[Mazel Tov!!! You won the case!]
I blinked, say he said what now?
In a flash of light that blinded me a bag appeared, yes yes a bag. An average bag in black color with gray and distressed straps.
I grabbed the bag staring blankly at him "as if!" I threw him on the floor "Little bitch I'm lost, walking around the village and running into annoying people, going through school all over again and what I get is a bag?!" I scream "What kind of fucked up game is this?!"
I ranted several times until I felt tired "well let's see what the little bastard has" when I opened the bag there was nothing
expected...
But then I could swear I saw some kind of small white spark in the bottom of the bag, intrigued I leaned in only to fall into a black hole "what the-" I came to curse but the curse was cut short as I took in my surroundings, a seemingly endless black space appeared in front of me and things floated inside, like a refrigerator tissue hammers Toilets, wait, why are there toilets here?
[Hello player! Welcome to the infinite space of the bag, here you can store as many things as you want, just like a storage scroll! Also here you will get your zodiac surprises!]
I opened my mouth for a little "Useful... I'm taking it back, this bag is huge!!" I squealed with joy
And now for the main problem, how do I get out of this...?
I looked up and started swimming up like a retard after about half an hour I managed to get out of the damn bag "finally" I put the bag on the floor thrown on a bed a text appeared
[Would you like to exit the game?]
I clicked on the yes option and immediately darkness appeared in front of me, I opened my poor door and immediately closed it back to the sudden light "too bright" I mumbled
"Well, well, how is it?!" Uri appeared in front of me
I rolled my arms over me "Man, you're 30 years old, act like that" I said with slight irritation
"Hey! I'm 28!" he announced proudly
'He's missing the point' I sweatdropped at this, sighing as he unloaded the stuff around me "The quality you need to improve, oh and there were minor bugs, but other than that that's it" I said
He nodded and did some things on his computer, while I stood up I stretched and sighed with satisfaction at the clicks that bounced off my back "How long am I out?"
"Oh not much an hour" he hummed
I raised an eyebrow "what but I was there a whole day"
He shrugged his shoulders "the time there passes differently" and went back to typing
"Oh.. wait there?" I asked confused that he didn't say game
I saw him stretch a bit and then chuckled "You know the same game over there" he waved me with his hand "Anyway come back I upgraded the quality you said" he smiled
'Too fast' I sweated again I sighed "First I eat I'm hungry..."
Upon hearing the mention of the food, he immediately jumped "Yaah!!! Food!"
I rolled my eyes and went to the kitchen preparing food and then I remembered, I stopped dead in my tracks "Oh right..." I turned around and you can see the danger in my eyes, Ori stopped in his enthusiasm and took a sip "Naruto oh.." I said in a sickly sweet voice.
He started to walk back with raised hands as if he was calming her down "May I explain..." He walked back and fear reflected in his eyes saying the name of my affection to calm her down not that it worked.
"Explain eh?" I approached, cracking my hands in anger
boom
boom
boom
Uri was now lying on the floor dying with three glands in his head I rubbed my hands with satisfaction "serving you properly" I giggled and started preparing the food after I made chicken soup and set the table I called "Uri the food is ready"
Immediately he appeared out of nowhere "Ya eat" he cheered like a little boy he's lucky he looked at all in his late 20's otherwise it would have been weird, I smiled a little and rolled my eyes.
After we finished eating Uri sat me down on the chair again "Ok like I said I upgraded at the right levels, it should be fine now. Are you ready?"
I sighed I've been doing this a lot lately "yeah yeah let's move already.." As I said that black appeared at the end of my lungs and I got into the game, I opened my eyes and stretched with a yawn like you just woke up from a nap, I looked outside and saw the sun coming up "I guess it's time to school" I groaned but got dressed and went outside.
Unlike the last time, I got to class quite quickly, more like one of the first ones, I sighed and sat down at a random table, seeing that there was still half an hour left, I put my head in his arms and fell asleep, I must have fallen asleep too deeply, because I felt something curling my shoulders.
