Summary: Battered and weak after fighting a goddess on his lonesome. Naruto is found and experimented on before being rescued by MI6. Deemed a metahuman he is granted asylum in the United Kingdom where he joins MI6 as the UK's answer to America's Superman.
Naruto Uzumaki couldn't remember how he got to be in the white room. One minute he was fighting Kaguya alone after Sasuke killed the Tsuchikage and made to kill the rest and as he stopped him, Kaguya had taken advantage of the quarrel and got rid of him and the corpse of the Uchiha. Waking up confined in a small white room while vaguely remembering a red storm around him before falling through a wormhole before a squad armed with tactile gear picked him up. He was in unfamiliar territory.
He was on a hospital bed with his arms restrained. His chakra network fried as three doctors examined him. He was naked with a towel covering his crotch. Naruto looked at them, "Who are you? What are you doing to me?" he asked.
"I'm Doctor Brashear," said the man. "That's Doctor Reynolds," he nodded at the other man, "and this is Doctor Simon. You agreed to try out a new drug for us."
"I don't remember agreeing to anything." Naruto said before he flinched as Doctor Simon smirked, "I guess I recall that doc." He said confused
Doctor Brashear looked at Simon who nodded before he looked to Dr. Reynolds who stabbed a needle into Naruto's arm and Naruto didn't flinch as he was gassed and began dozing. "Let's hope subject 9 doesn't end up like the others,"
"You still can't get anything out of his head?" Dr. Brashear asked
"No. His mind is guarded. I can mentally persuade him because of the sedatives." Dr. Simon said before the computer beeped and he walked over to it, "Interesting."
"What?"
"His blood work is unlike any I've seen." The doctors walked over and began to look at the report,
"Let's hope it allows him to survive the process."
Week later
Naruto got off his cot and stretched. He walked over to a mirror and looked at himself, he wasn't in the Elemental Nations anymore. His chakra was back but Naruto had to be strategic, he sat in front of a screen and made to watch the history of America and why it was the greatest country in the world. Naruto honestly didn't think so.
The doctors had shot Naruto up with some serum to make super soldiers for their organization and put him through tests to make sure it was working and that his body wasn't breaking down,
Naruto looked around his room ignoring the video camera that was mounted in the upper corner of the room taking in everything. A small connecting room without a door contained a shower and toilet.
Walking over Naruto stepped into the shower, 24-hour surveillance was annoying but Naruto was learning the effects the serum was having on his body. His regeneration had picked up speed, needles no longer punctured his skin, and even his hair wouldn't cut. Naruto looked at the arm he had used to kill Sasuke at the Valley of the End before he became Hokage and saw the Sun mark appear on his palm again before he lifted his other arm and saw the moon mark. The serum was putting him back into the best shape of his life even his chakra felt more vibrant and denser, even his senses were better, he had heard Dr. Brashear quit because he was found trying to kill him, he could taste the drugs he laced his food and drinks with, even the poison that was in it,
Two weeks after his arrival at the facility, a female doctor came into his room. Naruto could see a security guard outside his door as she entered. "How are you feeling, Naruto?" she asked.
"Fantastic," he replied, turning off the television he was watching
"I want you to take this test for me," she said, handing him a pen and the booklet.
Naruto took it and looked the questions over. He took the pen and quickly began answering the questions. The woman observed him as he finished the test quickly and handed it back. The doctor quickly checked off his answers.
"How'd I do?"
"Not a single answer is wrong." she said amazed, "Your IQ is genius level. Are you having any problems?"
"Just one."
"What's that?" she asked looking up from her clipboard.
"Every hour of every day my dick gets hard at least twice. I've been having wet dreams every night and I was wondering if this is normal?"
"The serum you were given was designed to put you in the best shape you've ever been in. Your entire body, down to the atoms, was supercharged. An increase in libido was theorized. "
One month after Naruto's arrival. A man sat watching the monitor in his office. Naruto was masturbating and didn't seem to care about the video camera.
