The plan for this time was cinema, hands touch accidentally, restaurant, not that cheap, not that expensive, still gives the vibe, I will ask you out, then the big question, take her home.
Naaaaah, the first 2 is true, I keep it cool, then the wipes for her crying and for me laughing out my stomach.
Just for you know, I am not a bad person, but still I not just defend my friends, but I lend you a hand and throw you 50 meter, if you screw with me. Actually, that could be called charity, because you does not need to a thing. Maybe I ask a little money from Bell.
We met in front of the cinema, Eve was behind us, she was entertained by the 3d movie, even she was downloading all datas of humanity ever written down and knew what will happen. Her drooling nearly made the plan go south, but her face drooling, watching the 3d movie without glasses made me a little smile.
When we reached the restaurant, we ordered a classic dinner, for couples, it is cheaper (I feel bad all the restaurants, who even have to make the waiters and waitresses ask awkward questions for obviously fake couples...).
We laughed, and meanwhile she went to powder her nose and prepare herself to the humiliation, I asked the book for an engagement ring.
So awesome. Literally the time of my life. Feeling bad could not be further, than this.
Eve tailed us and ordered a normal menu looking sad, Bell even pointed her out and laughed(Oh come on, next time you will be kidnapping teddy bears of kindergarteners?).
The moment came.
Perfect.
Under a bridge, sky is clear, distance, cool, looks, cool, 3, 2...
Eve was walking at a pace she gets behind me when I said the following line:
1: Dear, since I saw you I knew, that I want us to be together, you might felt it, but I know, that you want to be my other part, until we live and until the stars are stars, would you marry me?.
This is the line, what made the term ladykiller.
Belle walked without a sound in front of me, seriously, I could not notice her, Bell too.
As Bell was looking up with a satisfied face, what needs only 1 last hit, the phone recording. Eve looked at me, nearly screamed and her heart pounded for real, she was naive, but also I realized at that moment, that I mean it. That I saw her and I want it. I want to see the sun, the moon, the stars every day and night arm in arm with this girl.
Eve screamed: -Yes I love you really, not from play, really, not from order or sooner or later, I saw you and knew you will love me for real and I know i screw up the situation and sorry for disobeying, I take any punishment, but if you mean it, then yes, Yes, YESSS.
Bell looked up the picture of a 5/10 guy asking a girl(who she did not even knew about) to marry her, with a diamond, what makes drool all the robbers.
- Bell: Excuse me miss, she just asked me to marry her and no, capital letter No.
- Eve: That can not be right. My lover definetly put my name in that ring, is your name Eve? Also, who are you? You look like jelaous, may I ask you am I in the way? I mean little children like you can not have this, come back, when you are over like puberty or playing in the sand crying for your pacifier.
You know, there are moments, when you should not speak but more exactly should not exist. This can be at court, when your mom opens a door while you watch porn or simply: WHEN TWO GIRLS START A CONVERSATION. I think if I had not waited and smoked while these two started killing each other, I was transparent. At that moment or time, I was simply not existing. And I knew, that I move an inch towards them, I go to the meatgrinder and it is over for me.
I did not feel thrill, it was like I was laying on those screensaver with a blue sky and green grass and just feeling all right.
20 minutes later they gave up and I was alive again.
- me: Eve, shall we go and announce the engagement to the family?
Bell came to laugh like overkill, to destroy me. Yet she had no information, Eve cleverly did not say anything about our relationship, only made her enemy know, that he became dust, what kids kicking at the edge of the city, when they are bored.
I was not feeling sorry, I was only realyzing, that how much more can a single glimpse at a girl change. It sucked ass for my whole youth, when I looked at Bell and thought, I could be someone. With Eve, she was just sitting there, at the moment I knew nothing, what I can gain through her or how can I use her. It was pure. No intention. I just knew it will happen.
- Eve: Let us be on our way, I only hope my hand will not hurt because of this diamond pulling it down.
Hook, line and sinker.
I was so happy, having this smile is like otherwordly. Feels like I became the biggest man ever. The first man on the moon, whatever, you understand.
And this is how my long lasting love, marriage and perfect life started with Eve.