As we sit together, at that more than horrifying night, what you did not expect! happened... A guy came with a small bunch of papers sweating and nearly spitting out his lungs...
-2tails: Heyya young folks, congratulations, by the way, I really promise, last thing, last! You remember your wish? I mean it was hilarious, you did great, only I did it a liiiittle bit wrong. So here I am without water and cigs, please I am begging... There is a problem. You can do too much. As you expect, there are more like you and more like me and if we have more, we need a quick something, what you decide. You do not know, since you does not have the thingie on your head. But as for know, legally, you are an outlaw. Because of persons, who are unknown. So, I have aaan offer. You two spend a beautiful, nice honeymoon, in a place I have no clue about, so no more me, iiiin exchange, you will not be a king or hero of the world amd stuff. Also, you have an own nice world, well, kinda, but promise. You only say yes, now I will wait, even years, decades, millenias, you can refuse, no more me for you, but prepare... This is for your own good. Take me lightly, whatever, I geniunely want good for you and all of my clients.
- me: So basically, we say yes, get put out somewhere, sometime, not this world of horror and live as happy as we can on the condition of not interfering with the future of it? How can I say no? I mean, you are right, this was/is fast and it really looks like you are toying with me, but I want 0 of this world for me and for my wife.
- 2tails: My savior, now I will not get chewed and you will not be on the run until the world ends, what depends on me, does not happen in the near future. Heck yeah. Let us go or you go tralalalalala, one thing, my water and cigarettes, can I? Prettypleasewithsugarcsndywhatever on top.
- me: Let the things happen. Here is your cig, we are fresh, go to anywhere, what is not guatanteed to be safe!
I mean, I thought, that I will have like a minute, after I passed the cig, new view. I looked at us, yeah, we have legs, arms, head, pulse and every item we had. Only one thing was on my mind in the back, next to the bones in the closet, that book said we will talk. But for now, no horror, no 2tails, no taking the responsibility of world saving, let us get married and have a nice honeymoon.