Chapter 5 - pointless...

~the previous episode~

Uchiha Madara in his red armor messy spiky hair and ice cold stare at the war with honor and himself standing in the middle of the classroom.

~continue~

Iruka jumped from the place with an undignified shriek and a look of horror on his face, oh his face is worth it at least these Uchiha are good at something special laughs and comes back to himself he cleared his throat "well done" and wrote in the notebook

I came back with my head held high and saw that the mother was looking at me... again then I stuck my tongue out at him, childish yes but not that they know and what's his point? Does he need glasses or something?

He was surprised but quickly looked back and narrowed his eyes at me, of course I ignored and went to Naruto smiling who was Iruka jumped.

"Uzumaki Naruto" I heard his name called.

You came next to him and I made a fist sign "give them a head" I smiled big

His eyes widened and he smiled brightly "Believe it!" He completed my punch.

I felt Pazlo's poverty from his huge smile 'Note to self, buy sunglasses, urgent'

Naruto walked past Ino and Shika who looked angry "It's a waste of time Naruto…" he frowned

Ino completed him "That's right we always pay for your messes" she was angry

I didn't like it, I understood that Naruto put the class to some kind of test but sister are you mad about it? Look at the pile of papers they throw at me and then talk to me about anger "oh come on guys it's not that bad" I rolled poor

Ino just glared at me while Shika sighed and mumbled an annoyed voice.

"I don't care" Naruto said angrily and walked to the front of the class.

I stood next to Hinata who was beaming with open admiration, I smiled a small devilish smile "Awww~ Moshe is singing a little love song to someone eh~" I sang to her only she could hear

She turned to me and did a double take and immediately turned red when she realized what I was talking about "An-l-a-an-ya" she stammered

or not? Ma'am you took the word stutter too far, take a breath, even though I can admit it's quite funny and cute in a weird way, I laughed "oh you're so cute" I said to her face.

It seems that because she just passed out, I sweated 'oh shit, did I kill her?' Before I could check how she was doing

A loud "shapeshifting" noise cut me off, when I looked I saw Naruto instead as a blonde girl covered in clouds in her private parts, making a seductive "hi" at Iruka and blowing a kiss with a wink.

Poor Iruka who can't stand it flies with blood in the air.

I restrained myself from laughing, oh scratch I laughed madly "oh his face" I laughed so hard my stomach hurts.

Naruto looked smug at my response and reverted back to his original self and yelled "Ah ha ha ha got it, that's my sexy jutsu!" He gave a smug smile and pointed at Iruka.

Oh Naruto you are a genius, those tricks never die and they keep falling for them.

Iruka not looking very pleased jumped back with a tissue in his nose, where did he fart that from?, and pointed at Naruto who had veins popping out on his head showing his irritation "Cut your silly tricks Naruto! This is your last warning"

Naruto stuck his tongue out at Iruka and walked in his direction "I was awesome huh" he smiled

I who stopped laughing wiped tears from the corner of my eye "It was amazing!" I smiled

A drop of pink rose on his cheeks from the compliment.

~leaping time~

I was in the village not knowing what to do, there's no way I'm going home and the test is tomorrow and that supposedly means the series starts, I wonder who was on the team, well scratch it with my damn luck I'm sure he was on team 7 how was he.

Me and my damn luck...

I wandered around the village for a bit in boredom "Oh I'm bored, and I don't even have tasks to do... come on" I muttered to myself. Then it hit me "Wait with that in the first chapter it means that.." I looked at the Hokage's face and I did see it, wires and underneath it a board to stand on, ahhh Naruto, it must be a pain to clean that shit up... well I guess I'll help .

~leaping time~

"Yo" I said waving to Iruka and Naruto, after bumping into them, don't ask how I got there, regret for armed ninjas.

Anyway they looked quite surprised to see me "Mai-chan?! What are you doing here?" Naruto said clearly surprised as he held a soap covered lip in his hands.

Iruka looked surprised himself but said calmly "Mai-chan, what are you doing here? Didn't you go home?" he asked with a small smile

I shrugged and jumped next to Naruto "I was going to play but I got bored" I grabbed the other pod that for some reason was in the bucket "So I decided to check what's going on with my beloved little sun" I said and winked at Naruto who looked confused "and I decided to help"

Iruka sighed "Mai-chan you don't have to, this is Naruto's punishment" he said and Naruto looked like he was about to go berserk.

I shrugged "what are friends for" and started helping Naruto rub the stones, Naruto looked grateful and gave me a small thank you smile.

Iruka rubbed the bridge of his nose "Diagnosed, but you're not going home until you rub every color off those stones" he announced and rage returned.

Naruto frowned back "So what, it's not like I have anything waiting for me at home!" he declared

Ok this hit a nerve...

