Bucharest, Romania
A man was tossed into the back of the passenger seat and a phone was held in front of his face, before duct tape was ripped from his mouth,
"Hello. Yes? Who is this?" The man on the phone asked
"It's me, Vali." Vali said
"Vali? Where the hell are you? Why didn't you--"
"These bastards kidnapped me outside the hotel and put me in a van."
"What? Who? Who kidnapped you?"
"How the fuck should I know who kidnapped me?!" Vali yelled staring at the masked man holding the phone, "They want 10 billion euro, right now."
"Tell me what they look like."
"Why the fuck does it matter what they look like? They want 10 billion euro in two hours! Or I'll be cut up like a pig."
The phone was hung up and dropped before Naruto took off his mask, and smiled at Vali, "Thank you for your cooperation." He said before he stabbed Vali in the forehead,
2 Hours Later, Woods
Naruto drove up to the meeting area and watched the armed men walk forward and begin searching the van, they found nothing so Naruto allowed himself to be pulled from the car, and searched, the only thing they found was his phone,
Grabbing Naruto the men forced him into the backseat of the Range Rover and 2 men got in boxing him in as they drove away,
Naruto remained silent, the entire drive before they reached the complex,
Inside the pool, Don Preda a Romanian billionaire swam and when he reached the other end of the pool he saw Naruto be dragged in and he immediately got out,
Don Preda walked to the suitcases that held the money and took the towel he had dropped over before he turned around and punched Naruto in the torso,
Naruto killed over faking like he was in pain and groaning, "How dare you take my boy?" Preda listened to Naruto cough and wheeze before he calmed down and tied his robe then proceeded to thumb over to the ransom money, "There it is. You wanna count it?"
Naruto stood up and shook his head,
"Do you know who I am?"
"Don Preda. Word is you had a hand in the killing of a United States senator." Naruto said
Preda smirked and tilted his head before his guard placed his hand forward handing Naruto his phone, "Tell your boss it's done." Naruto took the phone, and Preda chuckled, "Exactly who are you people?"
"We just find people who can't be found." Naruto said
"The money. You're gonna have it maybe for an hour. Then we come, take it back, cut you all into pieces and feed you to my pigs."
Naruto nodded still texting
"That doesn't worry you?"
Naruto put the phone down, "Nah, 'cause you won't be alive in an hour." He said before he spartan kicked Don Preda into a wall, and turned catching the guard to the right by the arm and palming his chin and jerking his head up, breaking his neck and letting him fall into the pool.
Turning the guard on the left Naruto caught his hand holding the gun and squeezed it before he could pull the trigger and ejected the clip stabbed the clip into his neck and let him drop,
A portal opened and the Director of Secret Service and his brother the Commissioner of the Internal Revenue entered, along with their father the Supreme Court Judge
The men smiled seeing Preda who had killed their brother and son respectively as Naruto walked over to Arella who had opened the portal and she kissed his cheek,
The two ignored the men who took off their blazers and put on brass knuckles before they began to beat Don Preda to death Naruto secretly recorded the three men beating the shit out of the defenseless man until they were exhausted. It was insurance. He's helped members of congress get revenge or out of jams and kept evidence in case they ever betrayed him. He could sense negative intentions so some of them he stayed away from personally and with business.
The men put on their blazers and walked over to Naruto and Arella and thanked them, before Arella opened a new portal and they all walked through it before the brothers each sent their final payment and Naruto and Arella left,
Meanwhile, Langley Falls
Stan Smith sighed as he carried his box of belongings after being fired for the botched assassination he ordered. Treadstone was dismantled, their agents all wiped out, thanks to his fuck up and he had cost the CIA a billion dollars to clean up his mess, he would be lucky to get another job in law enforcement.