"I think we've almost got the dosage right," said Dr. Reynolds. "If we can tone down that libido, it'll be perfect."
"I disagree," said the man, smirking. "You know how many men will pay to have the fortitude to have sex all day? We'll make billions on that fact alone."
"Adam won't like it. He's already been trying to get us to shut down." said Reynolds as the female doctor entered the room carrying a
file under her arm.
"How was the physical?" asked the man
"Excellent," said Reynolds, "Strength, endurance, vision, all exceed world records by leaps and bounds. We've created the perfect soldier."
"We'll turn him over when we finish with him. Tonight Dr. Na, you've prolonged enough. Before we begin administering this we need that fresh semen sample to see if the subjects can conceive."
Later
Aria Na put on the gloves and looked at the penis distastefully. Naruto was drugged and
restrained on his bed.
Aria wrinkled her nose in distaste as she grabbed the man's penis by the tip and yanked on it a couple of times. The monster immediately turned rock hard with little prompting.
Aria decided to get this over with and quickly measured the length, writing down 12.4 inches on a notepad. She wrapped her gloved hand around the base and was disgusted when Naruto began thrusting his penis through her hand.
Aria wrapped the tape measure around the thick, thrusting rod, bending close to the thick shaft to read the measurements. She paused, sniffing the man's crotch, then sniffed again suddenly she lifted the shaft and looked at the man's huge balls. She bent forward until her nose touched the hairs on his balls and took a big whiff. She then ran her nose up the rod and smelled the plum-sized head of the man's cock. The head was leaking a tremendous amount of pre-cum and she bent towards it until the pre-cum touched her nose.
Aria nuzzled the head of the man's penis. She found her lips parting, her tongue flickering out to touch the head, slowly at first then increasing until it was swirling all over the tip of the man's cock.
Aria's entire focus became on getting the cock off. She wrapped her lips around the head and sucked it into her mouth, gagging before she began bobbing her head rapidly over about five inches of Naruto's shaft while stroking the rest with her gloved hand. Naruto started bucking his hips into Aria's mouth, moaning in his feigned unconscious state. Aria's right hand grew tired of stroking him after about ten minutes, so she switched to her left and back to her right ten minutes later.
Finally, Naruto's cock swelled up and Aria could feel the pressure building as it throbbed in her mouth. The man's sperm caught her by surprise, filling up her mouth with the first wad and Aria swallowed to make room for more. Aria pulled back and caught the rest of the sample in a cup watching as it was filled
Aria licks sperm off her face before bending back down to lick up the rest. Aria was happy, she felt an incredible feeling of satisfaction coming from Naruto,
Later
Dr. Vincent, a geneticist was the project leader and watched the video of Aria sucking Naruto off for about the tenth time, "Why?" asked Aria, shaking her head.
"Pheromones," said Vincent, rewinding the video and playing it again. "Look how you're sniffing 9's penis." He enjoyed watching Aria squirm at the image on the screen. "He is giving off pheromones, scents that trigger sensory impulses in other animals. Like a dominant wolf in a pack. All the other animal's sense when he's hungry, angry, ...aroused. Aria you were simply showing your subservience to a dominant male." He said
"Tch." Aria gripped the armrest
"Luckily you stopped or you would have slept with him."
Aria gasped and turned to stare at the video, "I suggest we wear masks in there from now on." Simon said
"A good precaution, but I think it was Aria's close proximity to his penis that triggered the reaction."
Day Later
Naruto played dumb as the orderly secured the breathing mask on his head. He chatted
with the man for a couple minutes before pretending to pass out.
The orderly pushed his bed out the door and down the hall. Veins appeared around Naruto's eyes as even though his eyes were closed he could see everything. He was being taken back to the examination room. He heard the doctors talking. "Here's my Adonis," said Vincent as the orderly pushed Naruto in. "My beautiful specimen."
