"I don't get it." "Get what?" Said Trenza and Diddy, respectively, as they sat beside each other on Nimbus while flying through the sky, enjoying the moonlight night.
"Given how many times you've pumped full of your virile seed, how have I not gotten pregnant yet? I mean, given how much semen you produce, do you know how many women you could've gotten pregnant by now?" Asked Trenza as she glanced at Diddy while patting her stomach, which was slightly bulging from the excessive amount of semen he had released inside her.
"Oh, that? I'm currently sterile, that's why. Otherwise, we would probably have thirty children." Replied Diddy lightly with a yawn as he laid down while glancing at Trenza, who raised her eyebrows in surprise.
"Sterile? So that means you couldn't get me pregnant no matter how hard you tried? That sucks; I'd love to breastfeed my own little monkey child; I'm they'd be super cute!" Declared Trenza with a depressed sigh as she leaned back, resting her head onto Diddy's chest, while her hand reached into his pants, stroking his flaccid cock.
"With what breasts? Can those small things even produce milk?" "Hmph, for the record, Captain, just because they aren't big like Janet's, Chala's, Reiju's, Freyja's, Hancock's, Robin's, Nami's, Bonny's, or pretty much any other woman we've meet, doesn't mean they're small! And yes, they can produce milk… I think… I need to get pregnant to know for sure." Stated Diddy and Trenza, respectively, as he glanced at her small chest, only for her grunt as she tightly clenched his testicles while sternly lecturing him, causing him to growl.
"Hmph, I'm only sterile right now. Once I've achieved my goal, I'll stop sterilizing my seed." Said Diddy with a frown as he glanced at Trenza before closing his eyes, enjoying her soft hand stroking his large shaft.
"Eh? Well, you did say 'currently sterile'. Welp, that's good to know. But why did you sterilize yourself? Did you not want any children or anything?" Asked Trenza curiously as she gazed at Diddy while slowly lowering herself to his crotch, still hungry for more of his cock.
"I'm only 17; why would I be interested in having children? Besides, I don't like the thought of using rubbers or whatever, so this is much easier." Replied Diddy lightly as he glanced at Trenza, who devoured his large cock to its base, using her masterful technique to wring him dry of semen, a sight that would cause Freyja to proudly smile.
"Vubbel's? (Rubber's?)" Asked Trenza with a raised eyebrow as she glanced at Diddy, who was enjoying the vibrations of her throat on his cock.
"Nothing. Just sing a song." Stated Diddy lightly as he waved his hand, his words causing Trenza to tilt her head in confusion.
"Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho…" Said Trenza lightly as she sang while blowing Diddy's cock, causing him to growl in satisfaction.
While listening to Trenza poorly sing Bink's sake, mainly because she was devouring my cock at the same time, we continued to fly through the air toward our destination, and I don't know what overcame her, but she didn't let go of my cock, though not like I was complaining.
'She's usually not this horny. Hmm, confusing.' Mused Diddy lightly as he softly grunted while glancing at Trenza, who eagerly drank his semen, draining his testicles in a way that a professional whore would be amazed.
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"So this was our destination? Why did we come–Ohhh, now I see. Captain, you're fucking crazy. Yet I love it!" Asked Trenza in confusion as she rubbed her head, gazing into the thick fog, only for her eyes to widen while she turned and looked at Diddy, who was grinning.
A few moments later, we exited the fog and finally appeared before my home, Zou, atop the walking behemoth known as Zunesha; however, while it may just be my imagination, he seemed more lively than before.
Shrugging my shoulders as I didn't care one bit about what he was feeling like, I commanded Nimbus to bring us to the front of Zunesha, which it did, and a minute later, we were now floating roughly a kilometer in front of Zunesha.
"How do you plan to get his attention?" Asked Trenza as she covered her eyes while glancing at Diddy, who simply chuckled before narrowing his eyes, causing a wave of conqueror's haki to wash over his surroundings like a gentle tsunami.
As I'm a reasonable person, I didn't outright attack Zunesha; instead, I let my presence be known first, which did the job as he stopped walking and shifted his focus to me, though given that his eyes were so sunken into his face it was hard to tell where he was actually looking.
"OOUEHHOGHGHOHHHG!" Said Zunesha, his loud voice shaking the very air while Trenza gritted her teeth in pain.
