Chapter 23 - The professional noob

- 2tails:Madamme and miss, I will serve as an intermediary, since your son is exhausted from the previous happenings he took, could I humbly ask you to let us greet you after our long journey to your more than stunning apartment?

WHAT ARE YOU OR RATHER HOW DARE AND SPEAK AND HOW DID YOU BECAME A NOBLE??? I mean he was not lying a single word, but still

- Mother: Oh, what a humble, nice knight, how could I turn you down after this?

2TAAAIIIILS WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGG SHE IS MY MOTHER

After that and a few shocks, they nicely let us in, though he asked, to not to take off our shoes, because he trusts them, but it is a code. They guided us to the living room, even made us coffee, then the battle began.

- Mother: Oh, my dear son, where were you in these years and what a nice lady you got there next to you, is she a noble? You even need a bodyguard, do not tell me, you became someone in tha high society in secret, oh dear, oh my, I am so happy to see you.

Ah come on, I apologize for the word cliché, lie and to the acting of the world, every synonyms of it/them and everything remotely related to it/them... I mean, yeah, there is a part of her, who is geniunely happy, but my 2 companions faces must have been made from steel, that those does have no reaction after knowing what is behind... Motheeer, it is embarassing, I wanted revenge, but now I want to go to the end of the world, crouch and cry, what have I done.

- Me: Yes, I certainly have been in an important place or two, I had to deal with my PHD-s and exchange informations, I can not tell, but my loving wife, Eve was always here for me and she helped and loved me with everything she got, so I can not be happier, but I always thought of my mother and family, who raised me, so it is not much, but please accept this humble, little gift, my bodyguard will give to you.

- Mother: Oh my, what a rare chocolate, thank you and thank you Eve for looking after our son instead of us, I can not be more sorry to not to contact you.

At this point Bell nearly jumped out the window, it is hilarious, she plays maid while I enjoy the show.

- 2tails: Madamme khm, I am sorry, where can I smoke? I am sorry to speak, if you are not OK with it, then I humbly ask you, to forget my interruption of this touching family reunion.

- Mother: Oh my, my son must pay you very well, to be able to purchase such luxurious items, the balcony is OK.

So 2tails got his kirisu pipe and smoked, he just could not bear it any longer, just to mention it, Bell was looking at it shocked, since kirisu pipes are really rare, she mudt thought how much money this guy, who I turned down and had the chance for years has...

- Me: How are my brother and father if I may ask?

- Mother: Your father is at work and your brother is working in the next room of Bell's on the next gen something chip we will get, but that is all I could say, hehe, sorry, my blabbering...

So my brother still lives home??? My brother???? Their precious everything??? That is just plan is done I can not describe it... And Bell lives here, but does not sleep with him??? Noooo way...

Then back to earth we chatted for a bit, it became a bit embarrassing, Eve must have thought of us as losers and 2tails played on his phone until he gave a sign, that enough, this is harrassment, we need to go. Also his eyes were round and huge, like something is more than not OK. I hated to not to brag to my brother, since he was a reason too, that I had to survive this much, but maybe it is a reason, that I have Eve and the book, what makes me more, than happy.

So I said my goodbye, made a few mental picture about them shocked and ran to my next "Conference". Yeah... I took it too far. But what came next was like an atonement...