so john rolled back to the cave from where he came from but instead of finding that spider he found another slime
hmm what would happen if i ate another slime? wait wouldnt that be cannibalism? meh im a monster anyway there are no laws for me "engulfes the slime using reshape"
{ability gained bounce}
{20 EXP gained}
{Leveled up to LV 4}
nice i leveled up and can bounce now, i guess i was just rolling everywhere the whole time
whatever i should keep looking for the spider
1 hour and 36 more slimes later
finally i found it, i guess a spider is a rare monster in this cave
now that i think of it is this a cave or a dungeon?
{this is a dungeon}
wait you can talk?
{yes i can and i did but you didnt listen because you where too focused in conferming your wishes}
oh sorry then, can i have a map of this dungeon
{yes you can but arent you about to engage in combat?}
oh yea forgot about that alright lets do this
i should probaby do a sneak attack since they are still 3 levels higher than me
"crawls on celing and flattens himself to blend in" this should do
"crawls to spider and transforms into a spike while using harden to fall on the spider"
DING
bro did that even do something?
HP 37/45
guess it did but now i dont have the element of surprise no more
SPLAT
that didnt do damage? guess cuz i am a slime i dont take physical damage or something
i should still take damage by fire tough
since i cant take damage let me try somethi-
SPLAT
"splits into 2 smaller slimes"
{ability learned split}
nice now i can double team this motherfucker
hey can you transform into an axe really quick so i can chop this guy down thank you
"starts hammering away at the spider
HP 32/45
HP 26/45
HP 19/45
heh thats what you get you stu- AAAAAAAAAUGH
SINCE WHEN CAN YOU SPIT POISON AT ME
{clone1 HP 6/15 you HP 8/20}
FUCK YOU "transforms into an bow and arrow ad shoots the spiders head"
HP 3/45
"arrow inside head starts turning onto a dozend little spikes wiggeling around inside the spider"
HP 0/45
{gained ability web making}
{gained ability poison spray}