Deadpool Shoots Himself

In the depths of a newborn universe, a cultivator takes advantage of the abundant energy to refine himself a treasure. But after 14 billion years of refining and quite a few more to go, he decides to entertain himself by releasing countless systems and watching how the creatures of this fledgling universe handle them. On Earth, a young man, lost and confused about what to do with his life, sits in a park and looks up at the night sky. A shooting star, a wish and a bang. When the boy finally wakes up he hears a sound, "assimilation complete. Launching System. Welcome to the Midnight Inn. Host Designation: The Innkeeper." Discord: https://discord.gg/yqCkHedcUP Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61551387105778 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theinnkeepernovel?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

It is said that when all four doors of fate are closed, a person is left with no option. Similarly, this is the story of Kayal Tomar's life. Happiness returns even before it comes to his life. And by doing this, Kayal Tomar falls in love with Aarav, but what kind of compulsion would there be that Kayal shoots her future husband on the wedding day? To know more, read my novel "Kayal".

Dumar, bio-engineered assassin, shoots himself in the head in an attempt to escape the purpose he was created for. Upon wakening, Dumar finds himself in a plain, stone built room with simple wooden furnishings and no décor. He also finds he is paralysed. Transported to another world by Grethron, a necromancer, to kill his brother Malthrom, Dumar realises he will never be free of the fate he has been created for, even killing himself had not changed anything. Grethron takes Dumar to the palace to see the queen who apologises to Dumar for her brother-in-law’s defiling of his soul. Dumar discovers Grethron’s brother, Malthrom, invaded the kingdom before and is gearing up to do the same again. Using his necromancy, Malthrom enslaves unwilling people to join his army and begins his march north. Dumar is drawn in and honoured by the people but will he break his own vow never to kill or let the people he has come to care for suffer?

This story is a tale of a Goddess and a mix of low sci-fi and low fantasy. First Arc: This story would focus on the main character Morgana's first week with daily fun schedule from nine to five. During the first week from December 25th to December 31st, Morgana would strengthen empire's military power and host Red Wine Brew Contest, Music Contest, Dance Contest, and Thriller Storytelling Contest. Second Arc: This would focus on the main character Morgana's second week. During the second week from January 1st to January 7th, Morgana would host Talent Show Contest, Costume Dressing Design Contest, Unicorn Riding Contest, Car Racing Contest, Statue Carving Contest and Romance Storytelling Contest. Third Arc: This would focus on the main character Morgana's third week. During the third week from January 8th to January 16th, Morgana would host Piano Performance Contest, Poetry Writing Contest, Painting Contest, Shooting Contest, Taming Contest and Fantasy Storytelling Contest.

|WATTPAD CREATORS PROGRAM · WEEKLY TO BI-WEEKLY UPDATES| A troubled veteran attempts to forget the past by volunteering at Patriots Point Naval and Maritime Museum, but it proves difficult when he's close to the plane that changed his life forever--the Corsair. *** Retired Navy pilot William Beckington never planned to move on after The Incident and has lived with the guilt for seventy years. After failed attempts with PTSD counselors, his daughter recommends that he begin volunteering on the aircraft carrier CV-10 in Charleston, South Carolina. Reluctantly, Bill agrees, but his decision proves difficult when he stumbles back into the world of Corsairs, the plane he'd rather forget. Seeing that The Incident still haunts him, Bill's new friends attempt to help him remember his long-lost joy; he attends Bulldog Tours, learns the stories of other veterans, and strangely finds himself near the Corsair more than he would like. While nothing will free his mind from the traumatizing memory of accidentally shooting his friend down, Bill must find a way to push past his grief and guilt to live the life he is meant to live--and rekindle Ted's legacy before he succumbs. *** *This is an enjoyable story to write. I hope y'all enjoy it as much as I do and are ready to learn some history!* *Bill and the Whistling Death falls under the Wildcard Category--with elements of Historical Fiction, Adventure, Literary Fiction, Drama, and slight Coming-of-Age. There is also a queer side character--just FYI, but it stays quiet because of the time Bill served.* Are you curious about the airplanes we have at Patriots Point? Feel free to check them out! https://www.patriotspoint.org/things-to-do/aircraft

