wtf just happened?... and where the fuck am i?

it looks like im in an cave... so am i a slime?

yup im definitly a slime since i look like a puddle of water and do i have a system

"system pops up" hello user

yep i definitly have a system too... status?

race:slime

lv1

exp 0/10

hp 20/20

strenght 1

defense 0

agility 2

abilities

skill absorption (absorb other things to gain their skills)

inspect (see other things status

skill absorption?... well i did ask for that i guess, thanks jezus

so how does it work? does it have to be living creatures? can they be dead? can it be an object? lets try i guess "absorbs a rock"

{skill gained harden}

{1 EXP gained}

oh cool so it does work wait is that a spider? can i absorb that? WAIT THATS NOT A NORMAL SPIDER WHY THE FUCK IS THAT THING MY SIZE MAN I GOTTA RUN

wait lets inspect it first

race cave spider

lv 7

HP 45/45

strenght 21

defence 27

agility 16

abilitys

web making LV3

poison fangs LV4

nope im still running from that motherfucker

"half an hour of running later"

did i get away? and where the fuck am i its bright here

i must have ran out of the cave i guess

well lets absorb some more shit then