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Chapter 4 - Chapter004, please accept the surrender of the Jōnin Onepunch

Quickly...

Finny's face fell in despair as she saw the naked rabbit police officer appear at the bottom of the bed.

Goodness gracious!

Those unwavering crimson eyes were still staring at her fiercely!

A faint scent of blood permeated her nostrils...

Even a professional assassin would find this scene unnerving, wouldn't they?!

"Mmm...!" Finny turned away, protesting loudly, but all she could manage was a pitiful whimper.

In the darkness, came Gu Cheng's sinister whisper filled with malicious glee, which made her even more horrified.

"Oh! Darling, don't be nervous... I mean, I probably... most likely... won't leak the information about you luring the rabbit police, it's just not profitable, right?"

Seriously!?

Blaming the rabbit he lured to its death?!

Can you be any more despicable?!

"Damn bastard!"

Finny cursed inwardly, her doe-like eyes filled with horror and fear.

"Who on earth is this guy?! Could he be sent by some hostile force to deal with me... No! It's impossible... Even the guys from the Single Man Gang wouldn't dare to do something this crazy..."

"Who is he?!!"

She couldn't help but turn her head to check on Gu Cheng's situation outside, only to find the view from under the bed completely blocked by the rabbit police's body...

"Damn it!"

Finny could only listen to the sounds outside with her ears pricked, no longer having the mental capacity to think about how to escape.

Her mind was now full of speculation about Gu Cheng's identity and motives.

"Wait!"

Finny seemed to suddenly realize something!

"Why is this rabbit police naked? Could it be..."

Fear crept back onto her face.

Just then, there was a slight sound of the compartment door being pushed open in the darkness, followed by a sneaky voice floating in the tense atmosphere.

"Finny... The Pope's body has been taken care of... Are you inside?"

Then there were faint footsteps, indicating that someone had entered the compartment.

"Mmm!!!"

Finny's bad premonition grew stronger, and she immediately began to struggle and cry out, hoping to give the intruder a hint.

"Little dog??? Finny, do you have a pet dog? Ah... how cute for a caring loli like you... Where are you? Although I'd love to play hide and seek with you, the rabbit police is coming soon, we must leave quickly~"

The voice in the darkness deliberately sounded cool.

Under the bed, Finny was trembling with anger!

After all, there's nothing more infuriating than having a dumbass teammate!

"Ha, I've got you... Stop messing around, let's go..."

The tone was full of indulgence, but a second later it turned into confusion.

????

"Finny?"

The newcomer sounded unsure.

There seemed to be something off about their height and size!

"Snap!"

At this moment, a flashlight beam suddenly lit up, aimed directly at the newcomer's eyes, causing them to shield their face with their hand!

In that case, here's the translation:

Everything proceeded smoothly as planned...

With a swift motion, Gu Cheng disarmed the intruder of their katana, tossing the scabbard aside with a flick of his wrist. Before the intruder could react, Gu Cheng already had the blade pressed against their neck!

"Ra... Rabbit police?!!"

In the harsh light, the intruder could barely make out the rabbit police uniform in front of them, causing them to tremble in shock.

"Uh... Uh! Uh-uh-uh!!! (OnePunch, you idiot! Hurry up and perform seppuku!)"

Gu Cheng squinted at the figure before him, a young man in ninja attire, his eyes clear... but foolish. He seemed like a mix of edgy and easily fooled.

"Gurgle... Now, I suspect you of assaulting passengers. Slowly empty all your belongings onto the table! And remember, keep your hands where I can see them at all times!" Gu Cheng said in a peculiar tone, pressing the blade against the intruder's neck, leaving a thin line of blood.

"Thunk!"

As if struck by lightning, Finny suddenly raised his head, shocked, and bumped it against the bed board.

Damn! That sounded just like a rabbit police! He could actually mimic the rabbit police perfectly!!!

"Ra... Rabbit police big brother... You're here too..."

What infuriated him even more was that his damn teammate didn't say a word and just cowered!

Little did Finny know, OnePunch was silently praying in his heart:

"Quick, look at my ninja insignia... Quick, look at my ninja insignia... Just one second of distraction, and I can make your rabbit head roll!"

However, just as OnePunch's eyes were about to adjust to the brightness...

"Snap!"

The flashlight's beam suddenly went out!

"Huh?!!" OnePunch couldn't help but exclaim softly, feeling the blade against his neck tighten. He tried to retreat in the opposite direction, but was slapped in the face by the blade, a searing pain!

"Gurgle gurgle... My elf-eared friend once enviously said: you are darkness's best ally, no doubt about it!"

In the darkness, Gu Cheng's excited chuckle rang out. "Hehehe... So... be a good boy and you'll save yourself a lot of trouble..."

"Ha, next... let's see what you've brought out... Oh?!! You're a Jōnin too... Not bad, not bad..."

Sounds of rummaging came from the darkness.

OnePunch and Finny were both speechless... This guy had such good eyesight in the dark? He could see things clearly even when it was pitch black?!

"Hot-blooded chuunibyou manga! And a yearbook... Tsk tsk tsk... Huh? What's this?"

Cold sweat dripped from OnePunch's forehead!

"That thing... can't be seen!!!" He exclaimed urgently.

Initially, OnePunch thought he could easily handle Gu Cheng, so he brought out everything, including that letter! But apparently, things weren't going as planned, could you believe it?

"Snap!" Another slap of the blade against OnePunch's face, and Gu Cheng had already opened the letter.

"Ah-ha! This becomes interesting when read aloud..."

Gu Cheng leaned close to OnePunch's ear with surprising consideration, whispering, "My... goddess of my dreams... forgive me for stealing half of your photo, because I simply can't bear to be apart from you for even a second..."

"Thud!"

This time it wasn't Finny hitting the bed frame, it was the newcomer, who knelt down solidly.

Too socially dead!

Having a love letter read aloud in your ear is just too socially dead!!!

"Brother Rabbit Police!!! Stop reading... I confess everything. I assassinated the Pope on the train, switched his body with a new passenger who just got on, and dumped him in the toilet... Now, please accept the surrender of the Jōnin Onepunch, I'm willing to serve you!"

"Thud!" This time it was Finny, she was stunned!

A hundred thoughts couldn't figure out what was written in the letter!

It actually made a Jōnin bow down so quickly and acknowledge allegiance?!!!