"I can't fucking hear anything! Tell him to shut up!" Yelled Trenza loudly as she gritted her teeth before shoving her head into Nimbus, further muffling Zunesha's voice, though it wasn't quite enough.
Clicking my tongue, I took a deep breath before releasing a roar with all of my might, one so powerful that I matched Zunesha's overpowering voice.
"QUIET!!!" Yelled Diddy loudly, his words causing Zunesha to slightly raise his eyebrow before quieting down.
'Tsk, finally. I nearly ruptured my vocal cords.' Thought Diddy with a painful expression as he rubbed his throat while Trenza removed her head from Nimbus.
"Urgh, has he finally shut up? I can barely hear anything." Asked Trenza in annoyance as she rubbed her ears while glancing at Diddy before looking at Zunesha in anger.
"Yeah, he's quiet. Now, I need you to translate for me." Said Diddy lightly as he sat down on the edge of Nimbus and glanced at Trenza, who grumbled under her breath before standing up and nodding.
"Haa, fine, let's just get this over with, but I demand you eat me out on the way home." Remarked Trenza lightly as she snapped her eyes at Diddy, who dismissively nodded, causing her to huff while shifting her focus to Zunesha.
"Alright, so what do you want me to say?" "Tell him that he must serve as our war elephant and carry our troops to the top of the Red Line to destroy Mariejois." Said Trenza and Diddy, respectively, as he glanced at Trenza, who nodded before closing her eyes and focusing.
"Cin must bui- sui mín dagr- anabon a carrui mín troops na i caw -o i naru tí na destroui Mariejois." Said Trenza as she gazed at Zunesha, speaking in a tongue only people of her race knew, which allowed her to communicate between everything.
Tilting my head at Trenza's weird language, I gazed at Zunesha, curious to see his response, though from his response, he didn't seem all too pleased.
"So, what did he say?" "He said, and I quote, 'No, only Joyboy can and will command me. He will be the one to destroy the world government.' I'm pretty sure he also told you to fuck off several times." Said Diddy and Trenza, respectively, as she gazed at the latter, awkwardly coughing towards the end, causing him to nod.
"Hmm, I see. Tell him he will listen to my orders, or I'll kill him." Stated Diddy with a feral smirk as he glanced at Trenza, who nodded before taking another breath.
"Cin will vedui- na Captain's conn-'s ben ho will belth- cin. Hmm, yep, he said no, Captain, so you can just go ahead and kill him; please do so quickly." Said Trenza as she looked at Zunesha before shifting her focus to Diddy with a faint smile, plopping onto her stomach, eagerly kicking her legs back and forth.
"Hehe, amusing." Muttered Diddy with a smirk as he stood up and unholstered Naga-sa while his haki violently surged in response.
Coating my bo-staff in haki and lightning, I firmly planted my feet and raised Naga-sa into the air behind me while I narrowed my eyes at Zunesha, who slammed his trunk right at us.
"That's… Pretty damn scary." Muttered Trenza wryly as she gazed at the rapidly approaching trunk.
Raising my leg, using my haki, I created a shield surrounding us, and the moment Zunesha's trunk hit, a massive gash appeared on his trunk while we didn't so much as budge.
"You've been alive for this fucking long and haven't learned haki? I would've killed myself a hundred times over if I were you." Said Diddy with a wicked grin as he ignored Zunesha's roar of pain, which angered Trenza.
"Ugh, fucking kill him already!" Yelled Trenza loudly, causing Diddy to chuckle as he violently swung his bo-staff.
"Hahaha, Beastly Incursion!" Stated Diddy with a feral grin as he leaped forward, swinging his rapidly growing bo-staff with incredible strength.
Just as I was about to smash Zunesha's body to bits, I heard Trenza faintly yelling at me to stop, causing me to click my tongue as I narrowly missed him. At the release of my attack, the fog surrounding us rapidly dispersed, revealing the ocean for miles around us while the sky was clear as day.
"H-He said yes." Said Trenza in annoyance as she looked at Zunesha before glancing at Diddy, who holstered his bo-staff while smirking.
"Heh, that was easy." Remarked Diddy with a smirk as he sat down beside Trenza, who quietly cursed Zunesha.