Arrangements. Friendly arrangements, like who were the first. At love, that someone is your girlfriend. At work, that you are an employee. But the most important in life is wedding. To wed is an arrangement, what when you were playing in the sand the knight, the girlg was getting ready to play the princess and the wedding after saved by the heroic knight.
Well I am now wedded and still need an arrangement after this one. I mean it is still until the end of my life.
How should I ask it? What do I even ask? I can not just say, that "hey my lovely wife could you please not torture me to death?". The question will give itself, but I think she is aware of what will happen. Worst case scenario, I do not know. There were so many horrible things, that just happened to me, that this nearly counts as one. In the end, if she would kill me, I would die as a married man to a bombshell(literally).
- me: Eve, I will be straightforward with you. Do not try, this is not a bad cliché manga or an even worse light novel. I know what Eve truly is amd I know you will...
- Eve: Naaah, sorry no. I mean, you want to say, that I need to self destruct or whatever, I know, I am not stupid. %^&* it, you idiot, that is one thing, that they ditched me, I tried like 20 times to kill you... On earth and here, what pisses me off, that you did not even notice it. I just gave up. Say I am a liar, but if you want or need proof, give me that idiotic pistol of yours, i just can not and if I will ever be in the state, I would go back. I mean how could they? I reported, did everything, they did not even responded. At this point they would want me as good as dead like they would like you too... And for the record I love you, you asshat. Never even try to think something else or think, that I want it. Now read all the reports... Just for you to know... Ask your book, anyone, that stupid guy, your disastreous ex Bell or whothe%^#@ I had the chances and just think, if you were so important to them, they would have already done it by so far. I am with you, for ever and after. That is the arrangement. And sidenote, I am a new model, EVE is directed by some idiots, they will die in like 10 years in a fight against each other and the whole plan goes down... They are humans based their thingie on hate, we two based our lifes on something else.
So new arrangement: We do everything, the other wants, if it comes back to this, we part ways, but no killing.
Here is your proof, no oppositions, I get everything out my body, what is connected to killing or EVE, no more bad things, like this from my part and you, please, try to point that thing down, you have a bigger one or something, but that thing can cause harm to something and we need to pay...
- me: I mean how can I say no to this reasoning?
- Eve: I love you
- me: I do even better.
With that Eve made a bloodbath in her two meters diameter ripping out everything and stuff, I threw up, but showed a thumbs up and after that I have to say, she cooked, but when I had to kill a bird, she even then screamed.
It was nit even the arrangement... Yeah, reasonable planning is a reason girls live longer. It is a shame, that her lifespan was shorter, than mine, I can not possibly say how happy I was and can not list the things I can thank her for, she said the truth and I was suspicious, I am ridicolious in my eye. Guys if I had a father-in-law, he would still be out there chasing me with a broom!