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Chapter 26 - Chapter Twenty-Five

"You know... Putting you two on the same team was a bad idea... but putting you two on the opposite teams? The worst Idea ever..."

Gojo muttered as we walked down the street, rubbing his jaw absently.

Akira and I shared a glance as I exhaled the smoke in my lungs, smirking at him.

"Then why did you?"

He just glared at us like we just kicked his puppy while Geto gave us a deadpan from next to him.

"We didn't know the consequences..."

He muttered and I just rolled my eyes taking another drag as we walked down the sidewalk, enjoying the day without any missions.

"You know... We are about to move up to the next grade..."

I hummed at Akira's comment in interest. Yeah, time passed by when you were having fun. It was a good year.

"Wanna prank Yaga?"

The dumbass I called my best friend offered and I turned my head, looking at him with a raised eyebrow.

"Huh?"

Geto made a sound of confusion from behind me and even Shoko who was usually laid back raised both her eyebrows in surprise while slightly choking on her cigarette, went down the wrong pipe, I guess.

"I'm in!"

Gojo, however, was all in, of course...

This... This would not end well, However...

"I'm in."

I grinned, chuckling. Of course I was in, he was going to do stupid shit, of course I had to be there.

"You are?"

Akira smirked, throwing a hand around my shoulder.

"For the Dad Lore..."

I nodded seriously and he did so too, tapping my shoulder with his other hand.

"For the Dad Lore."

We kept nodding for a moment.

"Oh hey look, a Mall, let's go inside."

Oh, yes, Shoko, that was a good idea to break us out of the awkward nodding session.

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Going to the mall was a great idea.

"I'm questioning your spending habits..."

Gojo muttered, holding two of the boxes of the purchase we made. I hummed, grinning as I held a larger box in my hand, grinning while Akira walked next to me with the same large box.

"Honestly..."

Shoko muttered, holding two rectangular boxes.

"Hey! Don't judge us, we like what we like!"

Akira huffed, still grinning, looking as pleased with himself as I was.

"Why would you buy something like this, you two?"

Geto asked, holding two wide rectangular boxes, looking at us weirdly.

"You'll see when we get back."

I grinned, raising an eyebrow at them as Shoko waved over a Taxi.

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"This is epic!"

Akira laughed maniacally, holding a prop sword, wearing medieval knight armor. The laugh of joy could even be heard from the outside of the classroom as I slid open the door.

I stepped inside, my field of view restricted like hell, but I felt awesome!

Everyone looked over at me, Gojo and Geto grinning like idiots and Shoko with a raised eyebrow.

But my eyes were focused on Akira.

"What the devil?"

He gasped dramatically as he turned to me, his cape fluttering around him as he turned.

"Ah, if it isn't knight dick-wad, my arch nemesis..."

I raised my sword, holding it in both hands.

"Prepare for battle, you, who has gone mad with power!"

He scoffed and raised his own sword at me.

"Of course I have gone mad with power! Have you tried being mad without it? Nobody listens to you!"

I scoffed right back.

"Prepare for your downfall, you cretin!"

We rushed at each other, our blades colliding and then, Akira went flying through the window. Of course, I reinforced my armor and weapons with cursed energy. I wanted to be an asshole for once.

"You bitch!"

He shouted as he rolled on the ground outside and I followed, jumping out of the window, ignoring Gojo's and Geto's laughter.

This fight would be Legendary!