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Chapter 21 - Chapter 20: [Today, We're Going to Dig into This Tattooed Biker's Corner! Hahaha!]

For a while, numerous comments continued to pop up:

"Oh my God, this figure is simply mind blowing!"

"I surrender, just one glance at her and I was utterly enamoured!"

"This figure is absolutely stunning; I love those with a touch curvier physique like her!"

"Nowadays, young people often fail to appreciate the charm of a slightly curvier figure, and tend to mistake skinny monkeys for treasures!"

"These curves are so sublime that it makes my heart melt. She's so captivating!"

"Anchor, hurry and lock her, it must be her, come on!"

"Yes, yes, we want her, she is the one!"

"..."

The viewers turned rowdy with excitement, and enthusiastically urged Han Haocheng to step forward and strike up a conversation right away.

However, instead of walking straight up to her, Han Haocheng whispered softly:

"You guys are getting so excited just by looking at her figure from behind. Aren't you afraid that she might be another one of those who only have a killer back-view?"

Audience:

"With this killer back, it's impossible for her to not have a similarly amazing front-view!"

"To be honest, she has such a perfect back-view. Even if she is not very beautiful, she should still be good looking, right?"

"Indeed, as long as she is half as pretty as her 10/10 figure, she would be considered a top-notch beauty!"

"Streamer, don't make excuses, just tell us whether you dare to approach her or not?"

"That's right, host. It can't be that you haven't really interacted with a beauty of her level and you're nervous, is it?"

"Anchor, I originally believed you were quite brave, don't disappoint us!"

"..."

Of course Han Haocheng wasn't scared to go over and talk!

However, although this woman's figure might meet the standard. Before seeing her complete appearance, he still dared not make a decision too hastily.

After all, there are too many people who have a deceptively good-looking back-view.

Hence, Han Haocheng had no choice but to step forward and speak politely:

"Hello, excuse me."

Hearing this, the lady with a super hot figure suddenly stopped and slowly turned around.

Both the audience and Han Haocheng saw her appearance clearly.

"Is there something you need?"

The lady with a super hot body said with a gentle smile.

"Uh-oh, haha, never-mind. Sorry for bothering you, I got the wrong person."

Han Haocheng responded quickly and immediately turned around to leave.

Seeing this scene, the people in the live-stream room couldn't sit still:

"Pfft, Haha... Look at the anchor's terrified appearance, it's like a mouse seeing a cat!"

"Oh my God, it's not the broadcaster's fault. She looks so darn scary!"

"She's not bad in appearance, certainly not too ugly, but she's just too old. She must be at the least fifty years old."

"The anchor really guessed it correctly! Damn, she was really a back assassin!" (E.N: Well, I dunno if "back assassin" is a slang/ idiom or phrase or just a miss-translation but i couldn't find an appropriate translation for it. So, I just let it be as it is here, because it's funnier. Although, previously I just changed the sentence to portray her good-looking but actually deceiving back.)

"I was almost shocked to death! I can't believe, with this figure, she has such a flabby face. That's too much of a reversal!

"Truly it was, we're truly sorry for bothering you lady. Hahaha! Let's move on to the next target."

"..."

There are two reasons why Han Haocheng fled so swiftly.

At first, even he couldn't help but weave illusions in his mind after encountering such an enchanting back. Yet, upon seeing her face, the gaping chasm between fantasy and reality was too stimulating for Han Haocheng.

In Second, when the lady turned around, his system immediately prompted, 'Does not meet the requirements.' Thus, Han Haocheng naturally knew that if he wasted time on her, he would be unable to complete the task.

Consequently, he had to flee from the scene and look for the next unsuspecting target.

Han Haocheng circled around in the park a few times, found several different types of couples, but none of them met the system's requirements.

"I just want to find a couple with good looks and figures. Are there too few of them these days?"

Han Haocheng suddenly felt that the system's standards were maybe a tad too high?

The audience also made suggestions:

"Streamer, please lower your criteria a little bit. There were a few pairs just now, and we all thought they're okay."

"That's correct, host, your requirements for a great figure and high looks are making this mission nearly impossible."

"Yeah, Exactly! A normal couple will do, anchor. The main thing is to find a man who looks intimidating. That's how it would really work."

"That's right, anchor. If you have such high demands, you may not be able to find someone even if you live broadcast for three days."

"..."

Taking a glance at the barrage of comments, Han Haocheng couldn't help but chuckle and feel exasperated.

Were his requirements so high? It was clearly the system that set the high standards, and Han Haocheng had no choice.

If he could complete tasks and receive rewards based on his standards, it would be great. Alas, the system didn't allow that!

Naturally, Han Haocheng couldn't tell the audience about the system, so he had to answer:

"No, I, Han Haocheng, have high standards for my job. To do it correctly, I want to make it more challenging. I'll keep looking!"

Just as he finished speaking, all of a sudden...

"Vroom!!"

A loud motorcycle suddenly zoomed by the street.

At the front of the motorcycle sat a shirtless guy with a dragon tattoo on his upper body, while behind him was an explosively curvaceous girl with stunning looks.

Just in a flash, Han Haocheng's system promptly rang:

[Detected a couple that meets the requirements. Please complete the specified task as soon as possible.]

"Vroom! Vroom! Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!"

At this moment, six or seven more motorcycles followed closely behind the tattooed guy, all zooming past.

Seeing this scene, Han Haocheng was dumbfounded.

Seriously, these people all looked like delinquents. Moreover, the shirtless tattooed guy in front seemed to be their leader.

'You want me to confront this tattooed biker head-on? This dog system is too ruthless!'

When people in the live-stream room witnessed this scene, they all exclaimed:

"Streamer, that shirtless guy and his tattooed girlfriend are perfect, go ahead and do it!"

"That's right, host, weren't you very demanding? They're a great choice. Just a glance at the girl, and I was charmed by her figure."

"Indeed, this couple is promising, but I don't know if the anchor will be cut in half by the end!"

"Haha, I think it's better to pass. The streamer likes to pull daring challenges, but he's not stupid. This bad young man is not easy to deal with at first glance, right?"

"Seriously, if you encounter a lawless young man like this in his rebellious years, even if Gu Huozi comes, you have to run away immediately." (E.N: 'Houzi' means 'monkey' and 'Gu Houzi' literally means, 'monkey of the valley.' I don't know if he is some famous monkey character or not, but I don't have any better translations.)

"Indeed, they are not of legal age, and still in puberty. They fear nothing, even if it's a life-or-death fight! These rebellious delinquents are willing to risk it all!"

"Forget it host, we're here for audacious live-streaming challenges, not suicidal live-streaming tasks. Let's change to a normal pair of lovebirds."

"To still be able to watch this broadcaster in the future, I also suggest finding someone else. This guy is obviously not easy to mess with."

"..."

The viewers continued to voice their opinions.

It was clear that although they enjoyed riling up the situation, they hadn't completely lost their minds.

After all, many of them were here to get more entertaining content from Han Haocheng.

Therefore, for the sake of safety, the audience advised Han Haocheng to let go of this target.

"OK."

"Now that you guys are saying this.."

"Then I've decided!"

 

The individuals watching the live stream heard Han Haocheng say this, and those who had their hearts in their throats slowly managed to calm down.

But before they could fully relax, they heard the latter half of Han Haocheng's sentence:

"Let's make this couple happy today!"

"No more changes!"

"Today, we're going to dig into this tattooed biker's corner! Hahaha!"

As soon as these words came out, a wave of astonishment swept over everyone.

All the viewers tuned into the live broadcast had their eyes wide open and their mouths agape, struggling to believe what they were hearing.

Is this anchor for real or just faking it?

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