*Knowledge keeper here. I'm gonna keep this asshole's intro brief. I don't like him. And I don't care for him. But he shows up a lot. If I had my way I wouldn't show his story. But his perspective is let's say unique. So let's begin my father's story*
Ok. So let's start simple. My name is Beaux Bronx and yes. My ex wife is Janet Bronx. Now let's begin with the day everything went to shit. Well for most anyways. I got a decent enough system. Gave me an excuse for well a lot of stuff. Anyway here goes
So let's see. There's plenty of how everything started. Let's start with the rip I encountered.
I was walking to my apartment when suddenly a boom knocked me to my ass. Then came the message from my system...spontaneous quest. Nerd's dream - Fuck the Dragon and live. Reward - system customization
"RRRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!" a loud roar shook the area. Standing before me was a dragon like from the manga or web comics my son reads.
"Fuck it. If I'm gonna die I'm gonna die having fun" I say walking up to the dragon. She was a vibrant emerald green. She was big as a two story house and a wings just as big.
"HEY!!!" I shout at the dragon. She immediately stops and looks at me "You dare approach me with no weapon mortal?" She didn't speak but rather put the words directly into my brain
"My weapon of choice is still in its sheath" I retort. She sneers and looks at me with a squint "and what weapon would that be?" She says in my mind, the sarcasm obvious
"Before I answer that might I ask your name, ma'am?" I look at her emerald green eyes
"My draconic name is unpronouncable to you. Roughly translated to your tongue it's Ruby" she says in my mind
"...." I had to pause before snickers and laughter overcame me. I couldn't help it with the irony of it
"Do you have a death wish!" She speaks verbally knocking the wind from my lungs. I cough and hack "no. Haha. It's just the irony of it. I was expecting Jade or something since your beautiful scales are emerald green." I explain wheezing "hmmm I see. Must be a cultural difference as I don't see the humor" she speaks in my mind again
"Perhaps" I shrug "kinda random question. But i have a system. Do you know what that is?" I ask her "also you wouldn't happen to have a human form you could assume? My neck is beginning to hurt looking up at your face"
"Hmmm as for your first question yes I've encountered beings with systems in the past. Such as the dullahan, or the lamia," she begins, "as for your second question. I do you have a human form. But I don't really like to use it because it's...different from other dragons" she explains