Wait.. "Hey! And what do I look like to you, ground meat?!" I announced and I think I have a designer's wink, what? We are in an anime game that I should have...

Naruto opened his eyes and waved his hands nervously "Mai-chan that's not what I meant" he tried to correct himself.

"Of course it's true, Mef" I puffed out my cheeks and looked away.

Iruka looking amused by our sons interaction said "Naruto"

Naruto stopped his little rampage and turned to him with a scowl and some anger in his voice "What do you want now?"

I stepped on his foot and motioned for him to show some courtesy.

"Well I thought after you two finished cleaning it up I'd take you guys out to eat ramen" he said scratching the scar on his nose

Naruto who gave a huge smile as he remembered the ramen said "Now that's a new motivation! Come on Mai-chan let's clean it up quick" he announced and started rubbing the stones furiously

I sighed, kids... "yes yes captain"

~at the ramen shop~

I sat and looked at the ramen, which looked divine, the fat noodles, the juicy meat, the egg on the side of the vegetables and the soup which looked oily and shiny, I literally drooled just at the sight, I took it in my mouth. and...

It's nothing...

remorse! Ramen has no taste at all!!! what is this shit!!! You could literally see anime tears rolling down my cheeks.

"Naruto" Iruka turned to him

Naruto inhales the food, not really what it is he just vacuums it up like a vacuum cleaner, it's just...disgusting

I frowned and put the bowl down "Thanks Naruto you are really appetizing" I said sarcastically and muttered after that "He's lucky I don't taste anything..."

"Why would you do that in front of the Hokage you know who they are right?" Iruka asked Naruto

ok here it goes like in the series so let me walk away please who thinks about it what will i do after this? Do I have tasks?

A blue screen appeared in front of me and I went into my task list

Does the monument blink? Aren't all the heroes who died outside engraved there? Kakashi continues to mourn him? The one with Obito spying on him like a creepy stalker?

"Because I'm going to be greater than any of them, I, Uzumaki Naruto, the next great Hokage!" Naruto snapped me out of my thoughts as he aimed his eating shower at Iruka "The next ninja legend! So that way everyone will stop looking down on me and look up to me! Believe!!!" he declared

That made me smile, I laughed a sweet little laugh, pulling the cross of Iruka and Naruto on him "Believe it Naruto, I was here to help you become the next Hokage"

Naruto widened and a blush reached his cheeks, he smiled a big smile still blushing Iruka looked at Naruto with a smile as if he had come up with something.

Naruto came to continue talking but I'm tired of hearing it, what? It's just like in the anime he went to ask Iruka for his forehead protector brother and he refuses and blah blah blah so I'll go thank you very much.

I got up from the chair "Okay, my beloved little friends" I said cheerfully clapping my hands "Time is short and the queen is square so I will pass to you tomorrow" I raised my hands cheerfully

"Ugh but it's still early Mai-chan" Naruto whined looking sad that I was leaving early.

Iruka patted Naruto's head "It's late! Naruto so stop whining" Naruto rubbed his head furiously "Good night Mai-chan" he was still smiling.

Naruto looked grumpy and turned his head, I sighed I went up to him and patted his head "See you tomorrow Sun" I smiled at him

He blushed making me tilt my head in confusion "Yes!" he said

I giggled and made my way out the sun was starting to set so I decided before I go back home that he went to complete the mission, rather to the monument, wait... isn't the monument located in a cemetery?! I hate cemeteries!

~behind the keyboard~

Lemai: looking at the door "should we have a special guest then?" Returns to the cards in her hands and places a card

Uri: shrugs his shoulders "don't know" card name

The writer: "I don't have a trace" hums and puts down a card "and I won"

Uri and Mai: "It's not fair!" Rampant

The door suddenly opens and you find Naruto and Iruka entering the door "I think this is the place" Iruka says

The writer: Jumps to her feet and runs above "Oh you came but" looks at Naruto "What is he doing here?" pointing at him

Naruto: frowns and mumbles "I didn't want to be here"

Iruka: scratching in shame "yeah naruto is causing trouble so i took him with me" nervous laugh

Naruto: Glancing at the director "Hey... I don't know you?"

Mai: sweating "No.." laughing nervously

Naruto: Narrows his eyes "You look familiar to me.."

Mai Uri and the writer: sweating nervously

Writer: Their son enters "Hey Naruto! There's ramen down the road if you'd like to eat" Naruto forgets about Maya and runs towards Maria Ramen all the way.

Mai Uri and the writer: sigh with relief.

The writer: Manofat "Let's finish it too much tension for one day.."

Iruka: looks confused shrugs "Disclaimer: Naruto and the characters are not for writer-san just the plot"