"Just got word that Adam was killed."
"Good, Dr. Simon if you'd be so kind."
The doctors ran their standard tests, though this time they concentrated on his crotch a lot. Naruto felt them scraping sweat from his cock and balls all the while Simon kept him under. It was like he had sleep paralysis. He was awake but couldn't move.
Vincent took one more skin sample and said, "That's it then, I think we've learned all we can from him now. We'll keep him around to look for side effects for another month and then eliminate him."
"Why don't you keep him alive, show him off to the board of directors?" asked Aria
"Too risky," said Vincent "Think of all the offers he would get from the competition. You can't trust anybody to keep quiet. Simon, erase everything, we went through the trouble of augmenting your powers now repay us by putting them to work."
Simon smirked his hands still at Naruto's temple as Naruto began to twitch trying to move anything before he flinched as a migraine assaulted him and he sent what chakra he could manage to his brain hoping it'll add more protection,
"Simon says….Forget."
Naruto began to seize as blood dripped from his nose before Simon was shot knocking him away from Naruto, as men entered and shot the doctors,
Vincent held his wound watching as one of the men approached him while some went to Naruto to help him, "In the name of her majesty I place you under arrest. You're going to tell us who you work for and what you were doing here."
Smirking Vincent pressed a button on his watch and the room shook as the office and all the computers exploded causing a fire. The man looked at Vincent to see him biting down on a cyanide tooth,
Later
Naruto was unconscious as a woman and a man observed him, "Anything?"
"Nothing mam, all records were destroyed, we don't know what they were working on or what they were doing to the lad."
"So we have an unknown organization running some kind of operation in our own backyard and this unknown metahuman?" The woman said
"What does her majesty think we should do?"
"Get his loyalty." The woman said before she turned away, "Put him in a room, and make him comfortable."
Later
Naruto groaned as he awoke looking at a ceiling before he shot up and looked around and saw himself in an actual room, with an old woman sitting beside him,
"Morning."
"Who are you?" Naruto asked
"You can call me M. And what can I call you?"
"Naruto."
"Japanese?" M asked with a raised eyebrow causing Naruto to shrug, "What's the last thing you remember?"
"Doctors, poking and prodding me."
"Yes, our theory is that they wanted to experiment on you. Do you know who they are?"
"Couldn't get a good idea. There were Africans, Russians, and Asians there." Naruto said, shaking his head, "Where am I?"
"London." M said sitting up, and handing forward a folder, "Her majesty wished for me to give you this."
Naruto raising an eyebrow took the folder to open it, before he pulled out some papers, "What is this?"
"Her majesty is offering you citizenship, a home, money, and a job."
"And that job is?"
"Protecting the United Kingdom."
"Isn't that the police and MI6 job?"
"You'll be a part of MI6?"
"You don't even know me though." Naruto said with a raised eyebrow, "I could be some psycho who killed babies, slept with my dad's wife or something."
"Well then we'll just have to get to know you then." M said knowing what a meta could do for the UK, "How old are you?"
Naruto sighed, "Just turned 18." He said he wasn't stupid enough to tell complete strangers his entire life story when his entire upbringing was stressing the importance of being an ninja. Secrets was part of the trade,
"Family or anyone you wish to call to let them know that you're alright?"
"No, I have no one."
M nodded before there was a knock at the door and they looked to see a man standing there, "Excuse me." She said smiling at Naruto before she left the room, "Anything?"
"Nothing at all, Q managed to retrieve some data. He was found in an alley and that's all they knew about him. Ran a search on the name Naruto and no one by that name exists. No hit on facial rec, or even his fingerprints. Officially, he doesn't even exist."
"Put him with the recruits."
"Mam, I don't think that'll be effective with this one."
"Still we will test him and see if he's worth being around."
