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Chapter 12 - Plot? Screw that i have a supernatural card shop!

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Yooooooooooo!(Kabuki Jap style)

Author-san here once more with the promise of juicy fiction!

Good News, I didn't get sunburn, Bad News, my fiancé did, so no Snusnu for little old me for a couple of days

It gives me time to write, but my blood tears can't lie.

Enjoy!... I wish I could, ....well I can always go for a deep scuba-thigh dive, that would make the wifu happy!

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As the Two start the duel, I seem to remember, Jaden always stuck with his elemental heroes, only using some support cards and some other things

Until the Neo Spacians came along, then the Evil Heroes for a time, but he always remained solid in his Hero way through the seasons

Chazz for the other hand, change decks a few time until he settled for a mix of Armed Dragon/ Ojama/ VWXYZ thing

I mean how did he pull that off, with the new cards released way after GX sure, an Ojama alphabet deck or an Ojama Thunder Armor Dragon deck was well valid, for a rogue or fun deck, but here? 

Damn writers, it is like bricks are not a thing here.

What was I thinking about? oh yeah, Chazz deck…did he even have a deck before Crowler give him the VWXYZ cards? all I remember were some random cards he played, maybe my interference change that? I know it did with Jaden, with those 2 new cards, the ratio is different, and the shuffle must be too for sure, otherwise, plot is a stone, and I'm not strong enough to break it….for now.

Chazz: Time to know if you beating Dr. Crowler was a fault or a fact! Draw!

For my first turn, I summon Reborn Zombie in defends mode! then I put one card face down I end my turn, your move!

Reborn Zombie Monster/LvL4/Dark/Zombie/Effect

Atk: 1000 Def: 1600

While you have no cards in your hand and this card is in Attack Position, it cannot be destroyed by battle.

Haakon:[Huh seems Chazz fate is still the same, now let's see Jaden's]

Jaden: Nice way to start a duel, but I'm thinking bigger! Draw!

First, I use Polymerization to fuse Elemental Hero Burstinatrix with Elemental Hero Avian to fusion summon Elemental Hero Flame Wingman in attack mode!

Polymerization Spell/Normal 

Fusion Summon 1 Fusion Monster from your Extra Deck, using monsters from your hand or field as Fusion Material.

A fissure above the arena spiral into the unknown, the two hero merges into one and an imposing man with wings and a dragon for a fucking head, seriously how cool is that!, emerge

Elemental Hero Flame Wingman Monster/Fusion/Lvl6/Wind/Warrior/Effect

Atk: 2100 Def: 1200

"Elemental HERO Avian" + "Elemental HERO Burstinatrix"

Must be Fusion Summoned. When this card destroys a monster by battle and sends it to the GY: Inflict damage to your opponent equal to the ATK of the destroyed monster in the GY.

Haakon: [so far, so the same]

Jaden: Told you, I was going bigger!

Chazz: And I was hoping you would, I activate my trap card! Chthonian Polymer!

Chthonian Polymer Trap/Normal

You can only activate this card when your opponent Fusion Summons a Fusion Monster. Tribute 1 monster on your side of the field to take control of that Fusion Monster.

Syrus: Chthonian what now?

Haakon: Polymer, you know, like polymer-ization?, is a trap card that you can only use when your opponent special summon a fusion monster

Alexis: Yes, by tributing a monster you can take control of an opponent fusion monster 

Syrus: Oh No! then Jaden´s monster is done!

Chazz: You hear the viewers slacker, I sacrifice my Reborn Zombie, to take control of Flame Wingman!

Jaden: Oh No!

As the zombie burn in the Chthonian flames, the remain ashes fly toward the Hero, corrupting him, making him take Chazz as his new master in this duel

Chazz: You talk so much about him during your duel with Dr. Crowler, that I knew you would use it sooner or later, and it seems I was right, predictable, as all slackers.

Chazz mocks his rival, with contempt, but nothing seems to fade the confidence in Jaden's eyes, this isn't over just yet

Jaden: Whatever you say man, but since Flame Wingman was a special summon I still can summon a monster the normal way, and I have just the guy, courtesy of Haakon

As he said my name, I give him a glare and a smile dignified of the Judas Priest himself….damn, I need a band named after me too

Jaden: aaamm, I mean, Professor Parvus?

Haakon: Better, now go on.

Jaden: Come forth my new Elemental Hero Blazeman!

With the card slammed in the duel disc a tornado of flame erupt from the arena, giving pass to a man of red and white armor, punching his way into reality in order to serve his new master

Elemental Hero Blazeman Monster/Lvl4/Fire/Warrior/Effect

Atk: 1200 Def: 1800

If this card is Normal or Special Summoned: You can add 1 "Polymerization" from your Deck to your hand. During your Main Phase: You can activate this effect; you cannot Special Summon monsters for the rest of this turn, except Fusion Monsters, also send 1 "Elemental HERO" monster from your Deck to the GY, except "Elemental HERO Blazeman", and if you do, this card's Attribute and ATK/DEF become the same as the monster sent to the GY, until the end of this turn. You can only use 1 "Elemental HERO Blazeman" effect per turn, and only once that turn.

And also to give me the confirmation I need, fuck the plot, I have the system!

