Alright, imagine this scenario: you suddenly find yourself in a completely different world. What's the first thing that comes to your mind?
I know you sick bastards are gonna try to make a harem! Don't you fucking lie!
And honestly, I wasn't really different, yea I banged the elf princess and man it was good. Listen I banged many women in the other world but there was something that was always missing. The place was pretty primitive – lacking essential amenities like toilets and modern electronics. But perhaps the most grievous sin was there were no fucking video games!
This led me to the conclusion that I had to escape this world.
Fuck the harem! I need to get that fucking Champion rank stat!
***
The Kingdom of Elvandra stood proud. With towering walls and fancy architecture, everyone could tell it was a place favoured by the nobles. But there was one thing that didn't seem to fit.
In the streets, a cloaked man was walking while carrying something over his shoulder. He was dirty and the smell coming off of him wasn't pleasant. Many nobles passing by saw him but some ignored or mocked him.
Ignoring the jeers of the crowd the man didn't stop.
But soon the subject was changed.
"Did you hear? The outer gods have been slayed by the hero!"
"My word that is excellent news!"
"The world is truly safe with the hero!"
When the man heard the last part he silently chuckled
'only if they knew'
As he walked he paused his steps in front of a church. The building was elegant adorned with a golden cross and made from fancy white material and glass.
Entering the church I muttered something under my breath "Clean"
When I took another step, water started to appear under my feet before it was absorbed by every part of my clothes whipping away the dirt and girme. But soon after a nice warm breeze hit me drying them.
This was a simple spell I made after I first found monsters. I hated the part where I got dirty so I decided to clean myself right there and then although it did take me a while to come up with it and make the spell.
It had been a long while since I had been transported to this place and my god it was a nightmare!
There wasn't anything like toilets but thank god there were showers. However, there wasn't electricity either thus no phones or wifi.
But most importantly no fucking video games!
I needed to escape! This place was a goddamn prison!
As I walked toward the centre I saw a girl wearing a nun outfit. The outfit didn't hide her assets at all but enhanced them.
"You've returned," she said calmly "Adrion"
Bringing a head out of the bag I tossed it toward the nun "With this I did my part of the deal. You do yours"
"First I wo-"
"Don't care just get to it" I said leaking a bit of irritation in my voice
Furrowing her brows, she let out an exhale "Do you want to return to your original world"
"Yeah, seems pretty obvious" I scoffed "Just return me to my original world, you've used me enough "
"If you stay for the sake of the empire, I promise you that you will be treated the same way as a god"
I sighed "Quit the act"
"I'm sorry act?" I could hear a bit of anger in her voice but I continued "You brought me here by force then worked me like a slave, so" A grin appeared on my face "What are you going to give me in return?"
A bright expression appeared on her face "Anything! Anything you desire"
"Give wifi" I said which caused her expression to freeze "I-"
I cut her off "Can't do that? Ok thought so but then what about pizza? A burger? Well, what about some poutine?"
She tried to speak but I cut her off "The food here is absolute shit! You give some fucking jerky to replenish some energy which also tastes like shit! Hell, I'd rather eat baby food than that crap!"
Her face started to scrunch up "What do you expect when you feed me trash like that?"
"w-we can improve that!"
A sweet smile appeared on my face "ok then" her expression brightened before it froze "Give me a PC with at least 8GB of RAM and a graphics card with at least 8GB of memory" I requested
My face became dead "I need to get that Champion rank. If I don't I think I might as well kill myself-"
Before I could speak, she cut me off "STOP! Can't you ask me something from Arcadia!"
I looked at her deadpan which caused her to sigh "Fine I will return you to your world"
Turning toward the other nuns she spoke "Begin the ceremony"
Gesturing for me to follow her she headed toward a giant room "Oh this shitty place, brings back memories"
"Just stand in the middle so we can begin"
Following her orders I stood in the centre where I first arrived in my sweatpants and shirt.
'Oh, those shitty times'
"First let's release the protection of the saint"
I internally grinned. Showing my wrist which had a symbol on It I raised it in the air.
'Protection my ass'
This is more like a leash rather than a way to protect me. If I betrayed the kingdom I'd die.
The symbol on my hand started to glow before a searing pain was felt. But soon after it was gone.
I grinned when it left my hand.
Once the seal was released, a golden magic circle appeared around me.
"Now I am going to remove your powers," she then started to cast her magic.
"I cannot understand you," she finally said "You are willing to give up everything, all the powers and wealth for some food?"
The grin on my face widened "Who said I'm gonna lose them?"
She seemed confused. "You understand I cannot start the ritual unless I remove your powers, correct?"
Soon the magic circle around me shattered like glass. This caused the nuns in the room to be shocked "What do you think you are doing?"
I shrugged "Taking my compensation"
"Compensation? What do you mean by that!?"
"Didn't I tell you?" I looked at her with disgust "You brought me here by force and then worked me like a slave you think I didn't try to find a way to escape with my powers?" I grinned "Well guess what I found one!"
"Y-you can't! If you travel through a dimension portal with your power, you'll die!"
I scoffed, "What do you think I am? A holy warrior? A dark mage? No," Suddenly a blue, purplish magic circle appeared beneath my feet "I'm a mage! Sadly, I needed to get the seal off of me so thanks for that"
I stuck up my middle finger "See you never you bitc-"
Before I could finish the magic circle flashed and sucked me in.
***
[In a small house in Canada in Toronto]
Inside the house was peaceful yet dirty. Soon a magic portal appeared on the roof however, suddenly something appeared and fell through the portal.
"Argh fuck!" Cursing I looked around the familiar room "Yes!"
I shot up and shouted, "FUCK YEA!"
I immediately started to look around and ran upstairs and burst into a room. Looking around I saw it! My fucking PC!
I saw the state of the room and saw it was really dusty. So, I quickly switched on the computer to check the date. When I did, I sighed in relief. "Phew, it's only been 2 days."
I then opened the game launcher but then froze.
[Game needs update]
"FUUUCK!!" After venting my frustrations I updated the game and thought about my circumstances.
As I did a frown appeared on my face, realizing, "Shit, I missed my first exam." I'm in 10th grade, and just before I got here, there was a day before my exams. "First, let's get out of these dirty clothes," I said, opening my wardrobe and starting to change.
Sitting on the couch, charging my phone, I wondered, "Hmm, should I rob a bank?" I have magical powers, and I need money, but then my paranoia kicked in, "Ah forget it,"
Finally, my phone turned on. Quickly I checked to see if anything crucial happened but it didn't seem to be the case. However, I suddenly noticed something.
"How?" I stretched out my hand and a ball of water, a ball of fire, a ball of wind and a ball of earth were created and orbited around my hand.
"There's mana here!?"