The two looked to see Naruto stretching
Month Later, Unknown Location
Naruto got off the train with his handler, and followed behind him into an underground facility,
The two walked down the hall and met a man standing with a clipboard, "Callaghan, late again sir."
Callaghan smiled, "Good luck, and remember the deal. No powers." He said to Naruto who nodded
"In you go."
Naruto walked into the room and saw 7 other trainees, who all turned and faced him, "Fall in." The man with the clipboard said behind Naruto who moved to the side, "Ladies and gentlemen, you will refer to me as Merlin. You are about to embark on what is probably the most dangerous job interview in the world. MI6 employs only the best. On your bunks, there is a body bag which you will collect, write your name on it, and the details of your next of kin. This is your acknowledgment of the risks you're about to face and your agreement of strict confidentiality. Which if you break will result in you and your next of kin being in that bag. Is that understood?"
"..."
"Excellent. Fall out." Merlin left and the trainees split up to their bunks while Naruto sat down on the bunk running a few through his hair,
"Michelle."
Naruto looked up at the girl holding her hand out to him, "Naruto."
"Naruto? Asian?"
Naruto nodded
"What's a Chinaman doing here?" A man asked smirking at Naruto
"Do you think this is just a scare tactic or that they're serious?" Naruto asked ignoring the man who frowned with his friends before they walked off to their bunks
"It's just scare tactics. Classic army technique. No one's gonna die." Michelle said
"Shame." Naruto said looking over to the men causing Michelle to smile
Hours Later
Naruto laid in bed staring at the ceiling before he blinked as he smelled water and heard it looking up he saw water rising fast and turned on his light as he stood up as the bed was submerged in water and the other trainees soon awoke and stood up as well, "All right, no one panic. Listen to me. Stay calm." The man from earlier, Charlie if Naruto recalled said as he tried to think of something, "Fuck. Loo snorkels, loo snorkels!"
"Loo snorkels?" Naruto asked
"Showerheads!" Michelle yelled causing Naruto to look at her,
"Showerheads?" Naruto asked
"She's right. Fucking go!" Charlie yelled before everyone rushed toward the back of the room,
"Hey, hang on, what's wrong with the fucking door?" Naruto asked before he took a deep breath as the water passed his head and reached the ceiling,
Naruto watched them take the shower heads before sticking them into the toilet. Shaking his head Naruto swam to the door before he tried to open it but it refused to budge causing him to growl,
Spotting one of the trainees, the girl Amelia having trouble, he left the door and swam to her, grabbing her. He swam to the back and saw everyone looking up at them before he looked at the mirror and gave Ameila to Michelle and swam to the mirror and looked at it before narrowing his eyes,
Grabbing the faucet, Naruto punch the mirror once causing cracks to form and after 2 more punches the mirror shattered and everyone was swept out of the room,
Merlin stood to the side as everyone coughed trying to regain their composure, "Congratulations on completing your first task. Charlie, Michelle, well done. For those of you who are still confused... if you can get a breathing tube around a U-bend of a toilet you have an unlimited air supply. Simple physics, worth remembering. Naruto, well done for spotting that it was a two-way mirror. You're also the only one who passes this test. You saved Amelia's life, even though you would have conserved more energy if you left her to fend for herself. Teamwork ladies and gentlemen, remember it."
Morning
Everyone awoke to find Naruto missing and Merlin led the team outside where they found Naruto using a thick tree stump as a punching bag, "Naruto, fall in line."
Stopping Naruto looked over and joined the other trainees, "As some of you will have learned last night... teamwork is paramount here. We're here to enhance your skills, test you to the limit. Which is why you're gonna pick a puppy. Wherever you go, your dog goes. You will care for it. You will teach it. And by the time it's fully trained, so will you be. Those of you who are still here, that is. Do you understand? Choose your puppy."