Even if I'm not there present to make a direct interference, as long as I make them change their decks or views, the story won't be the same ever again.

Jaden: And that's not all, um, one sec let me read here, when Blazeman is summoned I can add one Polymerization card to my hand from my deck!

Chazz: What!

Jaden: Now i use Pot of Greed to draw two new cards!

Pot of Greed Spell/Normal

Unknown effect

Haakon's eyes shine with envious greed, but soon, oh soon, the precious will be ours!

And now I use polymerization to fusion Elemental Hero Clayman and Elemental Hero Sparkman in my hand, two normal hero monsters, to summon, Elemental Hero GrandMerge!

A spiral in the sky once more appears sucking the two monster and spiting out what can only be described as the name imply, a merge of the monsters that compound the hero archetype

Elemental Hero GrandMerge Monster/Fusion/Lvl6/Light/Warrior/Effect

Atk:0 Def:0

2 "HERO" Normal Monsters

Must be Fusion Summoned. Gains ATK/DEF equal to the combined original Levels of the materials used for its Fusion Summon × 300. When this card destroys an opponent's monster by battle: You can Tribute this card; Special Summon 1 "Elemental HERO" Fusion Monster from your Extra Deck, ignoring its Summoning Conditions, but it cannot attack monsters with an equal or lower Level than it.

Haakon: [WHAT! HOW! he should have summoned Thunder Giant not that card!, Hell! it shouldn't exist here! how….is.....is this the MC power? The Supreme King latent potential?

No wait….oh you got to be kidding me….through all Yugioh history, all protagonists had one thing in common …expect for the crazy hair…they all print cards out of they asses in order to win, god dammit Jai]

Chazz: A 0 ATK monster? and what would he do, give you a massage?

Jaden: Oh, it will do more than that, Grandmerdge effect! When is fusion summon it gains ATK and Def point equals to the sum of the original levels of the materials use for his fusion summoning X 300, the combine levels are 8, which mean a good total amount of 2400 point!

Chazz: What!

Jaden: Yup!, pretty impressive right?, what do you think guys!

Syrus: Sooo cool!

Alexis: A nice recovery, but will be enough?

Haakon: Congrats Jaden, you just win

As I said that everybody look at me while Jaden smirk, seems he knows it too

Chazz: What the hell are you talking about, even if he attack with all his monsters I still will have life points left, I still have a next turn.

Haakon: haaaa and for that I'm a professor and you not

Chazz: Why you!

Haakon: Jai, show him quick, I still need to duel him, you know? and I'm hearing some guards approaching, I'm going to talk to them, continue the duel, no buts ok? ok!, also, wait here, I still want that duel, understood Chazz?

Chazz: Go already would you, I will win by the time you return, and then I will defeat you!

Haakon: Sure sure, is good to dream budy.

As I said my piece I start walking to the corridor, 3 guards were doing their usual routing, well, time to bullshit my new authority I guess.

Alexis POV: 

As Haakon…no, Professor Parvus I guess, disappear in the arena entrance I think about what he said, is the duel really over?, how?, Jaden may have the advantage, but that doesn't mean he has won…what am I missing?

Jaden: Battle! GrandMerge attack Flamewing man! Merge-ElectroShoot! 

The extravagant hero charge his wrist gun and with a precise shot to the body, Flame wingman disperse in a bunch of lights causing damage to Chazz.

Chazz LP 4000⇾3700

Chazz: So what, now Blazeman will attack, and I will still remain with 2500 LP, he was wrong!

As Chazz can't keep his mouth shut, Jaden can only smirk while his monster and his extra deck start to shine

Alexis/Syrus/Chaz: What the?!

Jaden: Grandmerge second effect, when he destroys an opponent monster by battle, I can tribute him to special summon 1 Elemental Hero fusion monster from my extra deck, ignoring his summoning conditions, but it can't attack monsters with equal or lower level than it.....but you Chazz don't have levels do you! Come fort Elemental Hero Wild Edge!!

And as Grandmerge shine, blinding everyone, a new imposing hero appears in his place, of strong build cover in golden armor, a warrior as wild as he is strong

Elemental Hero Wild Edge Monster/Fusion/Lvl8/Earth/Warrior/Effect

Atk:2600 Def: 2300

"Elemental HERO Wildheart" + "Elemental HERO Bladedge"

Must be Fusion Summoned and cannot be Special Summoned by other ways. This card can attack every monster your opponent controls (one attack on each monster per Battle Phase).

Chazz/Companions: 2600 ATK!!!

Jade: Time to end this, Blazeman and Wild Edge attack Chazz directly!

And with that the duel is over, just as Professor Parvus said it would, was there any doubt?

Chazz: LP:3500⇾0

Winner: Jaden Yuki!

Jaden: Gotcha! That was a fun Duel!

Chazz loss was something he could not fathom, he, an elite Obelisk blue, just lose to a Slifer slacker, that's impossible!, that's….that guy! the slacker said HE gives him that card, he didn't lose to the slacker, he lost to that infuriating guy, this wouldn't end like this, he will win, and he will do it once that bastard return, just wait, I will have my revenge!

Little he knew that the "loser trauma" of being defeated by a Slifer didn't compare to the one awaiting him!

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