In the depths of Tobaballe, Nin Urtuan is working as hard as he can to rise up. But with so much competition, it seems like only luck will get you a better life. One day, in a seemingly unfortunate turn of events where he runs into the voluptuous and mysterious Spire-Lord, Iishar Ho. Taking Nin with her, she shows him a secret within the Crown, a means to get ahead. The path of least resistance is so enamouring.  Setting out for the shores of the Molten Sea, at the base of the holy Anvil-Peak Mountain, Nin loses himself in the wonder of it. Behind his back, another deal unfolds, luck not for him, but for those high above in the Crown. A slaver of an unknown, spine-quilled race shoots him unconscious. The slaver loads him up, ready to ship Nin and so many others off to Jherikra.  A land of towering mountains, emerald winds, arcane beauty and monstrous horror! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No rewrites going on right now. (Multi-PoV, 1st Person) For reference: (If a chapter is marked with a ---- before Base, Incline or Peak, it means it is being edited throughout the day.)

Ray Kaine, a skilled fighter turned office worker, finds himself on a bus, and after a terrible accident ends up in front of a god, who informs Ray that he himself shall now become a god.

The Norse god Modi son of Thor found himself in the realm of Greece in attempt to prove himself worthy of the term god.

After nearly been killed by his classmates, Dave found himself running along the street until a giant meteor strike hit him. Moments later, he woke up only to find the world around him in chaos. It’s an Apocalypse! [Welcome user, you have been granted the beast taming system!] [Combat Skill: Black Belt] [Swordsmanship Skill: 100% Skilled] [Gun Shooting Skill: 100% Accurate] [All Skill has been Maxed out, but Energy point is needed to tame, control and summon beasts] To obtain energy points, he needs to be in an interaction with the opposite gender; a female. The interactions were things that Dave hadn’t done before, but he was more than excited to try it all. “Is it just to kiss to obtain energy points? I’ll gladly kiss her.” “Wait that isn’t enough? I need to explore her body instead? Okay, no worries!” With this, he had another side goal, and that was to create a harem of girls to aid him in his journey to become strong in this chaotic world. Join Dave as he became even more stronger, tamed numerous beasts, and fought down whosoever stands against his goals.

"What are you thinking about?" "I'm thinking about a guy." Di Xiao stopped in the middle of a deep kiss and sighed. His lips began to form a smile, but his fierce glare said otherwise. Possessiveness and jealousy spread across his sculpted face. "Will you tell me his name?" His easygoing and languid voice reached her ears. "Why?" "So that I can shoot him down." .......... Check out my patreon.com/Prabin776

After forming a blood pact with the Saint and Demon ladies, the good-for-nothing young boy obtained the Yin-Yang divine veins, learned the art of alchemy and martial arts, and dominated the world. The young Shen Xiang had a romantic encounter with a goddess and a witch, and obtained their supreme inheritance, acquired a divine vein that defied the heavens, learned peerless magical skills, and mastered superb alchemy techniques, which made him very successful on the road of martial arts... When he was hungry, he would refine some pills as snacks, when he was lonely, he would flirt with the high and mighty goddess, when he was bored, he would play with those martial arts masters who came to ask for pills, and when he was tired, he would let the delicate wives around him give him massages... Author : Silent little thief