Naruto approached the cages and looked at the puppies before he chose a Rottweiler before lining up and he noted what Michelle chose, "A poodle?" He asked having read about them
"What? They're gun dogs. Oldest working breed. Easy to train." Michelle said
Naruto smirked, bending down and petting his new pet, "We're gonna have a lot of fun. You and me." He said smiling as the pup licked his fingers
Months went by and Naruto continued to ace the tests, though some trainees died, he didn't put to much thought into it as he trained his pet that he named Kushina after his mother,
2 Years Later
Naruto made sure to train his dog and feed it everything it needed so that it was the strongest of its breed, Charlie and his friends had made the mistake of throwing water on him in the middle of the night and trying to provoke him into a fight so he'd get kicked out but Naruto just smirked and pranked them every day, from itching powder, and hair dye to laxatives it got to the point they didn't even want to sleep around him, and it began to affect their performance, and they dropped out,
Currently, Naruto was sitting in a room alone before the video played showing the United States and their Superman, "Your mission is simple. America has gotten quite arrogant bragging about their Superman. We are calling in the US debt to us. You will go to Metropolis and rob the Federal reserve. $647 billion is the total of our debt, if you get more you can keep. Do not get captured or kill anyone."
The video stopped and Naruto sighed before he got up and left
Hour Later,
Naruto stood in the field away from the facility, before he pulled his facemask up over his nose and seals glowed along his combat suit which was a long sleeve black shirt that his face mask was attached to, tactical pants and all black Jordan 12s,
Naruto took a deep breath, and bent his knees slightly before he shot off into the air and broke the sound barrier 3 times as he shot into the distance,
Metropolis, Federal Reserve
Naruto stopped centimeters from slamming into the roof of the Federal Reserve, landing without making a sound he crept into the building and landed on the light fixture looking down at the warehouse full of old cash that was out of circulation while guards were posted around the room watching workers burn the old bills and a lone guard was posted in front of the vault,
Naruto leaned back into the shadows and stepped from the shadow in the corner behind the guard by the door and he grabbed the man by his face and slammed his head into the wall, knocking him out,
Naruto took the guards keys and placed his hand on the scanner and used the key to unlock the door.
Walking into the vault, Naruto looked around and at super speed went around and at the center of the vault a blanket was put down with seals on it before large amounts of cash was put on it before in a flare of chakra the money vanished and more money was moved and placed on the blanket and continued until the money was gone then the gold began to be added and when that was gone Naruto folded up the blanket and sealed it into his palm and he appeared on the roof as guards stormed the vault,
"Oh we're fired." A guard said as 2.9 trillion in cash and gold bars was gone
Smirking, Naruto looked up and saw Superman floating while looking down at him, "Fun's over." He said using his x-ray vision and he frowned as all he saw was blue light,
Naruto turned and ran jumping from rooftops and Superman scoffed flying after Naruto who fell between two buildings causing Superman to overshoot him and turn before flying over the alley. Superman raced after Naruto quickly gaining on him about to grab him when Naruto turned quickly and grabbed Superman's arm and slammed him into the street,
Superman reached for Naruto's face but Naruto grabbed his wrist and twirled around so he was above Superman who looked surprised as he tried to move but couldn't,
"You must not get challenged a lot." Naruto stated using chakra to speak with Kakashi's voice,
Superman growled and forced his arms to snap wide out of Naruto's grip before he pushed Naruto back but Naruto stopped himself from sliding away.
Everyone stopped and watched Superman and the masked man as Superman floated up glaring at the thief, "Who are you?"
"None of your business." Naruto said, beginning to turn away, "Run along before you get hurt. "
Superman glared and sped forward swinging at Naruto who leaned away, "Sloopy." He thought as the Kryptonian swung for his head before he ducked and he punched him in the torso sending him sliding back before he rushed back up. Naruto parried his punch before he struck a clean blow to his chin, followed by a blow to the torso causing Superman to gasp as he was on his tiptoes before a shoulder tackle sent him sliding back,
Superman yelled as he fired off his heat vision but Naruto dodged as he sped forward and kicked him in the ribs causing Superman to lean over before he went flying through a car and a building.
