Once again, those darn seagulls were soaring in the sky...
"Yawn~ This world is so dull without a little excitement! It's like being stuck at work..."
Dr. Gu Cheng climbed up the rocky shore, carrying a half-deflated blow-up doll under his arm, panting heavily, and completely soaked.
No need for explanations, but Dr. Gu Cheng did manage to escape from the depths of the ocean, at least 9200 meters deep, with the help of this blow-up doll.
As the sunset dazzled, Dr. Gu Cheng Gather the hands together under the pergola to protect from the strong sun. then gazing into the distance...
By rough estimate, the Adams Dock, Harvey's territory, was about 300 meters away from here.
Actually, Dr. Gu Cheng didn't care where he was; he just wanted a high spot.
With a direction in mind, he struggled to his feet, chuckling softly, and began to walk towards the dock's lighthouse.
As he walked, his laughter grew louder and more uninhibited.
Making fun of the mundane, he just couldn't stop!
Not until he bribed the lighthouse keeper with 20 bucks (his entire fortune at the moment) and climbed to the top of the tower did Dr. Gu Cheng cover his mouth, stifling a laugh.
He sat rather awkwardly with a lightning rod in hand, watching the twilight descend...
At this moment, the light cast by the lighthouse seemed like the rotating fart under Dr. Gu Cheng's butt.
"Later, Bat of woes!" Dr. Gu Cheng shouted.
He opened his palm, and a movie ticket flew away with the wind.
It was a ticket to "The Mask of Zorro," Bruce's treasure, no less.
"Later! Two-Face..."
Roaring "Two-Face" in Harvey's territory was quite an experience, but Dr. Gu Cheng was already numb to such thrills.
He pulled out a coin, about to toss it into the sea, but then thought better of it and stuffed it back into his pocket.
After all, throwing someone else's wife into the sea was a bit too unethical.
"Plop—!"
Dr. Gu Cheng then tossed the Jester's Joke Award Trophy he had stolen from the Joker's lair into the sea and exclaimed, "So... farewell, Puddin'!"
For the next ten minutes or so, Dr. Gu Cheng pulled countless items out of the blow-up doll's chest and tossed them into the sea.
Ah-ha! It seemed he had turned the blow-up doll into a portable pocket. Pretty clever, huh?
"Plop!"
"Later, burger joint owner, your patties suck!"
"Plop!!!"
"Later, Pigface Professor! Go perform circus tricks in the ocean!"
...
"Later... Gotham!"
Only after he had tossed away all the spoils of his years did Dr. Gu Cheng stand up.
He looked at the lighthouse keeper negotiating with the police under the flickering red and blue lights.
"So, the old man really did call the cops! Ugh... another day, same lack of creativity... Let's hope this is the last one!"
The police had arrived, and over the past ten years, Gordon's efficiency had been questionable at best.
If it weren't for Dr. Gu Cheng's desire to experience different prisons, GCPD would never have caught him.
Dr. Gu Cheng shrugged. He had lost interest in being hunted by Gotham - whether it was Gordon, the Caped Crusader, or the Arkham inmates.
He pulled out a ticket...
[Crazy Train Steamliner: A One-Way Ride to the West! Ticket Number: 1015110518]
[Usage: Burn me, then end it all yourself!]
[Note: To ensure smooth boarding onto the airship, please ensure the boarding location is 30 meters above sea level.]
"It's time to leave!" Dr. Gu Cheng sighed.
"Bang—!" Gunshots rang out, and a small cement pit exploded at Dr. Gu Cheng's feet, sending debris flying!
Gordon was always infuriated by this repeat offender, and this time, he went straight to firing his gun.
Down at the lighthouse, the Gotham police began their routine shouting.
"Dr. Gu Cheng, the fugitive on the lighthouse! You're surrounded..."
"Your escape from G-0608 underwater prison has only added to your crimes! Your escape tricks have been exposed! Do you really think we're dumb enough to believe you magically resisted the pressure of thousands of tons and swam up here with an inflatable doll? Stop kidding yourself!"
"Surrender now, or else... or else..."
Gordon shouted the last part awkwardly, at a loss for how to catch Dr. Gu Cheng.
Gordon was the one doing the shouting, and by this point, he was at a loss for words. He had no idea how to catch Gu Cheng.
For the past 10 years, this guy named Gu Cheng had been obsessed with prison breaks. He went from getting extra time for slapping the mayor in public to becoming Gotham's top offender. His sentence? Originally 1178 years... Oh, but with this escape, it's now 1181 years!
Besides his prison antics, he also liked to mess with various underground groups, who would steer clear whenever they saw him. He was just a real pain!
At that moment, the legendary guy rolled his eyes, lit his ticket with a lighter, then pulled out a cigar with a smiley face on it. He put it in his mouth and brought the burning ticket close to it!
"Get down!!!" Gordon suddenly dropped his binoculars and yelled at his colleagues, "That damn lunatic is about to blow up the cigar bomb!!!"
BOOOOOOOOOM!!!
The ground shook, the sky changed colors, and the explosion even broke apart the waves on the sea.
The huge commotion drew the attention of the entire Gotham to the lighthouse by the sea.
If you looked from the rooftop of GCPD, you could see the lighthouse at that moment, resembling a dandelion gone to seed, dispersing in the wind.
Drifting away with it was the man who had given all factions of Gotham endless headaches.
Only the Bat-Signal in the sky continued to shine, though its bat wings were still not repaired, making it look a bit like Mickey Mouse.
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