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Chapter 24 - Whale's Big Shlong

The captain stood with,

His big greasy white beard,

But he has no mustache,

He is anti-mustache.

He stares at the wast space,

Clenching his old fist,

He looks at the never-ending

Blue liquid that is the sea.

We see a massive humpback whale,

It jumps out of the water

And splashes back down,

Creating massive waves

That rock the ship.

The whale lays back,

Exposes its... God, it's putrid.

I hear the captain yelling,

"We need to kill that thing!"

"Why?" I ask,

"It's just an animal. What wrong did it commit?"

"ITS DICK IS BIGGER THAN MINE!"

The whale can be heard laughing,

And it splashed water on the captain's face.