"You have to be faking right? *pfft* Say goodbye to your life; there's no way you can beat anything with no magic."
I really am done for. I can't use magic, so now what am I supposed to do? Wait. Can't I use Demon Energy or Divinity? I think that has to work.
"can't I just use demonic energy or divinity?"
"No, you can't. Demonic energy can only be awakened by demons, and for Divinity, only angels can use it because Divinity can only be given by God."
"so what you're saying is that I have to fight with nothing but only physical weapons?"
If I have to choose a weapon to fight with, then maybe a sword or an axe. Nah, fuck all of that, I'll just use my fists, I'm going to die anyways, so might as well just say, "He fought like a brave hero, a tough one, one who only used his very fists till his last breath." Oh god, I'm sobbing just thinking about it.
"so, i was thinking, how about I just use my fists."
"ARE YOU AN IDIOT? If it wasn't bad enough that you couldn't use magic, you now want to use your fists! What're you going to say next?"
"shut it; i made up my mind already. now teach me how to fight."
"NO! I'm not going to teach you because you're an idiot. Choose something else."
"no, i've already made up my mind. so teach me... please."
"You are! not convincing me, choose something else or I won't teach you anything."
"that's fine just don't teach me anything then. doesn't bother me at all."
I'M GONNA DIE! SOMEONE, PLEASE SAVE ME PLEASE I NEED HELP PLEASE.
"Ok, then I won't."
"fine, you won't....."
"Ok, fine I will *tsk* damn lucky human to have someone like me."
"the trick always works."