The captain stood with,
His big greasy white beard,
But he has no mustache,
He is anti-mustache.
He stares at the wast space,
Clenching his old fist,
He looks at the never-ending
Blue liquid that is the sea.
We see a massive humpback whale,
It jumps out of the water
And splashes back down,
Creating massive waves
That rock the ship.
The whale lays back,
Exposes its... God, it's putrid.
I hear the captain yelling,
"We need to kill that thing!"
"Why?" I ask,
"It's just an animal. What wrong did it commit?"
"ITS DICK IS BIGGER THAN MINE!"
The whale can be heard laughing,
And it splashed water on the captain's face.