Superman flew up but Naruto appeared above him and kicked him into the street and the frustration began to set in as Superman flew at Naruto but Naruto teleported before him mid-swing and he punched Superman in the face sending him flying into another building,
Naruto watched Superman ignoring the police that arrived and began to yell at him to get on his knees and walked forward causing them to open fire,
Superman quickly flew out to prevent Naruto from retaliating against the officers and ate a punch to the torso again, this time he hacked up blood as windows shattered and he stumbled back before gasping as he sent left and right jabs that Naruto weaved around before he punched him in the jaw before a reverse roundhouse slammed his heel into Superman's face.
On the ground carving up the road with his body Superman quickly got up but was tagged in the torso again lifting him off his feet before 5 more punches kept him in midair before a kick to the chin sent him into a billboard,
Superman looked to see Naruto coming and used his super-breath to freeze him but Naruto stopped and flew around before hitting Superman in the chest then the jaw followed by the nose, then the torso then the jaw again with a left-right,
With a yell, Superman swung at Naruto but he stepped out of the way causing him to miss before a backhand sent him down to the street below.
Naruto smirked, and beams of yellow Heat vision caused Superman to gasp and flew off to the side when he came around a building Naruto was there and punted Superman in the face sending him flying into the distance,
Leaning forward Naruto shot at Superman who removed his hand from his face showing a bloody broken nose before he growled and swung at Naruto but he flipped and grabbed Superman's cape and pulled him into his punch,
Superman felt blood flood his mouth felt a tooth floating around as he fell into the middle of traffic,
Naruto scoffed and he turned before shooting forward, Superman groaned, spitting his tooth and blood before he got up and shot for the assailant.
Superman followed Naruto and used his heat vision before Naruto dodged and turned before he was tackled by Superman who grabbed him by the collar and punched him in the face sending him flying back. Superman flew forward and punched Naruto with a right and continued to pursue him while his left fist was pulled back he punched at Naruto again but Naruto dodged and punched Superman in the back,
Superman went splashing into the ocean, and he shook his head before with a frustrated growl he swam up but before he could resurface his head was grabbed and he was held underwater,
Naruto smirked and lightning began to arc off of his arms before Superman was assaulted with lightning and he began to seize, his skin blistering as thermal burns appeared on his skin,
Naruto standing on the water lifted Superman by his hair, "I expected better." He said his eyes glowing yellow before optic blasts slammed into Superman who yelled as he was driven away from Naruto to an uninhabited island. Blinking Naruto smirked before he vanished leaving Superman covered in injuries,
United Kingdom
Naruto appeared before Merlin who jumped in surprise, "Christ Naruto. "
"Mission Accomplished." Naruto said as he unsealed the blanket that unfolded and the seal flashed before the money appeared, "$647 billion dollars."
"Amazing," Merlin said amazed how he completed his mission in the span of an hour and a half.
"I also took the liberty of fighting Superman. If you can call it that."
Merlin crossed his arms over his chest, "You seem to be alright?"
"He isn't trained in combat, it was child's play really." Naruto said as it was true, against someone on the same playing field Superman wasn't that big of a threat, but Naruto knew that if they fought again he wasn't to be underestimated as he may have some tricks that could imprison Naruto
Merlin smirked, nodding before he placed a hand on Naruto's shoulder, "Welcome to MI6."
"Thanks for having me. I swear on my life to uphold her majesty's justice and protect the United Kingdom to the best of my abilities."
"I don't doubt it." Merlin said
4 Months Later
The money was put in the treasury while Naruto got the rest transferred to different currencies,
Being provided with a penthouse in the One Hyde Park, and a job Naruto began his cover as an ordinary citizen of the UK while secretly being MI6 secret weapon.
Finished
The serum Naruto was given was the one that gave Sentry his powers.