TamI’ll provide Hallie Wynter thirty days.Thirty days of living with me some time recently I’ll wed her.Thirty days for her to tell me no, so I can shoot her running back to my family’s greatest match – her father.She might act intense, but I do n’t misdoubt my capability to break her.She’s so guiltless. So naive.The young lady will be requesting to go domestic by the time I’m done with her. HallieTam Cornell is as well ancient for me; as well difficult, as well cold, as well everything.It was noway assumed to be him.I know he’s pushing me, attempting to shoot me back to a father who's fair as merciless as he is.He considers he can stun me with his unprintable words and rough touch, but nothing he can uncover me to will make me take off. My father has continuously guided me family is everything.And in thirty days Tam Cornell will come my family, as well, whether he likes it or not. Find the heart- dashing world of the Mafia Delegated. Leo Cornell is a reasonable- haired demon with an ice-blue aspect that cuts right through me.Thinking he’ll get his retribution on my father, he’s stolen me from one imprisonment and landed me straight in another. But he’s not the as it were controller around. I’ll turn his outrage to work for my possess devices.He considers he’ll destroy me, but he’s guarding me from somebody worse.He fair does n’t know it yet.I trapped Kaja from her bed in the center of night like a creature in a puck- tale.My arrange to corrupt her will make her dangerous father feel my pain.But as I get to know her, she stirs product interior me I allowed was long dead.I know it’s off-base, but her slim body and sleek dull hair interest me.I call her my Raven Will I set her free some time recently I devastate her?

Want a girlfriend? Akira does too. Want to shoot fireballs? Akira's all for it. want to get your soul bond to a Asur girl? Not so much—but he wasn’t given a choice. After a fateful encounter, Akira’s soul is tied to Raz, a mysterious Asur, and dragged to the perilous World of Nexus. Sharing one body, they must navigate dangerous foes, ancient secrets, and the curse that binds them. Can they break free before their shared existence tears them apart? Dive into Nexus Bond and find out!

It's going to be based on the anime That Time I got reincarnated as a slime but you will notice the slight differences. Dione was at the prime of her career leading in all fields of business and acting. On the way to one of her shoots in Japan the necks for anime her excitement couldn't be contained but as she was on her private jet she had a gut feeling that something was going to happen and her instincts are usually right. When she was about to tell one Stuarts to have the pilot turn back the plane started to fall. When she next opened her eyes She couldn't believe where she was.

In a dystopian alternate reality where genetic experimentation has gone wrong, and cybernetic ascension is the new focus, Alex, a high schooler, awakens in a clandestine laboratory only to discover he's been reincarnated as a clone of an ancient, shape-shifting humanoid. Alex attempts to escape captivity, only to be thwarted by his classmates, now cybernetic puppets of the world government organisation “Ascension”, who cruelly shoot Alex in the head despite recognising him. Mysteriously surviving the killing blow, Alex awakens in a wasteyard of the Genesis District, where all failed genetic experiments, derogatorily referred to as the “Flawed”, live in misery and oppression. Enraged by the betrayal of his classmates and the inhumane treatment of the Flawed, Alex sets on a path of vengeance and revolution, unearthing dark secrets about a lost and forgotten past, opposing Ascension, and discovering his evolutionary potential…which may turn out to be more powerful than he could ever imagine… --- Upload Schedule --- Guaranteed Upload: Mon, Wed, Fri *Release timings are not fixed, will vary due to author's real life schedule, might change in the future, depending on reader comments / reviews.

As a school shooting unfolds, Oliver is trapped in a waking nightmare, shadowed by Sayers—a figure only he can see whose cryptic whispers both guide and unnerve him. Amid the chaos, Oliver is forced to confront the darkness within himself and those around him as the fragile line between survival and surrender blurs. Hours is a haunting exploration of trauma, moral collapse, and the chilling truths we hide, all unfolding in real-time.

Kachito Mishimura is a man who seeks to become the Heavenly Swordsman, an esteemed position within the world of Han'ei. Together with many he will meet upon his journey, Kachito will shoot for the stars to become the strongest in his own era. This work is a prequel to Heavenly Swordsman: World Redux and will be released alongside it. This is also a remake of said prequel, to improve quality of the original Wattpad series.