Exiting the building he walked to his car, and put the box in his trunk before walking around and getting into the driver's seat, as the door closed Jeong who was sitting in the passenger seat shot Stan in the head,
Taking a picture Jeong got out of the car and left the dead man in the parking lot,
Few Days Later, Downtown Los Angeles, Naruto's Building
Naruto was outside with a man as a woman held her teen daughter, "Thank you, Mr. Uzumaki. I don't know what I would've done if you hadn't found my sister." The man said
"Don't mention it. This is a firm for the people." Naruto smiled
The man nodded before he reached into his backpack and handed Naruto the 70k in cash
"This is all I can scrounge up in time."
Naruto took the money and looked at the man, thumbing through the bills, Naruto took out a $1 bill and handed it back
The man looked at him in surprise, "What your doing is temporary, you know that right?" He asked
"People ain't tryna hire someone without a high school diploma. Especially when they find out I'm a mutant."
"Well, today's your lucky day. Cause I'm hiring." Naruto said causing the man to look at him in surprise,
"What?"
Naruto nodded to the right and the man looked over to see a woman putting cleaning supplies in a truck before she walked around to get in the driver's seat, "Esmerelda has the ability to clone herself. She does housekeeping and makes upwards 10k a day."
Naruto looked to the left and pointed to a man getting inside a car, "John does deliveries with his super speed."
Naruto motioned to a man getting in a truck, "Charlie is an electrician and has electricity powers."
Naruto looked back to the man, "Powers or not, Diploma or not there's a job for anyone at this firm. You can take a chance to earn some real legal money, or continue doing what you're doing."
"Do I sign up on your website?"
"Yeah." Naruto said before he and the man shook hands and he watched the man leave with his family before he walked into the building and up to his office
Entering Naruto saw Jeong sitting at his desk, "As COO I'd imagine you like to stay in your own office." He said placing his hands on the desk as she leaned forward, so their noses were touching,
"You know I just love to bask in your presence."
The two kissed and smiled, "Whatever you say Team Leader. " He said walking to the bar, behind the curtain, "Everything alright?"
"Yea, but you have a mission."
Naruto sighed, "What now?"
"Is that how friends are treated when they need help?" Kim Kardashian asked walking out of the personal bathroom
Naruto smiled walking up to the married woman and hugging her, "Hey. How are you?"
"Depends on how this job goes," Kim said
Raising an eyebrow Naruto motioned to the couch and she sat down while Naruto sat on the table as Jeong walked over and sat down to listen, "So let's heat it."
Kim sighed before she opened her mouth and began to tell her story,
Later, Eads Hall
Naruto sat at the table as the curator Sean spoke, "And so the names on these buildings become more than just identifiers. They become signifiers of a gander age when Titans of industry understood that the purpose of their wealth was to support the performative arts to improve the quality of life for all those who live in and visit this city."
"..." Naruto looked at the man boredom
Sean smiled placing a hand on his chest as he pulled a chair back so he could sit down, "I'm sorry that sounded rehearsed. I'm vamping. I'm In a difficult spot."
"No, yeah, I know. Because what you need to tell me is that the Eads Family owns the naming rights to this building in perpetuity. But I'm here offering $100 million dollars, which you need to extract somehow without giving me what I want."
"I'm in a difficult spot."
"No, yeah, I know. Also, "performative" does not mean "performance." Naruto said
"Most donors like an air of--"
"I don't." Naruto interrupted
"There are other naming opportunities on the ground that would give you the status and sense of permanence that you need. Why is this building so important to you?"
"Here's why it's important to you. It's the only way you are getting even a dollar out of me. Now, I happen to have discovered that the remaining members of the Eads family are in a financial pinch. They need to raise cash. And they will have a hard time getting ahold of the kind of loan they need to pay off their other loans. So, I want you to tell them that I will pay them $25 million to allow me to replace their family name with mine. Then I will donate the 100, and you can begin your renovations." Naruto got up, and pushed the chair up to the table before he paused, "Oh, there is one condition I'll need you to sign off on."
