I step and duck ta the right, as the fireball flys past my head. I charge at him again, but this time I go ta kick him in the chest, and this bitch rolls on the ground AGAIN! I refuse ta let him get away with this embarrassin display. I quickly roundhouse kick him, this time I connect with his back and he falls forward onta the ground. As he tries ta get up an away, I try punchin him in the face which resulted in him rollin again...
I'm startin ta get angry, So I start stompin where he is as he keeps rollin on the floor. After the 5th stomp, I'm gettin tired of his shit. So I run and kick him in the side like he's ah soccer ball. He finally stopped rollin, but now he's grownin while holdin his right side. At this point, I don't even know if I should continue so.
Me:"Ok so, guildmaster should I continue??"
Cutie:"No you've shown me enough, and I refuse to watch my son embarrass himself. I already see that enough."
Me:"Edgeboy, learn ta dodge. Not roll on the ground dumbass."
Edgeboy:"Tsk"
Me:"Ok, go pout."
Edgeboy:"Huff"
Ok so, after that little embarrassin display Cutie and I left the gym. We went ta her office ta discuss some things. We decided that tomorrow, we'll go ta the tower ta get me Awakened so I can have my status.
She brought me to ah room I could sleep in cause it's night time now and I don't have a place ta stay with how expensive the hotels are and my lack ah money. My family has money, but that's not mine. It's grandma's an she's kinda stingy, just gettin the money ta come here was ah task in it self. She'll make ya work fer it and still make ya feel bad about askin fer money.
So, now I'll finally be able ta get my status soon. I got pretty angry earlier and that feelin ain't goin away, this happened when I was younger but it never lingered fer so long. Hmmmmm, thoughts for never. I'll just chalk it up ta bein part ah my berserker blood. But fer now SLEEP.