(We're back in the present day. It's around 6 in the morning, and our main character, Kage, reluctantly wakes up from his sleep.)
Kage: Ughhhhh, five more minutes, damn it!
(Yeah, that's our main character right there, Kage.)
Kage: And it's Monday? Seriously?
(Kage stands tall at 6 ft 2, he's a Brownskin with nice silver eyes, and silver hair. He's pretty chill overall, but I don't think he likes it when his alarm won't shut—-
Kage: CAN THIS ALARM SHUSH!?!?!?!
(About to crush his phone alarm with his bare hands, Kage realizes it's not his phone alarm—it was a phone call)
Kage: Oh... I was wondering why my alarm was making that sound. Turns out it wasn't my alarm at all. Lavonia was just calling me. Wonder why.
(Kage grabs and answers his phone.)
Kage: (I'm not awake, leave a message.)
Lavonia: Well, if you weren't awake, you wouldn't have answered the phone in the first place.
Kage: Nah, I butt dialed you. Obviously.
Lavonia: But I was the one who called Kage...
Kage: ...I butt answered you.
(Lavonia giggles)
Lavonia: I don't think that's a thing, Kage.
Kage: Welp, it is now. So, why'd you call me again?
Lavonia: Cause! I wanted to make sure you actually woke up for school.
Kage: And I wanted to do the exact opposite.
Lavonia: Come on, Kage! School can't be that bad.
Kage: It is.
Lavonia: You're right, it lowkey is.
(This is Lavonia. She's 5 ft 11, she's brown skin with yellow hair, and she's Kage's best friend. And yes. For y'all down horrendous people who sleeps with anime pillows she does have nice boobs and a big ass. Y'all disgust me.)
Kage: But it's kinda deeper than that. I kinda didn't want to wake up today. I just kinda—
Lavonia:—-wanted to stay asleep forever?
Kage: Yeah... yeah, actually. You can relate to that?
Lavonia: No Kage it's just that you say it almost everyday.
Kage: I do?
Lavonia: YES! Listen, Kage. You can't just live like that every day. If you think life is going to suck, then life is going to suck.
Kage: I get that. But think of life from my perspective. For starters, I'm a reality sorcerer. Yes, I may have cool powers. But my main goal in life? Killing other people for who knows what reason. Plus, zero memories of my childhood or my family, and my mentor is A damn robot! Who lives like this Lavonia
Lavonia: Yeah. Now that I really think about it, I kinda understand what you're going through. Having no memory of your childhood is crazy.
Kage: Yup. Truly is. But I really don't wanna talk about this now.
Lavonia: It's fine. We can talk about something else.
Kage:So, what time do you want me to be at your house?
Lavonia: Huh? What are you talking about?
Kage: What do you mean? I can tell you wanted me to walk you to school.
Lavonia: What??????? No... I was actually heading out right now.
Kage: No, you're not.
Lavonia: How would you know?
Kage: 'Cause I can see you're laying on your bed right now.
Lavonia: Ewww, are you stalking me, Kage?Kage: What? NO! The call is literally on FaceTime! You're literally FaceTiming me, Lavonia!
(Silence glooms the area as Lavonia realizes that she got caught)
Lavonia: Oh….Shit.
Kage: How did you not know that?
Lavonia: I wasn't looking at my phone. I thought I was just on speaker!
Kage: Lavonia, you called me. So, obviously, you picked to call me on FaceTime.
Lavonia: Did not!
Kage: Anyways! What time do you want me to be there?
Lavonia: I never said that you wanted you to walk with me.
Kage: Lavonia….
Lavonia: fine you got me! Come here at 6:30 sharp. Thanks, Kage, you're such a sweetie!
Kage: Um, you're welcome?
(Lavonia hangs up)
Kage: Women. So weird.
(Kage gets out of bed and starts his day. He takes a good look outside his window and sees the beauty of nature.)
Kage: Would you look at that? Looks like fall is really kicking in. The leaves turning orange and stuff. It's kinda bueatful how nature can be. You know without all the climate change bull crap.
(Kage walks to the bathroom and takes his little shower while he's simply thinking about life.)
Kage: Man. This is really my life. I say that a lot but... I don't know why, but the feeling of realization really kicks in when I'm in the shower. And at night too. Weird.
(Kage brushes his teeth and puts his clothes on. I have no clue why I'm narrating this.)
Kage: Alright. It's 6:15 am. If I pull up to Lavonia's house early, I could maybe even eat a little bit of the breakfast she makes. I would just eat cereal but sometimes that can get really boring.
(Kage grabs his book bag and gets ready to leave.)
Kage: GunDamn! I'm leaving.
(No response.)
Kage: Damn Robot must still be charging. Eh, whatever. Time for sch—
(As soon as Kage steps outside, he sees a bunch of Reality Sorcerers ready to eliminate him.)
Kage:...….
(Kage takes a deep and disappointing breath.)
Kage: No one-on-ones, huh?
TO BE CONTINUED⸻