Hi , I'm Ariadne and I'm currently 14 years of age . I live in North America with my lovely parents and annoying siblings and dog as well as my two cousins. I'm currently in a relationship without the consent of my parents and to tell you the truth my romantic life sucks . So this story is sort of like a newspaper or diary where I talk about my normal life activities. And if you're wondering if it's interesting then get ready to be wowed cause I am confused as you. But I guess it may be interesting since you're getting a gist of my ridiculously boring life and just so you know any gossip is good gossip so ...yeah. I'm out of ideas of what to say cause Ms. Author didn't give me any lines

( Author : Your job is to talk about your life. Why do you need a script for that?

Ariadne:.....You can just say you're a lazy writer instead =⁠_⁠=)

Anyway I have had many discussions with the author about this but she just doesn't listen

( Author : This is literally the first time you brought this up) 

So I think this sums up everything for the introduction . This chapter was made so that you can get to know more about me as the female lead so please buckle up for you're going to get bored to death.

(Author: I guess it's better we do a little interview instead for your readers to know more about you

Ariadne: wow .. I can't believe I'm already famous even though I literally did nothing.

Author: ...Just hope the readers love your story

Ariadne: They will and any fame is good fame so I'm okay with it

Author:=⁠_⁠= Right..Let's get started. Do you see yourself to be attractive?

Ariadne: This came out of the blue .. I would like to say yes but since I went to church yesterday I suppose I have to refrain from lying just for a while .

Author: So what's your answer?

Ariadne: I guess so but honestly I have seen better on Pinterest but that does not mean I'm ugly as well. It's quite important to have self love so my answer is a maybe

Author: Alright. Do you have a crush?

Ariadne: Yes and if you are wondering ''who?", it's definitely not my boyfriend. I mean I can't stay loyal for eternity (it doesn't mean I'm not loyal though.) The problem is my eyes . They just can't stop admiring gorgeous works of art Author: And by that you mean handsome guys right?

Ariadne: Definitely. I'm an art student

that's my job.

Author: Such a bad influence 🤦🏻‍♀️. Anyway do you have any favorite fruit?

Ariadne: Obviously, it's gonna be a mango. 

Author: Why?

Ariadne: I don't know if you have watched the cartoon where there's a character named King Julian. ( Author : I have) Anyway he is sort of like their monkey king or something and they all seem to love mangoes which is weird but I believe that monkeys love mangoes due to that show. And since we are developed apes I guess it's advisable that we eat what our ancestors treasure which is mango.

Author: That is pure nonsense . How sure are you that they're monkeys?

Ariadne: If you're that dumb to comprehend it then just try making sense out of the so called "nonsense" . Understanding is part of watching a show and I see them to be monkeys logically not scientifically so that's that.

Author: ( I feel so embarrassed right now) . What do you think of this story then?

Ariadne: To be honest it sucks that I'm not getting paid for this job but it's average I guess. The content isn't that great but it's readable I suppose. I just hope for the best. And anyway don't be surprised if this story ends up in the--

Author: So this is the end of today's interview. I hope you enjoyed it . Thanks for your time.

Ariadne: Hey why'd you interrupt?

Author: My ears are tired of listening to your nonsense .You just made my IQ drop down.

Ariadne: Yeah..not funny but you can just say the complexity of what I said made you dumber=⁠_⁠= . Anyway my lovely readers thanks for today. Also the questions for this interview where asked by kids in my neighborhood since they are the only ones interested in this shit. ( Author: watch your language please..)Anyway please take care everyone. That's it for today.