Hour Later
Kim told Naruto and Jeong that she was getting married to one of the most gifted and toxic men in the world, Kanye. She wanted to know what she was getting herself into so he wanted Naruto to follow him and see what he got into and if he was worthy of her trust,
Currently, Naruto was on a rooftop 2 miles away from the Maybourne Hotel, while far out Naruto could still see Kim's fiance fucking his ex-girlfriend,
Naruto blinked out of existence, and reappeared on the balcony of the suite, he went unnoticed as he recorded Kanye and Amber as he fucked her from the back kissing her bald head,
Closing the video Naruto vanished and returned to his office just as Natasha Romanoff burst in, "Someone killed Don Preda."
"I don't know what you're talking about." Naruto smiled
"He was my target. I get there and his face was mush."
"Sucks to be him. I had nothing to do with that." Naruto said
Natasha shook her head, "Naruto, you and SHIELD want the same thing. Is it really a bad idea if you join?"
"When I helped you get away, I did so thinking you'd join me, but you chose to join SHIELD and I respected your decision. Respect mine." Naruto said, causing Natasha to frown, "No one at this firm killed Preda."
Natasha nodded before she walked up and hugged him which he returned, "They're moving against you. I don't know what it is but Fury thinks it's their best bet to bring you down. Be careful."
Naruto looked at her and smiled before she turned to leave but he grabbed her hand and pulled her into a kiss which she returned, Naruto allowed her to leave and sighed before he did some paperwork and finally left
Beverly Hills, CA
Naruto rubbed Kim's back as she saw the video, sniffled, and handed him his phone back, "Help me get back at him." She said
"You know I do-"
"I'll triple what I'm paying you." Kim said
Naruto sighed
2 Months Later
Kim and Kanye went through with their wedding and Kim never brought up the fact she knew he was cheating with Amber even after Amber had said something about her online. Now back from her honeymoon, She was ready to complete her revenge,
Kanye watched Kim welcome Naruto, he knew of Naruto as a fixer and he was a family friend of Kim's and he didn't know what to do about it yet. Apparently, a pipe burst in Naruto's place and he needed a place to stay, so Kim offered
After showing Naruto his room, they all moved out to the patio, by the pool, and had a few drinks. By his second beer, Naruto was acting so at home, you would have thought it was his house.
A little later, Kanye got some steaks out for the grill, and they all changed into swimsuits. He noticed Kim wore her most modest one-piece, They all went into the pool and Naruto showed off his ripped body began horsing around with everyone, pulling them under, splashing, throwing Kim up into the air, and doing cannonballs from the side. One time, he Kanye me to the bottom, and he came up blubbering and gasping for air. Kanye immediately used that opportunity to get out of the pool and check on the foo, texting some of his friends to pull up, as he knew just from that instance he couldn't take Naruto by himself.
Naruto got out of the pool, popped open another beer, and sat down beside him. "You really came a long way man." Naruto said as his eyes were locked on Kim and her friend Lala Anthony and Vanessa Bryant as they got out of the pool, "Just make sure you watch yourself with her. You break her heart, I'll make sure you can never work on music in any capacity."
"I got you man." Kanye said nodding
Naruto nodded before he went to join the girls, and take a picture of them.
During dinner, Naruto told them one of his war stories, the medals he'd won, and the men he'd killed, to drinking contests, and even his sexual conquests. He could tell a good story and the girls were hanging on his every word.
After dinner, Lala and Vanessa had to leave after giving Naruto their numbers. When Kim returned from seeing them off they broke out some cards and began to play poker. Kanye was drunk and wanted to play Strip poker,
Naruto was the dealer and he lost the first hand. He was wearing only his swim trunks and he stood up and lowered them off his hips. Kim watched the largest, thickest cock she had ever seen, hanging between his legs, land on the table with a thud. He started to deal, and Kanye should've asked him what he was betting since he didn't have any more clothes on.
