ok so quick rundown cuz no one read this shit

i wake up i go downstairs i eat breakfeast i go to school while i forgot we gonna go to a swamp for education or something where i saw something green moving so i go there fall in quicksand and die a quick death

i meet fucking jezus who tells me

jezus: My child how did you die

me: arent you supposed to be all knowing or something you dont see me drowning in quicksand?

jezus: ...

me: and arent you supposed to watch over us or something why you lettin us destroy the planet and all that shit.

jezus: ...

me: and something else why y-

jezus: NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE BRAT I DONT KNOW WHY YOU THINK WE GONNA INTERVERE BUT IF YALL DESTROY THE PLANET THATS NOT MY PROBLEM IM NOT GONNA GO BACK DOWN TO EARTH TO TELL YALL "oh humans it is i jezus i have acended again to tell yall to not destroy the planet now peace" AND DIE AGAIN DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFULL THAT SHIT IS.

me: oh... sorry man i tought that was normal but besides that am i dead

jezus: what do you think? -_-

me: ok do i get reincarnated?

jezus: yes

me: alright can i be a slime with a system that can absorb skills and tran-

jezus: alright shut the fuck up and go to your new world

me: WAIT IM NOT D-