I'm sitting down and reading Mark Twain while my wife sleeps, but there's this odd smell. A smell that I can barely detect, but it's so appalling. I go to my bathroom, brush my teeth, then exit the bathroom; the smell is more prominent.
I open the windows. Five minutes later, the smell is still there. I'll just breathe through my mouth while I sleep. As I lay in bed, the smell gets worse. What is going on? I stop and analyze the smell. It's like cow shit! Then I crouch, I sniff.
SNIFF
SNIFF
I shake my wife's shoulder.
"Why did you wake me?"
"Emily, did you shit yourself?"
"Oh, oh, fuck, I did."