Forgetting where I mumbled "another five minutes" and rolled my head to the other side.
Another shake of the shoulder "Enough, I said five minutes I finished the paperwork anyway" I muttered again.
This time we shook harder and I jumped in my place "What?!" I turned my head to blame only to find a surprised Uchiha.
He returned the hard face and said "the lesson has started" and went back to looking ahead.
I scratched my head in confusion and turned my head to the front of the class to find Iruka glaring close to exploding, then I remembered I was still in class, I chuckled nervously and sank into my chair and Iruka went back to his work.
Come to think of it, what is Mr. Grumpy doing here? And where is Naruto? I don't see him, I scanned the room and saw that he really wasn't here.
odd...
My gaze returned to our famous mother to ask why he was sitting next to me, but something else tugged at the junction of my heart, next to Iruka's table right between the legs stood a small yellow and deformed creature, I blinked once twice and it disappeared.
what?...
[observation leveled up]
Ok now I'm starting to get scared..
I surveyed the room in confusion and also a little scared, well a lot of scared
I noticed that Sasuke was giving me a questioning look, I ignored him for everyone's sake, more for my own sake...
In any case, I must have been focused on finding the thing that I didn't notice that Iruka walked in with Naruto tied up looking smug
I blinked, wait is this the first episode?
And when did Iruka-sensei get out?
I looked out the window and saw the Hokage's face painted with silly words and drawings, I put my hand over my mouth to prevent laughter from erupting.
"Naruto you failed the last final test and before that, tomorrow you have another chance and you're messing it up again" Sensei scolded him
Naruto looking quite angry and a bit mortified at being caught turned his head in an 'amp' I found myself giggling at his childishness, Sasuke glanced at me and I ignored.
Sensei didn't seem to like this very much so he dramatically pointed and shouted "Alright! Because you missed it Naruto everyone will do the transformation jutsu" he announced
As soon as everyone heard that, they double blinked and yelled "haha" well of course except for Shino Hinata and Sasuke, Shika just groaned and mumbled a problem.
Everyone started to line up and I started to panic internally 'Damn it! How am I supposed to turn?!' I was mentally raging like how am I supposed to get through this cruise?! I'm not even a fucking ninja! I didn't even choose it!!! , realizing that there was no choice, I also went to the line praying that the earth would swallow me as soon as possible, the better.
I must have drifted off a bit because I just heard Sakura trying to pull Sasuke's heart node after she did well, I was sweating 'see what I said? A fan at such an age... my sister, you have another life ahead of you, save me...'
The emo just ignored her, Uchiha, I rolled poor
"Next Sasuke Uchiha" Iruka announced
Sasuke made a hand sign and became a perfect copy of Iruka
Iruka nodded satisfied and wrote something in the notebook, raised to his head and announced "Mai Cohen"
takes a big breath and steps forward 'Ok, who should I become?' Thinking a little grinning and making a hand sign, the way I did it I felt something warm pass through my body and spread to the skin of my body, so it's chakra...
And poof
Uchiha Madara in his red armor messy spiky hair and an ice cold look at the war with dignity and himself standing in the middle of the classroom.
~behind the keyboard~
The writer: rejoices with joy "Another chapter for a better week" smiles
May: sweating "Who are you smiling at?"
The author: Aliya looks confused "at the camera know"
Uri: nods in agreement "to the camera" agrees
The writer: "In any case, we have a special guest who will make our introduction for the day!" smiling happily
Mai: advancing to an intrigued writer "Or now it's new, who is it?"
The writer: "Haste is the devil" scolds lightly "Anyway our guest is Iruka-sensei!!"
Everyone looks at the door and doesn't see Iruka enter
Author: Sweating "Iruka-sensei!!" coming back
Still nothing
Mai and Uri look at me confused
The writer: receives a whisper in the ears "What? What do you mean can't come? Naruto is causing problems? Again?" "You guys" mumbles back to the point "Looks like we have some delays so... without further ado disclaimer: Naruto and the characters don't belong to me just the plot"
~End~