Winning the next hand, Naruto watched Kim as she stood up with Kanye who went ignored. Kim shed her overshirt, overshoot was now in just her one piece. On the next hand, Kanye and Naruto tied so Kim lost her swimsuit,
Kanye stood up, and went to the pool jumping in but by the time he resurfaced he saw them gone,
Quickly Kanye got out of the pool and ran to the door but found it locked, cursing he ran around and saw his bedroom light come on, and with a frown, he ran to his clothes and dried off before putting them off and he climbed up to the balcony, cursing as the thorns from the wall of roses had poked him,
He walked to the door and found it locked but saw Naruto lift, Kim, by her waist and toss her onto the bed. He climbed onto the bed, spread Kim's legs open, and pushed his hard cock into Kanye's wife's pussy. She grunted loudly at the swift invasion. "
Kanye watched as his wife's legs began to wrap themselves around Naruto's hips and her arms went to his neck.
Kim was pumping her hips hard into Naruto's. Her breathing was in loud gasps and moans. She was clinging to him with all of her strength. Kanye suddenly became aware of the rock-hard erection he had. As he watched Kim start her orgasm, he started his own, shooting his load in his pants without even touching himself. Kanye's legs felt wobbly as he reached back for a chair and sat down.
Kanye sat there on the balcony and listened to his wife getting fucked by Naruto and he could tell by the grunts and moans that Naruto was cumming and Kim was enjoying her second orgasm. Hoping that it was over, he stepped to the window, again.
Naruto rolled off Kim and grabbed her by the hair, "Clean me up."
Shocked, Kanye watched Kim position herself over Naruto's still-hard cock and lower her mouth around it, licking and slurping the cum between her lips. Naruto held Kim's hair in his hand, pulling her head up and down on his erection. Kim's head was bobbing as she sucked Naruto in and out of her mouth.
She was moaning with pleasure, her ass rotating in the air. Naruto took his other hand and inserted three fingers between her legs and into her exposed cunt. His fingers were glistening with lubrication when he pulled them out and roughly shoved one, and then two, and, finally, the third finger into Kanye's wife's anus.
"Oh, you're good! Keep that up, now. Oh, yeah. I'm getting ready to cum and I want you to swallow every drop of it. Do you understand?"
Kim looked up at Naruto and quickly nodded. Within seconds, Naruto began to thrust his hips off the bed, pushing his piece even deeper into Kim's mouth. He was cumming, again, and Kanye could see Kim's throat working as she swallowed his cum. A drop escaped her lips and ran down her chin, dropping from there to her swaying breast.
When Naruto was done, Kim knelt and used her hand to clean up the cum that fell on her chest and breasts. Naruto gave her bare ass a resounding slap, leaving a red mark.
Kanye sat there as throughout the night, he was paralyzed by the sounds of Naruto's and Kim's wild sex insatiably and at daylight, he finally realized the balcony doors pushed in not out so he walked in to hear more moans and groans. Kanye heard the shower start and peeked into the steam to see them both in the oversized tub, Kim bent forward, the water striking her back as Naruto shoved his morning erection in and out of Kim's asshole.
Kanye stood there, with his own morning erection, stroking it to completion before he grew angry. Kanye dressed and went to his gun case getting his gun before he walked to the bathroom and opened the door to see Naruto finished with his wife and at the door before Kanye aimed but Naruto punched him in the face knocking him unconscious
Kanye dropped the gun and Naruto grabbed it, "Nice try.' He said standing up and walking off, went into the kitchen,
Kanye groaned on the floor as he regained consciousness and the first thing he heard was moaning. Blinking he looked up to see footage of him fucking Amber and he looked turned to see Kim sitting on the bed glaring at him,
"Let me explain how this will work," Kim said as dread filled Kanye, as with no prenup agreement Kim could take everything,
Later, Eads Hall
Naruto and Sean walked into the hall, to see the 4 grandchildren and great-grandson of the late Senator Eads, "Ellis Eads." Ellis introduced, Naruto shook the 22-year-olds hand, "We are honored to share this privilege with you, Mr. Uzumaki."
"There's no sharing, Ellis. It's Uzumaki Hall now."
"No, of course. We understand." Ellis said smirking as none of them cared about the Hall honestly. They were broke and were willing to kiss ass to get the 25 mil that they would split evenly,
"You think you do." Naruto said looking at one man in particular, "I saw that when I came in you don't remember me, Chad."
