Kage: Eh, whatever. Time for sch—
(As soon as Kage steps outside, he sees a swarm of Reality Sorcerers poised to eliminate him.)
Kage: ... ...
(Kage exhales deeply, his disappointment palpable)
Kage: No one-on-ones, huh?
Reality Sorcerer 1: One-on-ones? Do you even know who you are?
Kage: A black guy. Isn't it obvious?
Reality Sorcerer 1: No no no. You're the boy with the gray hair!
Kage: Why does everyone keep saying that?
Reality Sorcerer 2: We know you're a tough one.
Kage: Mhm.
Reality Sorcerer 2: And we all agree, we can't take you down one on one.
Kage: Oh, how flattering.
Reality Sorcerer 3: So we decided to jump you and settle our own scores after—
(Kage dashes towards the reality sorcerer who was speaking and punches a hole through his head.)
Kage: Oh did I just punch a hole through your head mid dialogue. Oh I'm so sorry. It's just that his talking was getting so boring…and annoying. Purple Fire Flare!
(Kage incinerates the sorcerer he punched, reducing him to ash and eliminating him from the tournament of realities. The others are left in shock.)
Kage: Now If you're gonna jump me, then JUMP ME! Talking won't start any smoke!
Reality Sorcerer 3: Oh S***!
Kage: What are you all so surprised about? You thought I'd just let you gang up on me? Hell no!
(Kage assumes a fighting stance.)
Kage: Now, let's make this entertaining, shall we?
(One reality sorcerer charges at Kage with superhuman speed.)
Reality Sorcerer: You think you the S***? B****? You're not even a fart!
Kage: Unoriginal!
(Kage evades the punches and counters with a lightning-fast Tae Kwon Do Combo, sending the sorcerer flying back to where he started)
Kage: What's next, gonna call me a munch?
(Kage charges up an attack, mixing lightning and ice.)
Kage: Munch on this!
(He shapes the attack into an orb and hurls it at the reality sorcerer and his comrades.)
Kage: Enjoy the show.
(The orb explodes, unleashing a torrent of lightning bolts that impale the sorcerers and freeze them into solid ice.)
Reality Sorcerer 15: This guy's no joke...
Reality Sorcerer 16: Aye you ain't being turkey are you?
(Reality Sorcerer 16 turns to see Kage standing where Sorcerer 15 was.)
Kage: I don't think I'm that scary. I actually think I'm really nice.
Reality Sorcerer 16: OH S***, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER DUDE?
Kage: I sent him packing. Don't worry, you'll join him soon enough.
(Kage delivers a one-inch punch, sending the sorcerer hurtling through the air, then obliterates him with a devastating energy beam.)
Kage: Some of you should just give up now. You're embarrassing yourselves.
Reality Sorcerer 17: Don't get cocky! You've only faced the weak ones!
Kage: Well, let's see if you can back up that talk!
(Reality Sorcerer 17 charges up a ball attack.)
Reality Sorcerer 17:WATCH ME!
Kage:You gonna back up the talk With a ball attack? Really?
Reality Sorcerer 17: YOU WAS JUST DOING A BALL ATTACK!
(Kage catches the ball with one hand and amplifies it with lightning, creating a massive, crackling sphere.)
Reality Sorcerer 17: Oh...
Kage: You see mine wasn't a ball attack. It was an orb attack. Dummy.
(The sorcerer turns to his comrades.)
Reality Sorcerer 17: ARE YOU ALL JUST GONNA STAND THERE!?!?!?!?
(The other sorcerers charge their attacks.)
Kage: This is how you do a ball attack!
(Kage unleashes the amplified ball, causing a cataclysmic explosion that engulfs the charging sorcerers in a blinding blaze of light and smoke.)
Kage: Alright, looks like that's all of them. Now, I can finally go to Lavonia's——
(Suddenly, a horde of even more reality sorcerers materializes and charges at Kage, who meets their gaze with steely resolve.)
TO BE CONTINUED