Harley Davis was your average coffee-slinging comic book nerd living a perfectly ordinary life in Miami—until he fell asleep reading his favorite Deadpool comic and woke up in a grimy New York City apartment. His prized comic? Still with him. His normal life? Gone. And his new reality? Let’s just say it feels suspiciously like a Marvel crossover event gone horribly wrong. When Wolverine shows up claiming Harley’s comic has broken the multiverse and Deadpool bursts in with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, Harley’s life takes a turn for the absurd. Suddenly, he’s not just a barista; he’s the unwitting center of a cosmic calamity involving malfunctioning dimensions, bickering superheroes, and a fourth wall that’s practically in shambles. Armed with his encyclopedic knowledge of Marvel lore, a knack for sarcastic banter, and a growing suspicion that Deadpool is enjoying this way too much, Harley must navigate a chaotic multiverse filled with quirky allies, terrifying foes, and plot twists that could rival any comic book. Can a regular guy with zero powers survive a world where the rules of reality bend like rubber? Or will Harley’s journey end in a disaster big enough to wipe out the entire multiverse? One thing’s for sure: it’s going to be a wild, laugh-out-loud ride through a story that blurs the line between fandom and reality.

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Cain was living his best life as the leader of CROSS, a gang ruling Zone A, District 4. At 21, thanks to constant cigarettes and booze, he looked older than his years. He didn’t finish college or have a job, but he made a living through “guard fees” from local markets and his shady side business. One night, his life turned upside down when a shooting star crashed through his window, transforming into a cute fairy girl in a pink dress and rabbit hat, who declared herself the Idol-Idol Goddess! Now, Cain has to juggle being a gang leader and a rising idol star. Can he balance both lives without blowing his cover? [RPG System Style. No Harem. Drama. Romance. Face Slapping. Idol. Magical Realism. Urban Setting. Beautiful Female Lead. Strong ML. Smart ML. Handsome ML. Cold ML] XD

Gianna's life came to an abrupt and tragic end when her lover framed her for a crime she didn’t commit, leading to her fall from a cliff. Unexpectedly, she is granted a second chance at life, this time under a new identity—as a local girl in a different city. In this new life, Gianna is determined to rise to the top once more, untempted by beauty or seduction. But what happens when her lover from her past life—the man who never gave her a second glance—recognizes her again? And what if he decides to pursue her relentlessly this time? Will she risk her heart for him again, or will she finally set herself free? #Excerpt# “What the heck do you want, Mr. Grey?” Gianna’s face was etched with a frown as she stared at the man before her. “You.” Gianna shook her head. “I’m not available,” she said, shooting him a hard look. “Better go find someone else.” “You are the only one for me, Gianna, and you always will be.”

Zou Yue jumped to the side, dodging an extended claw of a growling zombie. A pair of warm hands gripped his small waist from behind and pulled him over to a sturdy chest. The same pair of hands slowly groped his chest. “Brother fan w—what are you doing?!” Zou carefully looked up at him. Fan Xui smirked mysteriously at him and removed the huge shades stylishly. A clear pair of eyes met Zou’s challengingly. “since I saved you just now, why don’t you give me a kiss?” “you... you can see!!! Aren’t you blind!!!” Zou Yue glanced in shock. He pushed himself for of his body. Fan Xui laughed out loud, gently caressing Zou’s long black hair. “are you gonna leave me now?,” he continued groping his barely their chest through his girly tank top. “Fuck yeah!! Let go you poser.” he pushed him away and started shooting the zombies outside with renewed passion. Fan suddenly caught his wrist. “You bastard, what are you doing, let go of my hand. The zombies are coming!!!” “Hmm okay,” Fan Xui let go. He swiftly snapped a fluffy handcuff snugly on his wrist, tying them both together. “Now we are tied together for live and death,” “FAN. XUI!! Get this off of me!” Zou growled at him, but the young man just laughed happily. “Sigh, you are beautiful even when you are angry, dear,” Fan Xui whispered and pulled him up for a passionate kiss. He gently bit those soft lips and moaned. “Delicious,” Letting go, he slowly waved his hand towards the upcoming zombies and they are reduced to ashes.

