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Chapter 16 - Chapter 15 [We're Truly Blessed Today!]

Seriously, the situation would develop to this juncture. It's something that the lovely salesgirl Su Qian never imagined.

Originally, she perceived this as a small problem, one that could be quickly addressed. Little did she know, it's not just a small issue; it's truly a very, very small problem.

This problem is so small that, the more she thought about it, the further her thoughts wandered, causing Su Qian to blush harder and feel increasingly embarrassed.

'Not even the smallest balloon is suitable, then...'

Su Qian dared not think about it any further, knowing that if she continued, she wouldn't be able to contain her laughter.

Since a short while back, from the moment she laid her eyes on him, Su Qian has secretly had a favorable impression of this customer.

He is tall & handsome, easygoing, and talks in a very cheerful manner.

Most importantly, he has a stable temperament.

While he may be quite unique in one aspect, he is not overly sensitive as a person, and there are no signs of any serious psychological issues caused by his physical problems.

Su Qian thought that it wasn't easy for this young man, so she tried her best not to make fun of him. This is the result of good upbringing, which doesn't allow Su Qian to laugh at other people's problems.

Nevertheless, this matter was still very funny. She kept trying to think of other things, but it didn't work. This situation is still too comical.

"Are you joking with me?"

Su Qian abruptly thought of a possibility and asked.

"Joking? Do you think this is a matter to joke about? Are you mocking me?"

Han Haocheng retorted with an expressionless face.

"No, no, that's not what I meant."

Su Qian, immediately became nervous.

"That's exactly what you meant! Darn it, you actually dared to laugh at me!"

Han Haocheng looked at the progress bar, and only the last bit of it remained empty. With great effort, he tried not to laugh to avoid breaking character.

"It's really not true. I'll continue, I'll search for something else for you, alright?"

Su Qian turned her head and kept looking. Finally, she brought something while trembling and asked:

"This, this should work, right?"

"..."

Looking at the 吊针管子 in front of him, Han Haocheng's face turned black. It seemed that today, he could only be thoroughly embarrassed.

(Editor's Note: So this Chinese word here means, "hanging needle tube," or "intravenous tube," or "diaphragm tube." The first two tubes are supposedly general terms, and I have no idea what the third tube is.

When I read this part, I actually thought of a comment in the last chapter. It asked Han Haocheng to buy an injection needle. The needle has a rubber cap, which should be enough.

So, for now, I will use the term "Injection needle's rubber cap" for this word 吊针管子)

Hence, under the hopeful gaze of the cute salesgirl, Han Haocheng repeated what had now become a recurring remark:

"This won't work either. May I ask, are there any smaller ones?"

The moment he said, "are there any smaller ones," again, Su Qian completely lost her composure!

She stared wide-eyed and looked at the injection needle's rubber cap in her hand, completely shell-shocked.

In the live broadcast room, the audience also couldn't sit still at this moment.

Countless bullet comments were appearing all over the live stream:

"Hahahaha! I'm dying of laughter! The host is so bold!"

"Looking at the expression on this beautiful clerk's face, I guess her brain short circuited!"

"Anchor, you are so mean. You had black lines all over your forehead but you still said your piece. Look at what you did to the beautiful salesgirl."

"This is messing with people's minds. The main reason is that when the streamer speaks, he looks so serious, it doesn't seem like he's joking!"

"It can only be done by you, the broadcaster. If it were me, I would just laugh on the spot!"

"I wonder what situation this has streamer recently been through. How could he come up with such a bizarre entertainment project?"

"It's true that it didn't matter how small sized a condom there was. The host really kept on asking if there's something smaller!"

"Oh my God, I fell on the floor laughing, it was so funny!"

"Today's live broadcast has made me laugh more than enough for a year."

"From now on, if I feel like listening to cross talk or watching any comedy shows, I will just join the broadcaster's live stream room."

"This has been so satisfying. The host's acting skills are top-notch. He can mess with people's minds without breaking character. It's so funny!"

The audience in the live broadcast room was having a blast. Many of them were laughing so hard they were out of breath.

Additionally, there were also numerous gifts being sent in the live broadcast room.

"No need to say more; the effect of this show is amazing! I'm sending ten air planes directly!"

"I've never topped up money before, but for Haohao, I'm directly topping up in support!"

"I'm sending five rockets. For this kind of fun, it's worth the money!"

"Host, quickly ask for the beautiful salesgirl's WeChat. She has such a good attitude, and she seems to like you. Brother, get her WeChat and I'll send you gifts!"

"..."

The special effects from the gifts flooded the screen for a full three minutes. From tiny lollipops costing a cent to grand carnival-themed gifts worth thousands, there was a wide range of them. This wave of gifts totalled five to six thousand.

Finally, at this moment, the task progress bar was completely full. Simultaneously, a familiar voice sounded in Han Haocheng's mind:

[Congratulations to the host! You've completed today's task of 'living fully while you're still alive']

[Cash 100,000 Yuan has been transferred to your account, please check it carefully! ]

['Professional Top-Tier Erhu Playing Skill' has been added to your skills column. You can claim it at any time.]

Hearing that a substantial sum of one hundred thousand yuan had been deposited into his account, Han Haocheng's mood instantly improved.

Adding the nearly twenty thousand gifts received in the live broadcast room today, the total income for this live stream was 120,000 yuan.

Earning this amount in a single live stream was already an astronomical figure for Han Haocheng.

Before he had the system, he used to think that earning a thousand yuan a day or even five hundred was considered a good income.

And now, he made 120,000 in a day!

This was something that the old Han Haocheng would never have dared to dream of. He had only completed two live stream missions, and he had already earned over two hundred thousand yuan.

If he continued at this rate, it seemed like becoming a millionaire and achieving financial freedom was not an unrealistic dream!

It had to be said that having money in his bank account felt awesome!

At this moment, a professionally dressed woman in a red high-heeled outfit approached with a smile and asked:

"Hello, I'm the manager here. Do you have any particular request(s)? Have they been resolved?"

"Oh, everything's fine. I just didn't find anything suitable. Forget it, I'll shop elsewhere."

Han Haocheng has completed the task, so naturally he doesn't need to stay here anymore. After saying this, he was preparing to make a quick exit.

However, when the mall manager heard that he was going to another mall, she immediately straightened up anxiously, and the places where she was originally big became even more prominent.

In this day and age, it was acceptable not to make a profit in business, but one mustn't let their competitors steal their customers.

"Please, sir, don't rush. What specific request did you have that hasn't been completed?"

"Will you please let me know? Most probably, I can help you find what you require."

"After all, changing to another shopping mall will also take some time."

"I will get you what you need, and it will save you time. Isn't that perfect?"

The professionally dressed manager has an amazing figure and an outstanding temperament. As she spoke, her eyes were sincere, and her smile was warm!

This caused the viewers in the live broadcast room to widen their eyes in amazement and start discussing excitedly:

"Good Lord, this is a top level beauty, I'm falling in love!"

"Anchor, chat with her for a bit. This level of beauty is very rare! More so because, she is a completely different type compared to the beautiful sales girl!"

"Yes, yes, exactly! One is full of innocence and the other is incredibly enchanting!"

"It's exceptionally rare for two top-tier beauties, of two different types, to appear in the same live broadcast room at the same time! We're truly blessed today!"

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