So, the day 1 of my training, I start myself from small stuff, like 3 sets of push ups, each sets will do 10 push ups.
I did what my usual plan does but lower my workout sets to adjust with my current body. Since I'm a Kobold, I expect that my body will be better compare to my old human body when I first start my routine.
*pant*
*pant*
*pant*
But, somehow, SOMEHOW, my body is already in a burning agony by just doing one set of push ups.
"Grr...." I can feel my muscles stretched like a meat stuck between bones and human teeth. My lungs feels like someone pours ethanol and lit it with matches.
My head pounds like getting slammed into a giant bell. My eyes feels like I use a pair of contact lenses that not meant for my eyes. My arms feels like it was a vibrating phone, but tune up to 11.
I know Kobolds are weak, but what the hell is this!? I'm pretty fucking sure I saw Kobolds did more strain physical exercise than this!
D-did I got reincarnated as a runt of the litter!? Is that why I was alone instead with my packs?!?
I heard Kobolds always live in packs and goes by the rule of 'strong devours weak', which is ironic since they are literally the weakest when it comes to mob ranks.
And I remember that Kobolds has resistant to blunt damage, which is kinda useless since all the starting weapons are sharp tools.
.....okay, maybe the game isn't as good as I praise back then.
They made Kobold the number one cannon fodder, which is baffling with how much efforts they put just to made sure Kobolds stay as number one.
...did I think like that because I am now one? If I remain humans, I'll probably stay ignorant at these flaws.
I saw the apple right in front of me and sigh. I get up slowly before I use a bowl made crudely using wooden barks and squashed the fruit before mix it with the herb.
I use the fire to cook the mixture, making sure the bark didn't get burn. The smell is very weird but I choose to gulp it down, while holding myself from gagging. It was super disgusting but I can feel most of my stamina recovered.
I'm so glad that these apples are overpopulate this world or else I don't think I can recover from this, and the previous incident.
.....another flaws on the game for overdid with the apple. But, then again, its recovery per consumption is so low that people refuses to pick them up.
I'm so glad that I didn't took these apples for granted, either in my past life or my current life.
"Aarrr....." I try to practice my speech once more. It's very painful just to attempt to speak but I rather if I can at least communicate. I don't care if my speech practices made me look silly, but I'm going to learn how to talk as a Kobold, one way or another!
"Aarrr....." Fuck, this is very annoying. Just saying 'A' is painful enough. I can't help but wonder myself just how long will it takes? Days? Weeks? Months? Even years?!
Nope, ain't giving up. Even my current workout routine. I'll reach my goals one way or another.
I drink the whole concoction, trying to hold myself from throwing up again, before attempting to continue my workout. It is very painful just to do another five.
I swear, whoever did this to me probably laughing my ass at my struggles. If I ever meet this bastard who did this, I will poke their eyes and pull it out of their sockets before making sure he or she suffers!
I blink at myself before accidentally stop myself and fall to the ground face first. Ouch. Where did my crazy thoughts came from!? Sure, I am pissed, but what I thought just now was a bit excessive.
I can feel my biceps screams in pain as my eyes twitches.
Nevermind, my previous thoughts are just too nice. I'll made sure they watch themselves suffered.
After for what? 30 minutes? I finally able to do another 5 push up. Seriously, this body is just too weak!
I don't think I'm leaving this place anytime soon, especially from my progress.
I look at the tree above me, especially with tons of blue colored apples hanging on the branch.
How was my gaming friends? Are they okay? What are they doing right now? Did they moved on from me?
I bet they did since we were not very close. Huh, I never realise how meaningless my life was until now. Family favors your siblings, mundane life, and then no close friends.
Now, I got reincarnated as Kobold, weakest monster in existances with the role of cannon fodder.
I got myself up again before drink that stupid concoction to recover my stamina again and did another set. I hope I didn't suffer weird consequences by doing this shit.
Oh, who am I kidding? This world has twisted sense of humors, of course I'll suffer.
I really got to stop whining and continue to focus on my task. After a grueling 30 minutes or so, I finally done my sets.
I feel my stomach growling. Great, now I'm hungry. I just hope I can find a rabbit or something so I can eat.
I blink as I saw a rabbit jump out of the bush and stare at me curiously. You're kidding me, right?
The rabbit is right there and my body is too weak to move an inch! Fuck, why!?!?
I try to get up but the rabbit hops away. I could only stare at the retreating bastard while weeping silently, even let out a few whimpers.
Damn you, world! How can you be so cruel to do this to me!?!? What did I do to earn such cruelty!?!?
WHY!?!?!?!?
"AWOOOO!!!!!!!!"
To be continued