"I know who you are."
"But you don't actually remember. We've met before. I caddied for your grandfather when I was a kid." Naruto said smirking, "It was the perfect summer job. I carried your grandfather's bag quite a few times. Your bag, too, Chad in the summer after middle school."
Naruto walked around the table toward Chad, "How funny that we all end up here."
"Honestly I nearly pissed myself laughing so hard at your family's misfortune." Naruto shrugged before he leaned on the back of Chad's wife's chair, "Remember Chad when you got so upset that your grandfather was mentoring me during the games you and your friends decided to try and teach me a lesson?"
Chad's fake smile disappeared, he clutched his hand that began to shake and he looked up at the smirking Naruto, "You swung, I ducked, broke your arm, and your nose. You lied and said you caught me trying to steal from your grandfather's suite and I attacked you when you refused to keep it secret. You got me fired."
"Are you saying we are here because of that ancient bullshit?" Ellis asked
"That and the fact that not a single one of you has done a single day of work from the moment your miserable bitch of a grandfather fell facedown in the sand in Palm Beach. And after reviewing your holdings, your business interests, your debts, I'm your last hope from bankruptcy. I'm sure you realized that in the 2 months it took you all to consider this offer."
The Eads family glared at him as Naruto held up the check, "That is why I am here offering you 25 millio-" Naruto paused as Jeong entered and walked over to him putting a paper in his hand, "Correction, I now own the building."
"What?" Chad asked as Sean walked up looking over Naruto's shoulder and he saw it was the deed to the building with Naruto's signature on it,
Naruto smiled and handed Jeong the paper before he looked Chad in the eyes and ripped the check causing Chad to glare at him, "Get the fuck out of my building." He smirked
Chad and his family got up and stormed off but Naruto caught his wife by the hand, and she looked at him before with a wink he let her go, with his number in her hand, she smiled and quickly put the card in her pocket, before going to catch up to her husband,
"I'm going to ruin that smug sonovabitches life." Naruto said
"You sure she'll take the bait?"
"Of course, she will. She's been talking to a divorce lawyer." Naruto said smirking
Jeong smiled and followed Naruto out, "So what's the plan for tonight?"
"Vegas?" Naruto asked
"Of course." Jeong smiled before Naruto's phone rang and he sighed
"Hello?" Naruto asked frowning
"Drop everything this farce has gone on long enough. America's best weapons maker is in the hands of terrorists and the Army and SHIELD are no closer to finding him. Tony Stark is worth 12.4 billion dollars, you find him I'll match it."
Naruto smirked, "You got yourself a deal, Mr. President."
Naruto and Jeong got into the car as a crew arrived to remove the Eads name from the building,
"Fury isn't going to like this." Jeong said
"To bad for him." Naruto replied
"Come on, Naruto." Jeong said
"Fine."
Kunar, Afghanistan
Naruto flew through the air toward a fireball as something exploded in a terrorist camp, he watched as an Iron suited man flew out of the camp and crash-landed a few miles out, smirking he flew into the cave of the terrorists and hooked up a thumb drive to the computer and soon as it was done he snatched the thumb drive and raised 2 fingers before a nuclear level explosion wiped out the terrorists
Tony stripped out of his armor when he heard the explosion and looked back to the tower of flames in the distance, looking shocked he nodded before he spat in the direction,
Turning around Tony flinched seeing the masked man standing there, and he turned to run but his arm was grabbed and he turned to punch him but found himself tripped up, "You'd think a billionaire would invest in top of the line training in case of events like this." Naruto said with his voice modifier on. Tony looked up at him, "Get up, we're burning daylight."
Naruto walked away from Tony who got up and followed him, "You're American?"
"Japanese American." Naruto said before he handed Tony a jug of water and something to eat, before placing his SAT phone to his ear, and he gave his coordinates,
Tony sighed as he enjoyed the water as he continued to follow the man, "So you got a name?"
