(The chapter opens with Lavonia getting ready for school, already bathed and checking herself out in the mirror. Like I said. She's already bathed. So there's not going to be a bath scene. Ya weirdos)
Lavonia: I think this looks good enough for a Monday. Plus, Kage always complimented me when I wear this outfit.
(Suddenly, Lavonia hears a loud voice coming from downstairs.)
Lavonia's Dad: LAVONIA!!!!!!!!!!!
Lavonia: YES, DAD??????
Lavonia's Dad: DID I HEAR KAGE'S NAME UP THERE????
Lavonia: Oh my goodness. WHY DOES IT MATTER???????
Lavonia's Dad: YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THOSE **** REALITY SORCERERS!!!!!!
(Lavonia's dad, a man of average height with a dad bod, harbors a deep disdain for reality sorcerers.)
Lavonia: You shouldn't Use that language around your kids Dad.
Lavonia's Dad: Don't Blame that language on me it's cause my daughter is always associating herself with that dangerous sorcerer!
Lavonia: Dad we are not doing this again. I keep telling you that Kage isn't like the bad reality sorcerers
**Lavonia's Dad:** I don't want to hear it! They're all the same, bringing nothing but chaos and destruction! They brought it to everyone around them even my family!!
(Meanwhile...)
Kage: You know, I understand that I'm powerful and dangerous and whatever. But this...
*(Kage sees an army of reality sorcerers charging at him.)*
**Kage:** ...This is just outta pocket.
*(With a determined expression, Kage dashes through the reality sorcerers, his movements a blur as he eliminates them one by one.)*
Kage: You see I know all of y'all are B**** Made. But it's a D*** shame that Y'all had to do all this work just to eliminate and 16 year old.
(Kage Jump to the air as His fists crackle with energy as and dives in between the Sorcerers and punches the ground he unleashes a devastating barrage of Reality Bean coming out of the ground, each attack more powerful than the last. eliminating more reality sorcerers)
Kage: Ya know I should really give that move a name OH SHI——
(Meanwhile...)
Lavonia's Dad: I don't know why you keep lying to me! I'm just trying to keep you save!
Lavonia: I don't need anyone protecting me. You raised a tough woman! (Or at least mom did) but I keep telling you Kage is not like the others. Other Reality Sorcerer Kill anyone with no mercy. But Kage will only eliminate the people that he has to eliminate. If there was a way to not eliminate sorcerers and to keep people save he would have already found a way. But there isn't. And it's not like Kage is Fighting a group of reality sorcerers as we spea—-
(Meanwhile...)
Kage: WEAVE! WEAVE! WEAVE!
*(Kage's movements become even more fluid and precise as he faces off against the remaining sorcerers, his determination unwavering.)*
Kage:Y'all are sorry! Y'ALL ALL SORRY!
(With another burst of energy, Kage unleashes a devastating move, sending shockwaves rippling through the neighborhood as the majoritythe sorcerers fall.)
Kage: Who else what's smoke?
(The remaining sorcerers look at him in fear. But Suddenly another Reality Sorcerer Turns into a Giant and tries so Stomp Kage. But little did they know. Kage isn't just fast you know..)
Kage: get yo…..stinky behind Toes…..
Reality Sorcerer 165: What in the world?
Kage: OFF ME!!!
(Kage spins around and yeets the Giant Reality Sorcerer to the sky. But then That Really Sorcerer gets as big as a building.)
Kage:….shivers me timbers…
(A bunch of reality Sorcerer pile up on Kage as the giant charges up his beam with his mouths But before he could finish charging Kage burst throw the pile the uppercuts that huge giant closing his mouth shut!)
Kage: Keep ya mouth shut! There's people trying to sleep!
(Kage starts flying and he uses and speed to burst throw the giant's stomach like a giant slaying bullet.)
Kage: I'm not done yet?
(Kage gets fast and burst throw him again and again and again until there is nothing left of the giant then he comes flying down at the other reality Sorcerers.)
Kage: COME AT ME—
(Meanwhile…)
Lavonia's Dad: Listen Lavonia I don't want to argue with you about this kid AGAIN! Just….come down here and eat daddy's food.
Lavonia: Dadddd.
Lavonia's Dad: What?
Lavonia: I already told you that the ppl of this generation made the world "Daddy" sound weird. Very weird. So can you stop saying daddy!
Lavonia's Dad: How did they make it weird?
Lavonia: You don't wanna know..But already I'm coming!
(Lavonia comes downstairs. When she arrives she sees a plant of bacon Eggs and cheese)
Lavonia: Ohhh umm Dad you didn't have to cook for me I was going to cook for myself.
Lavonia's Dad: Oh no sweetie you don't need to cook when your old man is around.
Lavonia's Dad: (My Cooking is better but ok) well ok dad. Thanks! (I always cook when Kage's coming. Aw man)
Lavonia's Dad: wait a minute…..
Lavonia: Ummmm
Lavonia's Dad: You only cook....
Lavonia: (S***)
Lavonia's Dad: When I'm sick!
Lavonia: Oh! Yeah when your sic—
Lavonia's Dad: Or when Kage's coming to my house!
Lavonia: (S***!)
TO BE CONTINUED