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Chapter 18 - Did he already have the scuba suit since before? Should I call the Police?

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Author-san here with a new chapter of this story

THX again redblue, what a nice sla-WORKER! you are, even if I don't paid you, I appreciate you bro!

Having said that

enjoy!

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Haakon POV

The classes went by as one would expect, with me and my "don't give a fuck, I'm going to sleep" all over the place, but can you blame me?

I know that Banner is supposed to be a true alchemist and all, but what part of that has anything to do with a Duel..... I mean sure, it does relate to his deck, and all the lore about Eldlich the Golden Lord Archetype is about alchemy and the creation of the philosophy stone, the fusion of things and all that.

Curious how that didn't end well, bot in Eldlich lore and in Banner case, the guy created the best card ever to exist in anime

Sabatiel - The Philosopher's Stone, being able to switch itself for any card in your deck or graveyard, up to 3 times in a duel by paying halve your LP each time

Man, that's OP as hell, shame it didn't last, same with Banner, all that alchemy knowledge gone with him, well, that's life I guess, a shame still, but I'm rambling, after the classes were over, I went to the Chancellor office, man that was a weird chat

Chancellor Office POV:

Here we are, face to face, for the last 5 minutes, in silent...man this is awkward

Chancellor: Well….anything to say?

Haakon:…. Do you want the "real" explanation, or the bullshit that I usually used to get away with things?

Chancellor: As a matter of fact… I think I want both, I need a reason for the records and the other seems amusement, so go on.

Haakon: Ok, The duel was already gonna happened regardless if I was there or not, so I thought that instead of getting two first years sanctioned for being dumb/impulsive

It was a better option to make it something official, and get those two to resolve whatever was happening between them right there than let them be spotted and punished for being dumb and then ending with it scaling to a point that may cause more problem for them and the academy in the future

Chancellor: Right. it does make sense if you put it that way, even if bending the rules a bit, it may be for the better as you said, so what's the Bullshit one?

Haakon:….That one

Chancellor:…And the real one?

Haakon: Chazz was being a little classist bitch, so I have to make him understand that because he is an obelisk blue that doesn't give him the right to said shit to others

Also, he calls me a newbe after learning I was a teacher, have to set the respect now, I'm not going to have some rich kids dueling me every day with some shit about taking my place as a Professor or something.

So basically….gotta get my street cred.....and they weren't stopping they duel so, they dueled first before I got the chance.

We stare at each other in silent once more......still awkward

Haakon: Is this a bad moment to discuss my salary?

Chancellor:..... Just get out, the salary is the same as any other professor, the paper are going to be delivered by PDA tomorrow,

Haakon:…. So no chance for an advancement pay?

Chancellor: I'm having second though right now

Haakon: No refunds, bye!

Haakon POV

Anyway, better to go home, so I can ….is that Crowler in a scuba suit?….is that the female dormitory direction.....huh…i thou he was an Okama, didn't give him for an old perv, you learn something new every day

.....

.

FUCK!

Today is that mid-lake duel between Jaden and Alexis, Jai did make fun of Crowler early today, I thought he wasn't going to play the fake confession letter after my intervention, damn some things are harder to chance than i though, 

Do I need to go?… I mean, this is Sy fuck-up and Jaden is going to save him anyway...buuuuuut maybe after Alexis get dunk on, it may be my chance to give her some cards and pointers.

I mean, she is supposed to run a Cyber Angel deck but, why in all hell is she mixin the fusion version and the ritual version?!

That's dumb, you need to focus in one strategy, the better strategy, I know anime characters have the power of plot to draw, but come on, that deck is just a big no

And before I keep pondering my head with yes or no questions, the system come to the rescue

{

New Mission/Quest #3: A Love Duel!

"A confession has been made, a duel to decide its result is about to start, as the nice mate you are, go fuck it up, love just make drawing cards slower!

}

{

Quest 1: Mediate between the two parts, and get them to chill

Quest 2: Found Jaden/Alexis before the duel start, and give them some cards/tips 

Quest 3: Found Dr. Crowler after the duel and confront him about the fake love letter

}

{

Reward 1: 2000 SDP/Reputation whit Alexis/Jaden/Syrus Up, Reputation with the Academy Up

Reward 2: 5000 SDP/New Tearlament Pack Available 

Reward 3: 10000 SDP/New Function "Shadow Contracts" unlocked 

}

Oh system, you are a lifesaver, why ponder between decision when the result will be so much juicy just by following your advices!

So, Female Dorm here I come for a late night visit…that sounded better in my head

Female Obelisk Blue Dorm/Lake POV

Damn, it took me an hour to arrive at full speed here, yet I'm peachy, those spirit KA steroids are something else for sure, I wonder what would I be able to do at LVL12 bonding, maybe traveling through dimensions? Yeah! Right! as if…. I just jinx myself, didn't I.

A thing for later, now weeeere… there!, huh, Syrus is still being a host it seems, I arrive before their duel, perfect, now I would put my music intro here.....but it is late night and there is a dorm full of young adult women there… I'm not suicidal!

Alexis/Jaden POV

Jaden: Ok, if it's a duel what you want, that's what you

???: Really Jaden, I get your ass a pass, and you end up in the same situation again just a day later!