"Hero, savior, champion, liberator. Any of those will do." Naruto said
"Ha ha ha." Tony laughed sarcastically
"My name is classified."
"Why?"
"Cause I have people who I care about and my decisions while I'm on a job will cause me to gain enemies and while I am confident enough in my power to protect those I deem important to me. I won't allow my ego to even think it's okay to put them at risk."
Tony nodded
"You didn't ask but I'll say it anyway." Naruto stopped and turned to Tony, "Your suit was impressive. Especially with the fact it only took you 3 months in a cave to make. I'm sure when you go home, you're going to make a new suit and continue hunting down the terrorists that have your weapons."
"You bet your ass I am."
"Keep your suits connection to you secret. The government would love to have an army of suits like that." Naruto said
Tony sat in the sand as they waited for a while before a soldier piloting a helicopter arrived and a ladder was lowered that the two climbed up to the chopper that flew to a army base, where they dropped Tony off,
Rhodes raced forward as Tony was helped off the chopper and a gurney was carried that he tried to wave off but he was forced to get on before being taken to the medical wing,
Fury, Natasha, and Maria walked up as Rhodey was about to speak to Naruto, "Well done, Agent."
Naruto handed Fury a thumb drive, "Obidiah Stane hired the Ten Rings to kidnap Tony. He's been selling weapons to the enemy behind Tony's back."
"Obidiah?" Rhodey asked
Naruto began to walk toward his waiting private jet, "Did you tell Stark about this?"
"Of course I did." Naruto said he climbed into his jet and sat down, and the Jet took off down the runway before taking off, checking his phone he frowned, "Take me to Vegas.'
"Roger sir."
15 Hours Later, Henderson, NV, Naruto's House
Naruto arrived at his Vegas home, unlocked the mail gate, and pulled out the package inside before he put it into the passenger seat and drove into the main gate, opening the package that he tossed onto the table Naruto sat down and began to assembled the phone inside, and turned it on, and looked at the checks inside before unfolding the paper,
Naruto read the letter detailing the next mission that he will take when he receives a phone call on this phone, he wouldn't have to answer it just know that he was green to start the mission,
Shrugging Naruto burned the letter and cleaned up, before putting the checks up somewhere safe. The door opened. Naruto looked over to see Jeong walking in, "High stakes poker tonight. You, Bruce Wayne, Lex Luthor, Prince T-Challa, and other billionaires."
"Wayne? He never leaves Jersey." Naruto said
"Alfred ordered him to." Jeong replied with shrug
"Cool." Naruto said walking over and handing her the checks,
Jeong watched him sit down, and began to strip before she looked to the table and saw the phone, "New mission?"
"The US and England are teaming up to take out a secret terrorist organization called Spectre. I'm to kill all of them and the President wants it done with finesse."
"No powers." Jeong said
Naruto shrugged, before he looked up, "Job will get done anyway. Care to join me in the shower?" He asked smiling
Jeong smiled before she bent over and kissed his lips, "I'm gonna be gone for a few days. Try not to blow a hole in the middle of Vegas while I'm away."
"Oh, you funny." Naruto said as Jeong stood up and turned to leave and he slapped her ass
"Ooh." She moaned smiling as she walked away with an extra sway in her hips, Naruto smiled before he went to take a shower
Deep Space, Frieza Planet 221
The Saiyans that weren't on planet Vegeta had been led by Frieza's spy Paragus. A Saiyan with an undying love for Frieza who was weak enough that Frieza didn't see the problem with him remaining alive as the leader of the survivors. 200 Saiyans all of them loyal but sent to weak planets so that they didn't grow too strong,
Paragus was in the science division, "We lost communication with Raditz."
"Desertion." Paragus growled
"No, my lord. He's dead." The tech said
Paragus narrowed his eyes, "Last known location of his ship?"
"Headed toward Sector 2814."
"His mission was a sector away from there. I'll report this to Lord Freiza and see how he wishes to act. In the meantime, I want a report on everything we know about Sector 2814 within the hour." Paragus said turning and leaving.