Zhu Kang, a trafficked soul, was captured by an evil organization and was stripped of his real memories. Unaware of the dangers he worked for this evil corporation as a system. One day, all of a sudden, fifteen men dressed in black started a shoot-out killing all the other systems. In desperation, Kang threw himself into a transmigration device that tossed his soul into a random world. "System 202 has escaped.... a-again.....” one of the black-clothed men said. Trembling, he glanced at their team leader. Kai Alden gritted his teeth. “You let him slip away so easily! Send me into that world. I will capture my dear System and bring him back here,”

R-18 coming... After reincarnation into the Isekai world. He went into a shut-in life while hunting in a dungeon. After 7 years. He realizes! He is already the strongest person out there in any world. After that, he saved a girl. Got himself a waifu. Took her as an apprentice. And found how she was insisting on getting him more girls. Saving a nine-tailed bloodline demi-human. He got himself a godly servant. Saving a princess, he got himself a kingdom. Saving a noble lady with a cute girl. He got himself a mother & daughter pair. Well, in short, just come and read, buddy. / The image did not belong to me. If the real creator wants me to change it, please contact me in review and comment section.

Story Synopsis: (Suck at making a summary but here it is) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arial Bozzeli was an Astro-Biologist. Usually, an Astro-Biologist would go on a space expedition researching planets, plants, and lifeforms facing the dangers of the environments; however, staying in the comfort of her own planet and examining extinct alien species was the peaceful life she wanted while indulging in her curiosity about alien life. All the while she wished for this upon a shooting star, she didn't expect the star to come barreling towards her with a life-form that would cause her mayhem. Space pirates, mercenaries, evil organizations, and rich assholes came one after the other, looking to dissect what was inside of her. From then on, all kinds of danger she didn't want were drawn towards her. --------------------------------------------------------------------------

“Up, down, down, left, right, haha, I can resist twenty shots,” John said disdainfully to the group of gang members who were shooting at him. A young man who has reached the peak of all three moral values in the 21st century, accidentally came to the west of 1899 in the story mode of Red Dead Redemption 2. - tags: Transmigration, business management, system, - Update Schedule: 1 chapter per day

Hikaro Ryota, 17 years old, was expelled from his school and shortly after, from his home. He was wandering aimlessly when, suddenly, he became the victim of a shooting. He ends up reincarnating in another world, but in an abrupt manner; he simply wakes up in a new place. When he wakes up, he is attacked by a wolf with red eyes. Just as the wolf is about to strike and injures him, Hikaro is teleported, and his wound heals instantly. He possesses the ability of Immortal Teleport, which allows him to teleport before dying. However, the teleportation is random and only occurs when he's on the brink of death.

I slammed my fists against my temples, the pain shooting through my skull like a jagged lightning bolt. "What's wrong with you, Hailey?" I screamed, my voice echoing off the hospital room walls. "Why can't you remember? Just remember who you were!" The machines surrounding me sprang to life, their beeps and alarms blaring in a cacophony of sound. My heart rate spiked, and my hormones surged, sending my body into a frenzy. Suddenly, a flurry of white coats burst into the room. Nurses rushed to my side, their faces etched with concern. One of them quickly injected a sedative into my IV, and I felt my eyelids growing heavy. As the darkness closed in, I caught a glimpse of the nurses' worried faces, their mouths moving in slow motion as they spoke words I couldn't quite hear. The machines continue to beep and whirl, their sounds fading into the distance as I succumbed to the darkness.

After reporting crimes at his school, Liam becomes the scapegoat for a system desperate to protect its reputation, labeled a liar and cast aside. Inspired by Alan Andrews's fiery speech after a school shooting, Liam decides to expose the corruption he uncovers, only to find himself fighting a dangerous battle against an institution willing to destroy him to maintain its facade. As threats and manipulation escalate, Liam is pushed to his limits, testing his resilience and resolve. PowerLess explores the devastating cost of seeking justice in a world designed to silence the truth, forcing Liam to confront what it truly means to stand up against an unforgiving system.

Cool breeze… Smell… Warm… Smoke… Hot. “Gasp!” My eyes shoot open and dart around the room. Left - table, right - chart, left - machine, right - small tube. It doesn’t take me long, I know I am in a hospital. My throat is dry, my hands are close to numb, and my voice doesn’t seem to work. “Heh… Heelllpah…”