Everyone stops, slowly turning their head in the direction of the voice,

Syrus:… Haakon?

Haakon: At this hour is Professor Parvus, now, get to explain why did I see YOU (Jaden) running….paddling? to the girl's dorm at night, and WHY ARE YOU (Syrus) here already?…is that rope?

Mindy: And who are YOU supposed to be?

Jasmine: This is the Female Dorms, boys can't be here at this hour, do you want to be expelled too?

Alexis: Girls, he is not

But before she could finish, a crazy laugh sound escaped my mouth, and get them to look at me in silent, the disrespect of these girls, who am I?….WHO AM I?, Oh! I would tell you who am I!

Haakon: Oh man, that was funny, a little first year girl, treating me with expulsion? man, talking about jokes, do I get to play Magic Cylinder now then?

Jasmin/Mindy: *Blinking*…. What?

Alexis can't help to facepalm while Jaden being clueless of the situation start releasing Syrus from the rope.....dude, read the room

Haakon: Mindy and Jasmine, right?, good, you made me laugh, I will remember this when I see you two in classes, oh, pardon, I forgot to introduce my self didn't I?

I'm First Year Student Haakon Parvus, and from the next week in advance I'm Professor Parvus, teacher of "Meta-Dueling 101"

And just with some words, the poor girl's eyes went 3 time they normal size, ha! Threatening a teacher with expulsion, what a joke, tho, I may pull it on Crowler later, the living PoG must be seeing this form somewhere, better send Robina to found him.

As my spirit go on to found the secret orchestrator of this mockery of a love confession, Jaden finish releasing Syrus

Haakon: Now! care to answer, or should I report all of your asses? I already give you 3 a free pass last night, now give me a reason or else.

Jasmin/Mindy: It's his fault!/He came to spy on the girl's dorm!

My eyes go to Syrus, let's be honest, the guy may be a lot of things, but a voyeur?

Ha!, you get more chances in getting to see Jaden touching a boob and don't ask the girl for a duel after! but for the sake of authority, damn I love my authority, let's keep this up.

Haakon: *I glare at the kid* Is this true Syrus?

Syrus: NO! I was framed, it was a trap!

Jaden: Yeah Haa * I glare him this time*…. Professor Parvus, Sy wouldn't do something like that!

Haakon:..... Alexis, any words?

She hesitates but finally gives me a piece of paper, I recognize that, is the fake love latter

As she gives it to me and I read it I can't help to stare at Syrus with a look that said

*How are you this dumb*, funnily, it seems my mouth was in sync with my mind because I just told him that to his face

Jaden:… What?

Haakon: This is a love confession letter, it's from Alexis to Jaden…one whit Alexis surname write wrong, and your name at the bottom also wrong, not Syrus, how did he think this was real or meant for him is beyond stupidity

Syrus: Great, now I'm not just unlucky but a loser that can´t read too

I look at him with pity, that's the curse of being a Yugioh Player, reading is a bitch, may give him more cards later, maybe change his deck entirely? Vehicroids are the worst roids, shame I can't give him some Speedroids.

Haakon: Ok I think I understand now, someone want to pull a prank on Jaden, but Syrus being.... Syrus, didn't even read this pass the love confession part and though it was for him and came here

You girls found him and the rest is history, ok, cool, now…why was him in a rope, why is Jaden here AND WHY DIDNT ANY OF YOU REPORT THIS!

Jasmin/Mindy: ammmm

Alexis: It was my doing sir, I want to have a duel with Jaden, and though this was a good chance to, so I ask him to come, if he wins, Syrus goes free, if he loses, both get reported, we weren't going to do it anyway, we now this was someone's prank, but I still wanted the duel

I look at her for a minute, she didn't back down, good, at least you have spirit, ….Nop! it's still a creepy glare! I´m not a piece of meat lady!

Haakon:… Ok…ok, huuuuh, let's hope the Chancellor doesn't found out, ok, first, no word to anyone about this, second, you two, I allow this duel, but under one condition.

Jaden:….sure?

Haakon: I get to see it, also, you two have to use this cards on the duel

I put my hand in my jacket's inner pocket and conjure 6 cards from my inventory, 3 for each one.

As I give them the cards, their eyes widen, yeah, that's the reactions I like, feel my greatness.

Alexis: I can't accept this, these cards are

Haakon: Awesome, I know, think of them as me wanting to see some nice duel, also, you and I are getting a talk later, for what I saw in the academy preschool division records *bullshit time!*, your deck is….well, I don't think you are going to win this duel really

Alexis: Excuse me?! my deck is fine, it hasn't failed me once!

Haakon: It's better for you to see than me to explain whiteout proof, go on, also, no dueling in the middle of the lake, that's dumb, 

Jaden: Ow man!, I even got the boat and all.

As the problem is resolve the two of them took their opposite position behind the lake, the rest of the guy comes with me at the side of the improvise arena, tho the girls keep their distant and give me worry glances

Not my fault you were disrespectful, only I get to be disrespectful, because I know that I'm right.....ugh that felt too much like 40k right there….wait…how do I remember that..... I better make a way to contact that ROB, my memories are not as we accorded.

Haakon: Both duelist ready?! Then it's time to!

Alexis/Jaden: DUEL!

Jaden 4000 LP

Alexis 4000 LP

End of Chapter