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Chapter 15 - Chapter 14 [Oh my God, are little balloons even an option?]

It wasn't just Su Qian, but the senior saleswoman and the couples in the vicinity also glanced over with curiosity.

Everyone has the same thought in their minds:

'It should be small enough now, right?'

Seeing the expectant looks on everyone's faces, the audience couldn't contain themselves. They excitedly commented one after another:

"It's so funny, even these couples on-site aren't leaving. They're just standing around watching the show!"

"Hahaha, exactly! There was one couple, acting all lovey-dovey; they probably came here to buy protection or something to add to their fun time. Yet, they got so distracted by the host that they don't even want to do that anymore; they're just enjoying the show here!"

"What's the point of doing that? Isn't it more fun to enjoy the drama happening here? Haha, I love watching spectacles like this!"

"Me too. Every time I see a public spat, I stop to watch it unfold!"

"Just looking at the expectant looks in these people's eyes is cracking me up! Hahaha.."

"..."

While everyone looked at him with anticipation, Han Haocheng did not hesitate and said calmly:

"No, this is too big."

"Is there any smaller one?"

Su Qian couldn't believe her ears and her lips twitched once more.

Almost subconsciously, She glanced downward.

'Is it really that small?'

Several people enjoying the show were either covering their mouths and laughing or whispering the details to those who missed it.

What's more, some even picked up their mobile phones and typed non-stop in their group chats, all while wearing a foolish grin on their faces.

A certain family's chat group:

{Let me tell you all something that is making me laugh so much. I just saw a guy in the mall who was buying condoms. He is tall and quite handsome, a good looking but seemingly normal fellow. However, it's unbelievable that no matter how small sized a condom the salesgirl picks out, he keeps saying it's too big and asks back, "is there any smaller one?" hahahaha...}

As soon as this message appeared in the group chat, there were instantaneous responses from the family members.

Third Uncle: Whoa! How small is he? Haha!

Second Uncle: Oh my God, I suggest him to buy an injection needle. The needle has a rubber cap, which should be enough!

Fourth Uncle: Goodness me! Is he the size of an Enoki mushroom? I'm laughing so hard, please take a picture, I want to see what size he thinks is still too big.

No doubt, via many group chats, more and more people were amused.

The lovely salesgirl Su Qian was surprised, but she did not dare to offend this customer.

After all, it would be normal for someone this small to have some sort of psychological issues. If she really irritated the other party and he decided to file a discrimination complaint, it would ultimately backfire on her, leading to serious trouble.

Thinking along these lines, Su Qian immediately said:

"Okay, don't worry, I will search for a smaller one for you."

After speaking, Su Qian quickly ran to another shelf. She picked up the smallest one in sight and, still maintaining her professional smile, handed it over.

"Are there any, smaller ones?"

Han Haocheng looked at it and continued asking.

Su Qian returned to find one again and this time she took the smallest size on the shelf:

"Please, take a look at this one, is it suitable?"

Han Haocheng took it in his hand and looked at it, but finally said the same thing:

"Are there any smaller ones?"

When he said this, Han Haocheng's expression was serious and his demeanor calm. He seemed to be talking about a very common thing. This seriousness made Su Qian feel that the other party was not joking.

Hence, Su Qian didn't get angry, but this time, she didn't go back to search. Instead, she stayed where she was, preparing her response.

"What's the matter? Keep looking for me, will you? Why are you just standing there?"

Han Haocheng kept pushing.

"Sir, this is already the smallest size available in our mart!"

Su Qian smiled awkwardly.

"Eh? This is the smallest one? It's still far from being small enough. Your inventory here is too incomplete, right?"

Han Haocheng pressed on.

"Incomplete???" Su Qian was speechless.

How could the inventory be incomplete? Isn't it all because you are extremely unique?

"Please, look around and see if there are any smaller ones."

Han Haocheng insisted again.

"Really, sir, we don't have any smaller sizes. All the condoms in the smallest size have been brought over for you to see."

Su Qian said embarrassedly.

 

"Please help me find other alternatives, as long as it is usable, I don't mind. I'm in a hurry."

Han Haocheng saw that the progress bar wasn't full yet, so he persisted in asking for it.

 

And with this request, everyone started laughing for the nth time today.

 

Oh my God, you are in a hurry?

 

In this situation, what could you possibly be in such a hurry for?

 

The onlookers at the scene wore mysterious expressions, while viewers in the live stream chat were even more amused, their mouths curling up.

 

For a period, a barrage of bullet comments rained down:

 

"Pfft... Hahaha! Host, do you want to laugh me to death?"

 

"Oh my, what are you in a hurry for? Is someone ill? Huh?"

 

"I could endure everything until now, but when the said, 'I'm in a hurry,' it just cracked me up!"

 

"Look at the expression on that pretty salesgirl's face. It seems to be saying: Do you really need it for yourself? For someone so small, you are still such a player? You dare say you are in a rush? How bold, how big-hearted!"

 

"Right now, I can't help but wonder what kind of shadow this will cast on the heart of the adorable salesgirl!"

 

"I guess at this point, the cute salesgirl must be extremely curious. Curious regarding what, of course she is eager to know about how small the anchor really is!"

 

"She must be extremely curious. Although the beautiful shop assistant was very restrained, several times, she subconsciously sneaked a few peeks downwards. Wasn't she trying to figure out something?"

"..."

 

The viewers continued their lively conversation.

Everyone was in high spirits.

The popularity of the live broadcast room was also constantly rising.

 

At the same time, many gifts were sent by the fans in the live room.

 

There were all sorts of gifts, Planes, rockets and every other option available on the platform.

 

Han Haocheng glanced at the screen and noticed that he had received gifts worth 10,000. He was pleasantly surprised because the task was still incomplete.

 

Swiftly, he realised that now his face held significant worth.

 

"Can you take a look at this?"

The salesgirl ran to the other side, rummaged around, brought over a red rubber thing, and asked seriously.

 

"What is this? Why is it red?"

Han Haocheng questioned back.

 

"Uh, Umm... This is the smallest sized balloon."

Su Qian raised the thumb-sized balloon and replied with a red face:

 

"Although it is different in name, the essence is the same. If you are in a hurry, you can use it. This is probably the only suitable alternative!"

 

As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked. Their eyes popped out and jaws dropped on the floor in sheer disbelief.

 

The scene fell into deathly silence!

 

A few seconds later, one after another, people broke into boisterous laughter.

Once more, the comment section had boiled over:

 

"Pfft... Haha, Hahaha! Oh my God, are little balloons even an option?"

 

"Incredible, this young lady is so amazing, she really found an alternative!"

 

"I wonder how this lovely girl can hold back her laughter. If it were me, I would have erupted in laughter ages ago!"

 

"The little red balloon came out as an option, this scenario, oh my God, I could never have imagined it!"

 

"This balloon is indeed small enough. Haha... Anchor, stop tormenting this beauty and just use it!"

 

"I have to say, this girl has the best temperament. She is even willing to help find alternatives to condoms, hilarious! Hahaha!"

 

"The key point is, she found a, 'Smaller,' alternative! Streamer, what do you have say now?"

 

"..."

 

It has to be made clear that this balloon is indeed small enough.

 

Moreover, the charming salesgirl's suggestion is in the applicable range.

 

The crowd on-site and the live stream viewers believed that this problem had already been resolved.

 

However, this handsome customer responded with a familiar sentence:

"No, do you have anything smaller?"

Everyone who heard him was stunned silent! Even the beautiful sales girl was instantly caught off guard.

This... is it still not small enough?

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